Jon Jones
jonisalis.bsky.social
Jon Jones
@jonisalis.bsky.social
Your Common-Or-Garden millenial.
More half abandoned hobbies than I can count.
Recovering from long covid, riddled with anxiety.
He/They
Bring back the trifecta of shared shows between the A,B and C BC's. Back in the 90s we had some weird Aussie shows here in the UK and I think we maybe had a cartoon about a frozen explorer from Canada.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Decided to make leek and potato soup (smooth so my autistic housemate can have some) and got carried away.
Ended up with nearly a gallon of soup. (This was after we ate)
November 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So firefox just had "ask an AI chatbot to summarise this page" as a damn right click dropdown menu option.

Anyone have recommendations for browsers that don't do this shit?
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 5, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My blistering take on the mybrid mana discussion.

If you want to run a red card in your black deck, pick a B/R commander.

Commander is a format built around card colour identity.
October 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Applies to bigots of every stripe
October 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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It seems pointless to fact check someone saying "curry isn't proper British food like fish and chips", just like it's futile to correct someone saying "there are no pronouns in the Bible". They haven't made a mistake. What they're saying is, "Britain is a white country".
October 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Oh sure, actual sex pest Jared Leto gets to roll up to work and force everyone to call him by a different name, but the second someone gives their pronouns...
Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I've seen enought of these to know that they're bait. The last one was Gumbo, which has shrimp and pork sausage in it, both notable for not being Kosher.
just so we're clear, this is extremely fake
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don't see this standing up in court but GW harassing independant artists needs to stop. The number of ideas they've ̶S̶t̶o̶l̶e̶n̶ taken influence from makes this even more insulting.
GW has sued 3D sculptor Ghamak, not bc his models infringe on their IP, but bc his models *could* be used in their games. If GW wins it will set a bad precedent further eroding creative freedom & further limiting available minis.

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October 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Bluesky (users): "We fucking love trans people!"
Bluesky (team):
December 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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Most of the "personal slights" are legitimate concerns about the direction that the leadership intends to take the platform and how their political and ideological views (accelerationism is shit, by the way @jay.bsky.team) contradict their stated commitments to the kind of space they want to build.
October 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Amazing how quickly the entire staff have shown their contempt for the userbase and have shit the entire bed.

All this because they refuse to apply the rules to one prick.
Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bigots will be enabled until morale improves.
WAFFLES
October 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
So WOTC banned crusade because the 4e card has knights from 1000 years ago in the art.

But Cathars crusade is still legal, a card that references the massacre of 1 million people for their religious beliefs.

You know I think magic might be getting run by idiots.
September 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Kier starmer desperately racing farage to the bottom.
So we're going to force brown people to do unpaid labour against their will? The british do have previous on this one, but I think we gave it another name.
"Migrants will have to carry out community work or volunteering to qualify to permanently remain in the UK, according to the Home Secretary." [Telegraph]
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The kid in me who used to be buried in "FACTS ABOUT THE NATURAL WORLD" books is giddy. This is awsome to see.
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Gonna throw out a hot food take.

Cheese and Mayo taste terrible.

Awful foods.

They're an excuse to cram as much fat into food as possible and the average person is just addicted to the calorie hit.

I'm tired of searching ingredients lists for hidden stuff that'll ruin my meal.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Gonna tell my kids that this was Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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On 9/11 Eve, remember to leave a saucer of conspiracy theories out for Father Credulous.
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If anyone suggested you do to Linehan what he said to do to trans people he wouldn't be able to drag that massive fucking head of his to the station fast enough to report you.
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Bringing up that AI is used to make new antibiotics, etc, when someone is talking about the dangers of genAI slop is like bringing up ambulances because someone is complaining that cars are too big and are killing people.

These are so clearly 2 entirely different things, and you fucking know it.
August 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM