Jon Wood
@jonwood.bsky.social
I make things, sometimes they even work.
In a bizarre turn of events “Vin Diesel is expanding the Mattel Cinematic Universe with a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots movie” is entirely true, and not some sort of fever dream I’ve just woken up from.
deadline.com/2025/12/vin-...
deadline.com/2025/12/vin-...
Vin Diesel Set To Write Mattel & One Race Films’ ‘Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots’ In Addition To Starring & Producing
Fast & Furious star Vin Diesel will now write the feature take of Mattel Studios' Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.
deadline.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In a bizarre turn of events “Vin Diesel is expanding the Mattel Cinematic Universe with a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots movie” is entirely true, and not some sort of fever dream I’ve just woken up from.
deadline.com/2025/12/vin-...
deadline.com/2025/12/vin-...
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
#Finland will begin to #Russia - proof its rail network, integrate with EU train infrastructure.
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
The Finnish government has announced the conversion of its rail network from Russian gauge (1,524 mm) to European standard (1,435 mm).
www.trenvista.net/en/news/flas...
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
Classic status page wording here. I guess “impacts multiple customers” does technically describe “we broke half the internet”.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Classic status page wording here. I guess “impacts multiple customers” does technically describe “we broke half the internet”.
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The first rule of communications is clarity 😉
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The first rule of communications is clarity 😉
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Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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Genuinely loving that somehow, after 56 years of it being fine, this is suddenly an existential problem. Nobody cares, Horowitz. You could literally just cold open to a brand new Bond doing Bond things and everyone would be fine with it.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Genuinely loving that somehow, after 56 years of it being fine, this is suddenly an existential problem. Nobody cares, Horowitz. You could literally just cold open to a brand new Bond doing Bond things and everyone would be fine with it.
One minute I’m trying to read an article about zippers, the next a media company is sending me death threats. Life comes at you fast in the 21st century.
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One minute I’m trying to read an article about zippers, the next a media company is sending me death threats. Life comes at you fast in the 21st century.
Just saw someone posting replies With Every Word Capitalised and I can’t imagine what would make someone do that.
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just saw someone posting replies With Every Word Capitalised and I can’t imagine what would make someone do that.
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There are a number of fantasy worlds that imagine a country run by mages whose power has gone unmanaged and I think perhaps we could benefit from examining our current situation as though we were dealing with, for instance, the Red Wizards of Thay
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
There are a number of fantasy worlds that imagine a country run by mages whose power has gone unmanaged and I think perhaps we could benefit from examining our current situation as though we were dealing with, for instance, the Red Wizards of Thay
We’ve all wanted a few days off now and then but this seems a bit extreme.
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We’ve all wanted a few days off now and then but this seems a bit extreme.
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passkeys are a dead end unless they are adequately explained to users, which so far they emphatically have not been
October 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
passkeys are a dead end unless they are adequately explained to users, which so far they emphatically have not been
I did this once. Had an incredibly vivid dream in which I fixed gnarly bug. Unfortunately when I woke up excited to apply this new found knowledge I quickly realised it was a bug that didn’t exist in some software that didn’t exist.
It’s all happening on x dot com where I do my banking
October 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I did this once. Had an incredibly vivid dream in which I fixed gnarly bug. Unfortunately when I woke up excited to apply this new found knowledge I quickly realised it was a bug that didn’t exist in some software that didn’t exist.
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I just want you to know that “from the French cluster fuque(?)” made me snort-laugh on the tube. This is either exactly what you needed to hear or slightly weird, so please take it as you will.
October 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I just want you to know that “from the French cluster fuque(?)” made me snort-laugh on the tube. This is either exactly what you needed to hear or slightly weird, so please take it as you will.
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Just saw a van belonging to Wayne Grout Brickwork and I desperately need that to be his real name.
September 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just saw a van belonging to Wayne Grout Brickwork and I desperately need that to be his real name.
Can we do retired people next? They spend all their time not working and taking money from the state.
"Migrants will have to carry out community work or volunteering to qualify to permanently remain in the UK, according to the Home Secretary." [Telegraph]
September 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Can we do retired people next? They spend all their time not working and taking money from the state.
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Sky News and the BBC repeatedly mention the "migrant crisis" in doing so they are normalising and legitimising far right talking points. There is no "migrant crisis", there is only migrant hysteria, which the British media is feeding into instead of countering.
September 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Sky News and the BBC repeatedly mention the "migrant crisis" in doing so they are normalising and legitimising far right talking points. There is no "migrant crisis", there is only migrant hysteria, which the British media is feeding into instead of countering.
Every now and then I want to reply to something with a specific emoji and then I remember it’s a random custom one from somewhere and outside that community of 20-200 people it would be completely meaningless.
September 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Every now and then I want to reply to something with a specific emoji and then I remember it’s a random custom one from somewhere and outside that community of 20-200 people it would be completely meaningless.
Is that actual dollars, or they just swapping GPUs for for OpenAI shares? Either way seems like another step towards the market imploding any day now.
BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, to invest up to $100 billion dollars into OpenAI
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Is that actual dollars, or they just swapping GPUs for for OpenAI shares? Either way seems like another step towards the market imploding any day now.
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you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude
July 2, 2023 at 9:51 AM
you might think "oh, John Wick is reloading, now's my chance". but he is so good at reloading dude
Watched Civil War again this evening, you know, just for no reason at all.
September 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Watched Civil War again this evening, you know, just for no reason at all.
If you’re ever feeling bad about your job just feel glad you’re not the journalist tasked with keeping my local paper’s live blog about a power cut updated. One of the quotes is “I was planning to go to CEX. I’m a little disappointed.” I dread to think what the quotes they didn’t post say.
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If you’re ever feeling bad about your job just feel glad you’re not the journalist tasked with keeping my local paper’s live blog about a power cut updated. One of the quotes is “I was planning to go to CEX. I’m a little disappointed.” I dread to think what the quotes they didn’t post say.