jordanvanwa.bsky.social
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
the enshitification of the World Cup
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Tonight is Krampusnacht. Celebrate by looking at all these old Krampuses I've made over the years and then wait patiently for your inevitable punishment, you wicked child.
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If this is what MLS is going to be like with the schedule change ...... SIGN ME UP
Absolutely insane goal in insane conditions in the CPL final. Absurd.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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2nd photo here, also by Vondruska

2/2
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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They say we have no “footballing culture” but right now in America, there’s a team named “Sharktopus FC” that just earned a replay of a loss because the ref for their last match turned out to have once been a player for their opponent’s second team. 🇺🇸
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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When your eyes are really opened to the secret cabal of super agents on the dark side of football
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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i would like my government supervisors to know that i now think slim fit is good, dress sneakers are great, and "fun socks" are cool
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Bachelorette Party Derby for the USOC final!
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.
September 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No PK shootouts, ever. Replays, forever and always.
Everybody should absolutely view this as an invitation to drop your spiciest soccer takes.
lol I’m gonna need bluesky’s biggest soccer post ever to balance out all the politics engagement im burying myself under.
September 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I don’t know Who you believe eats at the Cracker Barrel but i can assure you…they didn’t do it cause of the liberals
August 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Rather than solving these problems by, say, pulling up their fucking britches, developing some self-awareness and self-discipline, chipping in around the house, going to therapy & learning how to talk about feelings, & being less violent toward their loved ones, men listen to bro podcasts & whine.
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Men these days do worse in school, don't make as much money, don't help around the house, refuse to develop any emotional literacy, refuse to plan or maintain a social life, and in their spare time, have ginned up an entire society-wide moral panic premised on ... men having a hard time.
August 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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"They found that even when men earn far less than their wives — even when they’re unemployed and making bupkes — their contribution to housework stays remarkably low."
August 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The narrative that “the vast majority voted for this” or that “the far left didn’t vote” or “more than half the country is racist” it’s all bullshit propaganda to keep you on your asses blaming each other instead of doing the needful, standing up to the Trump regime. Do not fall for the script.
June 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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What number of dead children would you be okay with?
Estimates. NYT is pretty bad at guessing numbers.
May 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Hey, fam! After a loooooong delay, we've finally gotten this account up and running and post-able. Looking forward to sharing good news about the beautiful game in Soccer City USA! #rctid #baonpdx #scusa
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If there is ever an area where AI is useful, it ain’t here….
May 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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The problem with y’all calling Joe Rogan “intellectually curious”

… the man is nearing the 6th decade of life with curiosities that should’ve been quelled by a library card and community college enrollment
May 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM