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Jordan Simonovski
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Person who does Observability things at the Jira Company.
Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?!

Immersion broken. 0/10.
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You really can get everything at Bunnings
December 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Damn this delicious woke food!
November 20, 2024 at 7:37 AM
I refuse to join Bluesky. I don’t want to become part of a neko chamber
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
My latte art might be trash, but at least it’s consistently trash.
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
If you see this, post a mountain picture
November 1, 2024 at 3:48 AM
First time opening a booster pack in ages and I get this!
Feeling incredibly lucky right now.
November 1, 2024 at 3:08 AM
If you see this, post a bird.

This is a King Parrot that visits our house every morning.
October 20, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I’m happy to report that the game that was initially invented to represent the dangers of unchecked capitalism, has evolved to represent modern capitalism in an attempt to appease to their ever-hungry shareholders.
September 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Yes
September 18, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Curious about who the users are with the funny numbers
September 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Testing out Bluesky video support by sharing some excellent #opentelemetry content
September 12, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Got the stuff!
September 7, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Rest here weary traveler, you’ve been harvesting a lot of Trump mugshot memes.
August 25, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Migrated my blog from Hugo to Astro.

This lighthouse score makes me feel as though it was all worth it (it wasn't).
August 25, 2023 at 3:52 AM
the creative process behind my skeeting
August 17, 2023 at 8:38 PM
August 3, 2023 at 9:38 AM
When I woke up this morning, my 4-year-old dog was reading the SLO book.
July 25, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Perfect.
July 25, 2023 at 12:03 AM
First coffee after 3 months of drinking European coffee
July 9, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Honk honk!
June 26, 2023 at 1:54 PM