j ai
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j ai
@jonlybangers.bsky.social
award winning skeeter | caps, commanders, nats
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You can’t even get post notifications on here?
March 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
did this app become cool yet or is it still lame
February 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Update on what Chicago Public Schools thought was an ICE raid: “Federal agents arrived at the school as they were searching for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, according to a CPS source. Agents had visited a home and were told the person was a student at Hamline, the source said.”
Secret Service Agents — Not ICE — Denied Entry At Chicago School Despite Initial Reports, CPS Source Says
CPS officials initially said agents who identified themselves as ICE arrived at Hamline Elementary in Back of the Yards Friday, but it was actually Secret Service agents looking for an 11-year-old who...
blockclubchicago.org
January 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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washington won their first playoff game in 20 years by drafting the cool quarterback and just letting him do whatever
January 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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You may not be aware that over the last 50 years, the Supreme Court has chipped away at your Miranda rights case by case, rendering them weak and ineffective. You no longer have the right to remain silent, to an attorney, not with the foece you used to. Time for a history lesson. /🧵
Please document the gutting of Miranda in the US. I’ll wait.
November 21, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.
December 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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When people advocate for new technologies - whatever they are - they paint a picture of the potential benefit to humanity. When the technologies are introduced they are used to maximise profit. The two things could coincide, for good reason, but there’s no guarantee and often don’t.
December 25, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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the bowl industry is america’s purest form of graft: a million dollar industry that exists for no other reason other than to make itself money. it serves nothing but itself. your only job is to keep the money printers on. if someone asks why you need to exist you say “well we existed before, so”
December 21, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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the sports reference series of websites are some of the last good ones on the internet. they’ve never once changed their design to ruin it, have never hid critical functions behind a paywall, the stathead stuff they do put behind a paywall is incredible/worth charging for. i hope we never lose them
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Cult Leader Not Even Charismatic
theonion.com/cult-leader-...
December 17, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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No one cares because Israel came up with the brilliant excuse that every single hospital, bakery, school, library, electrical plant, and orphanage has a secret Hamas command center buried deep underneath it. So deep that it requires 100+ JDAMs to collapse it and kill the Hamas super soldiers below.
December 17, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Fairytale of new york so fire I liked it the first time I listened but it got way better listening to it during christmas season
December 14, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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And folks think the final season of The Wire was unrealistic
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 PM
derek carr is gonna get cut and do a 2024 russ next year
December 9, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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By comparison, odds to make the playoff:

FanDuel: -900
DraftKings: -750

ESPNBet odds moving based on ESPN reporting for something that will be announced on ESPN is certainly something...
Kevin Negandhi says on ESPN that the ESPNBet odds on SMU making the CFP went from -350 this morning to -1200 right now.

ESPN Vegas folks think it's SMU getting in.
December 8, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Reading about the astronomical amount of energy OpenAI uses, and how faulty our metrics for evaluating it are, I become more and more radicalized. Something that takes 10k attempts to get the same answer as a human in 50 is not efficient even if it is "faster"
December 7, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Holy shit what a sequence from protas dubois and wilson
December 8, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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I back the blue in the sense that I only want the best for NYPD cops who want to do nothing all day, arrest no one, and retire early to a mid-sized nowhereland in coastal Florida on a modest $750k a year pension
December 6, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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sam altman, 17.9 billion dollars ago: AGI will give us super powers. it will solve every problem and we will live forever

sam altman, now: i guess it's pretty much just a chatbot. (shrugging) whaddyagonna do
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
All I do on this app is glaze my favorite skeeters
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Deny defend depose
December 5, 2024 at 5:44 PM