@jonnybizzlak.bsky.social
Practising neurosurgeon (unqualified), cheese categorizer, provocateur and Europe's foremost teleporter. My opinions are not my own.
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Imagine trying to explain this to a shark.
It takes 225 million years or so for the Solar System to make one orbit around the galaxy. Sharks evolved long enough ago that they’ve done it twice.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Imagine trying to explain this to a shark.
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Starmer’s anti-asylum policies show how utterly clueless he is about the right-wing media’s role in politics.
He’s trying to fix a “problem” contrived by Farage, GB News and The Telegraph. He’ll never win, because ultimately he’s fighting a ghost – he’s fighting something that doesn’t really exist
He’s trying to fix a “problem” contrived by Farage, GB News and The Telegraph. He’ll never win, because ultimately he’s fighting a ghost – he’s fighting something that doesn’t really exist
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Starmer’s anti-asylum policies show how utterly clueless he is about the right-wing media’s role in politics.
He’s trying to fix a “problem” contrived by Farage, GB News and The Telegraph. He’ll never win, because ultimately he’s fighting a ghost – he’s fighting something that doesn’t really exist
He’s trying to fix a “problem” contrived by Farage, GB News and The Telegraph. He’ll never win, because ultimately he’s fighting a ghost – he’s fighting something that doesn’t really exist
"Last time I checked..." she's got quite a talent for f**king up consistently. And still apparently oblivious to how dreadful it makes her look...
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
"Last time I checked..." she's got quite a talent for f**king up consistently. And still apparently oblivious to how dreadful it makes her look...
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Your regular reminder that it is not "the left" or "the radical left" or "radical left socialists" doing all the political violence in the United States.
#bbcpm #CharlieKirk
bsky.app/profile/econ...
#bbcpm #CharlieKirk
bsky.app/profile/econ...
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Your regular reminder that it is not "the left" or "the radical left" or "radical left socialists" doing all the political violence in the United States.
#bbcpm #CharlieKirk
bsky.app/profile/econ...
#bbcpm #CharlieKirk
bsky.app/profile/econ...
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My brain refuses to believe this hat is real. I've watched the clip and it's real and it's entirely in keeping with everything else in his dumb, crass, narcissistic life but that hat...it's like a glitch. A nod & a wink from a Creator to tell you None Of This Is Real. It can't exist and yet.
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My brain refuses to believe this hat is real. I've watched the clip and it's real and it's entirely in keeping with everything else in his dumb, crass, narcissistic life but that hat...it's like a glitch. A nod & a wink from a Creator to tell you None Of This Is Real. It can't exist and yet.
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Hi I'm Nigel Mansell www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZA...
Rik Mayall - Nigel Mansell Nintendo ad
YouTube video by gtwarwick
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Hi I'm Nigel Mansell www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZA...
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Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
July 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’
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JD Vance awakens, unsated. That one had barely any life force left in it at all. He googles 'faith leaders young healthy'.
April 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
JD Vance awakens, unsated. That one had barely any life force left in it at all. He googles 'faith leaders young healthy'.
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'Marine Le Pen is going to jail' is a truly beautiful sentence to write. Try it, it's such fun. I might just keep on writing it all day.
March 31, 2025 at 11:24 AM
'Marine Le Pen is going to jail' is a truly beautiful sentence to write. Try it, it's such fun. I might just keep on writing it all day.
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Blimey, the Mail.
Morning.
Morning.
March 2, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Blimey, the Mail.
Morning.
Morning.
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We can still show we stand with Ukraine stoptrump.org.uk/petition-can...
Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit
Stop Trump Coalition
stoptrump.org.uk
February 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We can still show we stand with Ukraine stoptrump.org.uk/petition-can...
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It's been obvious since January 6 that he was an enemy of the USA, the UK & the whole of the free world. Everybody still in his camp understands this as completely as everybody against it. They just prioritise personal interest over the national & international. And they know it. They all know it.
February 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's been obvious since January 6 that he was an enemy of the USA, the UK & the whole of the free world. Everybody still in his camp understands this as completely as everybody against it. They just prioritise personal interest over the national & international. And they know it. They all know it.
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Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
February 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain
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Lindsey Graham just said he's "never felt prouder of Trump and Vance" and Zelenskyy "needs to resign" because he's "not someone US can do business with".
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Lindsey Graham just said he's "never felt prouder of Trump and Vance" and Zelenskyy "needs to resign" because he's "not someone US can do business with".
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
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#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
February 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlur
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
Advertisement at a London bus stop. Ya gotta love the British…
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listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
February 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
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This reveals far more about Johnson than Trump, whom we know to be a bought-and-paid-for Russian asset.
The plea to ignore Trump’s glaring faults & assertion that telling outright lies is a perfectly valid way of getting attention & shouldn’t be taken seriously is….telling.
The plea to ignore Trump’s glaring faults & assertion that telling outright lies is a perfectly valid way of getting attention & shouldn’t be taken seriously is….telling.
February 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This reveals far more about Johnson than Trump, whom we know to be a bought-and-paid-for Russian asset.
The plea to ignore Trump’s glaring faults & assertion that telling outright lies is a perfectly valid way of getting attention & shouldn’t be taken seriously is….telling.
The plea to ignore Trump’s glaring faults & assertion that telling outright lies is a perfectly valid way of getting attention & shouldn’t be taken seriously is….telling.
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more of this please
Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.
February 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
more of this please
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The entire US air traffic control staff should now walk out.
Their President has gaslit them all, effectively blaming them for 67 deaths & his own failings.
Walk out, grind the country to a halt.
Trump will threatened to fire them all, he can’t.
Without air travel, the economy is done.
Their President has gaslit them all, effectively blaming them for 67 deaths & his own failings.
Walk out, grind the country to a halt.
Trump will threatened to fire them all, he can’t.
Without air travel, the economy is done.
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The entire US air traffic control staff should now walk out.
Their President has gaslit them all, effectively blaming them for 67 deaths & his own failings.
Walk out, grind the country to a halt.
Trump will threatened to fire them all, he can’t.
Without air travel, the economy is done.
Their President has gaslit them all, effectively blaming them for 67 deaths & his own failings.
Walk out, grind the country to a halt.
Trump will threatened to fire them all, he can’t.
Without air travel, the economy is done.
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January 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Amazing display of specialist equipment
So, when you sell a BTL property with tenants in situ, they’re not exactly motivated to hide their hobbies before the photographers come round.
(Not strictly SFW).
Via someone who knows who they are
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
(Not strictly SFW).
Via someone who knows who they are
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 2 bedroom terraced house for sale on Rightmove
2 bedroom terraced house for sale in Prince Street, Newport, South Wales, NP19 for £125,000. Marketed by Let Property Sales and Management, Glasgow
www.rightmove.co.uk
December 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Amazing display of specialist equipment
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me: i don’t see problems, i see opportunities.
doctor: ok you have a drinking opportunity
doctor: ok you have a drinking opportunity
December 13, 2024 at 5:11 PM
me: i don’t see problems, i see opportunities.
doctor: ok you have a drinking opportunity
doctor: ok you have a drinking opportunity