Joseph
@josephruscitti.bsky.social
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damn this didn't age well, turns out he'll strip the chrome from a trailer hitch
this trump guy is a real cocksucker, and not in the good way
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
damn this didn't age well, turns out he'll strip the chrome from a trailer hitch
My k/d ratio is gonna be so bad.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My k/d ratio is gonna be so bad.
It’s always the guys you most suspect.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It’s always the guys you most suspect.
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The DOJ order saying you're immune from prosecution is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the order.
More Military personnel are calling legal military non-profit agencies seeking advice for orders they received.
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
The DOJ has issues a order that all orders are legal & the personnel are immune from prosecution. Right there is the red flag, the prosecution immunity.
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
Military personnel seek legal advice on whether Trump-ordered missions are lawful
Military service personnel have been seeking outside legal advice about some of the missions the Trump administration has assigned them. The strikes against alleged drug traffickers and deployments to...
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The DOJ order saying you're immune from prosecution is raising a lot of questions that are answered by the order.
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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Lemme tell you. If I’m a Dem candidate, especially one that could look a lil too squeaky clean to voters, some onlyfans follows are gonna be a feature not a bug.
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
James Talarico shuts down OnlyFans controversy with perfect response
The Texas Senate hopeful was accused of following all kinds of stars.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Lemme tell you. If I’m a Dem candidate, especially one that could look a lil too squeaky clean to voters, some onlyfans follows are gonna be a feature not a bug.
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
Not saying it’s good or bad but that’s masculinity politics 101. He’s a Regular Guy (TM)!
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Robo Top Shelf!
Jason Robertson, fresh off ending a 9-game goal drought on Tuesday night at Ottawa, just scored for the second-straight game. Robo took a pass from Harley and lifted a backhander up under the crossbar.
4-0 Stars
Jason Robertson, fresh off ending a 9-game goal drought on Tuesday night at Ottawa, just scored for the second-straight game. Robo took a pass from Harley and lifted a backhander up under the crossbar.
4-0 Stars
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Why not?
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Why not?
A bold thing to say!
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
A bold thing to say!
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Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
Damn you, Tim Berners-Lee!
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Damn you, Tim Berners-Lee!
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“Oh wow, how bad could a rebranding be?”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Oh wow, how bad could a rebranding be?”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
[two paragraphs into the story]
“Oh.”
About to see the Wallflowers in like 10 minutes. Awarding anyone 50 internet points if you correctly guess the demographics of the audience.
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
About to see the Wallflowers in like 10 minutes. Awarding anyone 50 internet points if you correctly guess the demographics of the audience.
ClearSight radio ad: Meet Tisha
Me: No, thanks.
Me: No, thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ClearSight radio ad: Meet Tisha
Me: No, thanks.
Me: No, thanks.
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Today: fire Nico Harrison
Tomorrow: fire Nico Harrison again just to be safe
Tomorrow: fire Nico Harrison again just to be safe
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Today: fire Nico Harrison
Tomorrow: fire Nico Harrison again just to be safe
Tomorrow: fire Nico Harrison again just to be safe
Unity on the skyline.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Unity on the skyline.
I almost wanna listen to Matty Beers now.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I almost wanna listen to Matty Beers now.
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All my life (since February 2, 2025) I have prayed for a day like this
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
All my life (since February 2, 2025) I have prayed for a day like this
