Jordan Simonovski
@jordansimonov.ski
Person who does Observability things at the Jira Company.
Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?!
Immersion broken. 0/10.
Immersion broken. 0/10.
October 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Watching the wire for the first time and Vondas is drinking what obviously seems to be a Greek/Turkish coffee. Why the fuck is he being served a drip coffee?!
Immersion broken. 0/10.
Immersion broken. 0/10.
You really can get everything at Bunnings
December 9, 2024 at 11:47 PM
You really can get everything at Bunnings
Damn this delicious woke food!
November 20, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Damn this delicious woke food!
I refuse to join Bluesky. I don’t want to become part of a neko chamber
November 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I refuse to join Bluesky. I don’t want to become part of a neko chamber
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
My latte art might be trash, but at least it’s consistently trash.
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My latte art might be trash, but at least it’s consistently trash.
If you see this, post a mountain picture
November 1, 2024 at 3:48 AM
If you see this, post a mountain picture
First time opening a booster pack in ages and I get this!
Feeling incredibly lucky right now.
Feeling incredibly lucky right now.
November 1, 2024 at 3:08 AM
First time opening a booster pack in ages and I get this!
Feeling incredibly lucky right now.
Feeling incredibly lucky right now.
If you see this, post a bird.
This is a King Parrot that visits our house every morning.
This is a King Parrot that visits our house every morning.
October 20, 2024 at 12:16 AM
If you see this, post a bird.
This is a King Parrot that visits our house every morning.
This is a King Parrot that visits our house every morning.
I’m happy to report that the game that was initially invented to represent the dangers of unchecked capitalism, has evolved to represent modern capitalism in an attempt to appease to their ever-hungry shareholders.
September 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I’m happy to report that the game that was initially invented to represent the dangers of unchecked capitalism, has evolved to represent modern capitalism in an attempt to appease to their ever-hungry shareholders.
Curious about who the users are with the funny numbers
September 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Curious about who the users are with the funny numbers
Testing out Bluesky video support by sharing some excellent #opentelemetry content
September 12, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Testing out Bluesky video support by sharing some excellent #opentelemetry content
Rest here weary traveler, you’ve been harvesting a lot of Trump mugshot memes.
August 25, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Rest here weary traveler, you’ve been harvesting a lot of Trump mugshot memes.
Migrated my blog from Hugo to Astro.
This lighthouse score makes me feel as though it was all worth it (it wasn't).
This lighthouse score makes me feel as though it was all worth it (it wasn't).
August 25, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Migrated my blog from Hugo to Astro.
This lighthouse score makes me feel as though it was all worth it (it wasn't).
This lighthouse score makes me feel as though it was all worth it (it wasn't).
the creative process behind my skeeting
August 17, 2023 at 8:38 PM
the creative process behind my skeeting
Disappointed to learn that https://www.scenicrimjobs.com.au/ now redirects to https://www.jobsinscenicrim.com.au/
August 3, 2023 at 9:38 AM
Disappointed to learn that https://www.scenicrimjobs.com.au/ now redirects to https://www.jobsinscenicrim.com.au/
When I woke up this morning, my 4-year-old dog was reading the SLO book.
July 25, 2023 at 2:38 AM
When I woke up this morning, my 4-year-old dog was reading the SLO book.
First coffee after 3 months of drinking European coffee
July 9, 2023 at 11:04 PM
First coffee after 3 months of drinking European coffee
