Jordan Simonovski
@jordansimonov.ski
Person who does Observability things at the Jira Company.
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?!
Immersion broken. 0/10.
Immersion broken. 0/10.
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?!
Immersion broken. 0/10.
Immersion broken. 0/10.
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Got my performance review.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Got my performance review.
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it's really astounding to read early reviews of CONSPIRACY NATION. Ariel and I are just stoked that anyone would take the time to sit down and read something that we care so deeply about — let alone for them to respond in such thoughtful ways.
July 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
it's really astounding to read early reviews of CONSPIRACY NATION. Ariel and I are just stoked that anyone would take the time to sit down and read something that we care so deeply about — let alone for them to respond in such thoughtful ways.
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This thread is incredible.
Jason ✨👾SaaStr.Ai✨ Lemkin (@jasonlk)
.@Replit goes rogue during a code freeze and shutdown and deletes our entire database
xcancel.com
July 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This thread is incredible.
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Scoop: GetUp!'s CEO has quietly left the group just weeks before the election.
This comes as the former digital campaigning powerhouse has been noticeably absent this campaign: almost no digital ads, no media releases this year & donations have dropped precipitously.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
This comes as the former digital campaigning powerhouse has been noticeably absent this campaign: almost no digital ads, no media releases this year & donations have dropped precipitously.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
April 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Scoop: GetUp!'s CEO has quietly left the group just weeks before the election.
This comes as the former digital campaigning powerhouse has been noticeably absent this campaign: almost no digital ads, no media releases this year & donations have dropped precipitously.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
This comes as the former digital campaigning powerhouse has been noticeably absent this campaign: almost no digital ads, no media releases this year & donations have dropped precipitously.
www.crikey.com.au/20...
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April 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I got a bunch of interactions in a Discord chat.
I guess you could say I am a pretty big deal. 😏
I guess you could say I am a pretty big deal. 😏
April 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I got a bunch of interactions in a Discord chat.
I guess you could say I am a pretty big deal. 😏
I guess you could say I am a pretty big deal. 😏
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Using MTTR tends to evaluate if your incident response is improving is like using stock price trends to evaluate if your software development productivity is improving. Sure, it’s an input, but hoo-boy are there a bunch of other factors that move those numbers!
March 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Using MTTR tends to evaluate if your incident response is improving is like using stock price trends to evaluate if your software development productivity is improving. Sure, it’s an input, but hoo-boy are there a bunch of other factors that move those numbers!
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Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
March 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
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"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order."
Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist
Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"When a complex system is far from equilibrium, small islands of coherence in a sea of chaos have the capacity to shift the entire system to a higher order."
Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist
Iya Prigogine, Noble prize-winning chemist
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I wrote a quick guide to getting started with self-hosting.
It doesn't matter what your motivations are, now is a great time to get started taking ownership and responsibility for your data.
justingarrison.com/blog/2025-03...
It doesn't matter what your motivations are, now is a great time to get started taking ownership and responsibility for your data.
justingarrison.com/blog/2025-03...
Get Started With Self-Hosting
Taking ownership of your data and services
justingarrison.com
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I wrote a quick guide to getting started with self-hosting.
It doesn't matter what your motivations are, now is a great time to get started taking ownership and responsibility for your data.
justingarrison.com/blog/2025-03...
It doesn't matter what your motivations are, now is a great time to get started taking ownership and responsibility for your data.
justingarrison.com/blog/2025-03...
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Our first MAP MEN BOOK, coming this October is *already* available to pre-order.
lnk.to/MapMen
Imagine the bliss of getting your Christmas shopping out of the way 9 months early. 🗺️ 📕
lnk.to/MapMen
Imagine the bliss of getting your Christmas shopping out of the way 9 months early. 🗺️ 📕
March 7, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Our first MAP MEN BOOK, coming this October is *already* available to pre-order.
lnk.to/MapMen
Imagine the bliss of getting your Christmas shopping out of the way 9 months early. 🗺️ 📕
lnk.to/MapMen
Imagine the bliss of getting your Christmas shopping out of the way 9 months early. 🗺️ 📕
Thinking of entering my DIY renovation influencer era, though I might ruin the joy of building stuff there as I have with software 😩
February 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Thinking of entering my DIY renovation influencer era, though I might ruin the joy of building stuff there as I have with software 😩
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Any asshole can build an org where the smartest, most experienced engineers in the world can get shit done.
A truly great engineering org is one where normal, workaday software engineers, with decent skills and ordinary experience, can move fast, ship code, and move the business forward day by day.
A truly great engineering org is one where normal, workaday software engineers, with decent skills and ordinary experience, can move fast, ship code, and move the business forward day by day.
February 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Any asshole can build an org where the smartest, most experienced engineers in the world can get shit done.
A truly great engineering org is one where normal, workaday software engineers, with decent skills and ordinary experience, can move fast, ship code, and move the business forward day by day.
A truly great engineering org is one where normal, workaday software engineers, with decent skills and ordinary experience, can move fast, ship code, and move the business forward day by day.
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Ding ding ding! Watch this. He’s laying it out.
My team at Stanford Internet Observatory documented this process meticulously, over & over again, in 2020. The R machine retaliated against us.
When Elon bought X, it became even sharper.
The rest of the political spectrum needs to get in the game.
My team at Stanford Internet Observatory documented this process meticulously, over & over again, in 2020. The R machine retaliated against us.
When Elon bought X, it became even sharper.
The rest of the political spectrum needs to get in the game.
Watters: We are waging a 21st century information warfare campaign from the left…It's like grassroots guerrilla warfare. Someone says something on social media, Musk retweets it, Rogan podcasts it, Fox broadcasts it.. and by the time it reaches everybody, millions of people have seen it.
February 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ding ding ding! Watch this. He’s laying it out.
My team at Stanford Internet Observatory documented this process meticulously, over & over again, in 2020. The R machine retaliated against us.
When Elon bought X, it became even sharper.
The rest of the political spectrum needs to get in the game.
My team at Stanford Internet Observatory documented this process meticulously, over & over again, in 2020. The R machine retaliated against us.
When Elon bought X, it became even sharper.
The rest of the political spectrum needs to get in the game.
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Mow mow mow, mow mow mow mow. Nyaa?
January 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Mow mow mow, mow mow mow mow. Nyaa?
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The entire tech industry right now
January 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The entire tech industry right now
The rule is that you have to sing it out loud
aussies. please tell me you remember what this is from.
1300 6 555 06
1300 6 555 06
January 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The rule is that you have to sing it out loud
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Our new #opensource #RPG that transforms Kubernetes education into an exciting adventure.
Kubernetes Isekai (異世界): Gamifying Kubernetes Education in Free AWS Academy Learner Lab
Kubernetes Isekai (異世界) is an open-source RPG that transforms Kubernetes education into an exciting adventure. Designed for students, it offers hands-on learning through interactive tasks and dynamic…
buff.ly
January 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Our new #opensource #RPG that transforms Kubernetes education into an exciting adventure.
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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Villain, I have done thy mother.
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Villain, I have done thy mother.
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damn this japanese chocolate was pretty good
January 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
damn this japanese chocolate was pretty good