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Joss Rickard
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Car Tech Wolf
37 | He/Him | Poly/Demi | ΘΔ |🔞

Starfox | Baking | Cars | Motorsport | VRchat | Sim Racing

The suckers:
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Pinned
"I reckon you should stay down, if y'know what's good for ya"

@stitchupfursuits.com
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October 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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SUMMERS: you’re missing letters jeffrey

EPSTEIN: what does that got to do with pussy?!

SUMMERS: you’re missing the letter ‘y’. can’t spell pussy without it

EPSTEIN: [shook]
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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White wolfie is all done and off to their new home soon 🥳
freakhoundstudios.com/wolf47
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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im starting to believe that neurotypicals are the strange ones
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Sif - watercolour and acryla gouache
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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[on radio] i repeat, send in the babies
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
gesundheit
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
silksong is another strand based video game
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:

u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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From: Larry Summers
Subject: Thought

Women, pah! Such low minded cattle, like cows to me. Not yet of the eshalone of a peak male brain. Thinkst you so, Jeffrey?

From: Jeffrey Epstein
Subject: ❗ Re: Thought

impotant pattern . i just remebrered all the letters . a b b c e g f i p l m n s t u xv z .
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
once you KRRSSHHZZTT you can't stop
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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did u know
April 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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hi, can you do me a favor?

take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them

thank you, this is for science

here is my contribution
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
south is just north if you got lots of time
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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got reminded how fucking good the intro to Return to Zork is. just a suckerpunch of a transition
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The boy is getting a big overhaul, new brake lines all round, all ball joints, inner and outer tie rods, rotors and welch plugs in the cylinder head. I've made the classic mistake of falling in love with a friend's car but damn if it isn't an absolute hoot and charming.
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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DOG BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF SNARL RUFF RUFF RUFF BITE ARF ARF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
December 27, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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Actually, Mr. Potato Head was the name of the inventor
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Attention all shoppers: your store rewards program is now tied to your performance at scanning and bagging your groceries in the self-checkout line
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM