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Possibly the most annoying and disingenuous politician imaginable?
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Me feasting on every podcast and article about yesterday's match
a cartoon of homer simpson eating a pink candy
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson eating a pink candy
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Zsa Zsa Gabor, Franz Liszt, Ferenc Puskas, Laszlo Biro, Adrien Brody, Joseph Pulitzer, bloke who invented the Rubiks Cube - can you hear us bloke who invented the Rubik's Cube? Solve that in 6+ minutes of added time!
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Haha, was chatting to @eoinsheahan.bsky.social as recently as Thursday about the air of gloom around the Irish team for years, and how it just needed a spark again… so to then see that, followed by THAT.
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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"Number 2 as in SHIT from an ASS" is poetry
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Gangster respects the hustle
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Dare we dream??..
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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“Is breá liom páistí, Charlie. Is breá liom páistí!”
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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RTE Producer be like:
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"You may not know this, but there exists, among certain cohorts of the public, a perception that Ireland’s political establishment and media establishment are too intimately connected. And what on Earth would give them that idea?"

Happy Saturday, it's time to read my column.
Surrealing in the Years: Yates' Fianna Fáil dealings an open kimono moment for Irish politics
Agh, my eyes. My eyes!
www.thejournal.ie
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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Football Association of Ireland EGM passes motion calling on UEFA to ban Israel from all club and international competitions.

Resolution brought by Bohemian Football Club - approved by 88%.

Motion cites operation by the Israeli FA of clubs in the Occupied Palestinian Territories.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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ok i think that's all of them
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
McGuirk is the biggest wank stain in Ireland and that's some achievement all things considered.
Ladies and gentlemen, the “protect women and children” brigade
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, the “protect women and children” brigade
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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So would building 60,000 homes a year but sure embrace the racists, sorry the people with “legitimate concerns”
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The Irish media class sooooo badly wants us to have a viscous, divisive culture war and it is pathetic.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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*looking at ballot box filled with human excrement*

"This is an endorsement of me and my views"
By failing to even get nominated for the Presidency while another independent candidate scored a record victory, I have of course been proven right
October 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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[lefty leftist wins a landslide election, extremely leftist-ly] is there anything to be said for hating more minorities?
October 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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🚨 Aggregate of national #aras25 tallies
(albeit only partial in some constituencies):

Catherine Connolly 63%
Heather Humphreys 30%
Jim Gavin 7%

Roughly 13% of votes nationwide are spoiled/invalid

@virginmedianews.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM