Jon
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Jon | Level 44 human. Side quests: espresso runs, playlist curation, dodging small talk.
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🔺BREAKING: Man freed under Labour’s early release scheme is charged with murder
Man freed under Labour’s early release scheme is charged with murder
Man freed under Labour’s early release scheme is charged with murder
www.thetimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
🔺BREAKING: Man freed under Labour’s early release scheme is charged with murder
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The 1000-day Streak badge for Wordle should just be called the cheater badge. Nobody playing legitimately will go 3 years without forgetting or just being unlucky on guesses.
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The 1000-day Streak badge for Wordle should just be called the cheater badge. Nobody playing legitimately will go 3 years without forgetting or just being unlucky on guesses.
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Powerful and moving interview with Virginia Giuffre's brother Sky and sister-in-law Amanda:
"He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her."
"She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."
"He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her."
"She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Powerful and moving interview with Virginia Giuffre's brother Sky and sister-in-law Amanda:
"He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her."
"She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."
"He's just Andrew. He's no longer a prince... This normal girl, from a normal family, has taken down a prince. We are so proud of her."
"She was extraordinary. She did the extraordinary."
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Teachers should wear body cams. That way you get to see how much of a prick your kid really is.
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Teachers should wear body cams. That way you get to see how much of a prick your kid really is.
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I reckon everyone in the UK would be much happier if we adopted the theme from Grandstand as our national anthem.
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I reckon everyone in the UK would be much happier if we adopted the theme from Grandstand as our national anthem.
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These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These dogs were spotted taking a group photo in their Halloween costumes. We're impressed by the dog walker's dedication to getting the shot, but that ghost definitely wishes he could actually disappear. 14/10 for all (TT: franklinbarkzoo)
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idk who needs to hear this, but
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
idk who needs to hear this, but
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You weren't the class clown. You were a fucking cunt who disrupted everyone else's education and disrespected the teacher trying to do their job of preparing everyone for life.
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
You weren't the class clown. You were a fucking cunt who disrupted everyone else's education and disrespected the teacher trying to do their job of preparing everyone for life.
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Conversation that just happened in Spanish:
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
October 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Conversation that just happened in Spanish:
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
Postman: Surname?
Me: Davies
PM: With an E, like The Kinks?
Me, astounded: Oh! Yes. Ray. Exactly.
PM: AND HIS BROTHER
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The Paris prosecutor’s office did not confirm exactly how many people were arrested.
Suspects Arrested For Louvre Jewel Heist, Including One Trying To Flee Country
The Paris prosecutor’s office did not confirm exactly how many people were arrested.
www.forbes.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
The Paris prosecutor’s office did not confirm exactly how many people were arrested.
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Tonight, take a look out the back window of your house. If your floodlight illuminates your neighbours' homes, there is a high probability they regard you as a twat.
October 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Tonight, take a look out the back window of your house. If your floodlight illuminates your neighbours' homes, there is a high probability they regard you as a twat.
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📢NEW HIRE!📢
Award-winning political journalist Anna Mikhailova is joining as our new Political Editor.
Anna has years of experience reporting on the comings and goings in Westminster, and will bring our listeners the best political analysis around.
She'll be starting on air in September.
Award-winning political journalist Anna Mikhailova is joining as our new Political Editor.
Anna has years of experience reporting on the comings and goings in Westminster, and will bring our listeners the best political analysis around.
She'll be starting on air in September.
June 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
📢NEW HIRE!📢
Award-winning political journalist Anna Mikhailova is joining as our new Political Editor.
Anna has years of experience reporting on the comings and goings in Westminster, and will bring our listeners the best political analysis around.
She'll be starting on air in September.
Award-winning political journalist Anna Mikhailova is joining as our new Political Editor.
Anna has years of experience reporting on the comings and goings in Westminster, and will bring our listeners the best political analysis around.
She'll be starting on air in September.
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If you're the "programmer" for the Daily Mail's website, take a bow. It's so badly designed with so many ads and popups that it crashes browsers and is virtually impossible to read - most people give up. I tip my hat to you sir, you're doing the lord's work.
October 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
If you're the "programmer" for the Daily Mail's website, take a bow. It's so badly designed with so many ads and popups that it crashes browsers and is virtually impossible to read - most people give up. I tip my hat to you sir, you're doing the lord's work.
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he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
Just watched the clock tick over from 1:58 to 1:00, and it was so surreal and satisfying
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just watched the clock tick over from 1:58 to 1:00, and it was so surreal and satisfying
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Artist impressions of new buildings shouldn't just be produced with sunny outlooks, they should also be forced to show what it'll look like when it's pissing down. Especially projects in Manchester.
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Artist impressions of new buildings shouldn't just be produced with sunny outlooks, they should also be forced to show what it'll look like when it's pissing down. Especially projects in Manchester.
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Snack companies who come up with a new flavour should be made to blind test it to a 1000 people and unless 70% or more can identify the flavour its supposed to be with no prompting they shouldn't be allowed to market it as being that flavour.
October 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Snack companies who come up with a new flavour should be made to blind test it to a 1000 people and unless 70% or more can identify the flavour its supposed to be with no prompting they shouldn't be allowed to market it as being that flavour.
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Night two of crying watching East Wing videos. This is the most heartbreaking one of them all.💔😭
Not even a year ago the East Wing was once a beautiful place to behold
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Night two of crying watching East Wing videos. This is the most heartbreaking one of them all.💔😭
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Jeff Tweedy the other night on Colbert:
“Well, is it morning? Could this be dawn? On the horizon, where light and dark meet, it’s where beauty lives, it’s all the colors you want to be part of.”
“Well, is it morning? Could this be dawn? On the horizon, where light and dark meet, it’s where beauty lives, it’s all the colors you want to be part of.”
October 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Jeff Tweedy the other night on Colbert:
“Well, is it morning? Could this be dawn? On the horizon, where light and dark meet, it’s where beauty lives, it’s all the colors you want to be part of.”
“Well, is it morning? Could this be dawn? On the horizon, where light and dark meet, it’s where beauty lives, it’s all the colors you want to be part of.”
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My wife and I like to leave behind clues that we're a couple on the run when leaving budget hotels. Empty hair dye boxes, cut-outs of passport photos, randomly annotated maps. Never get to see e fruits of our work, but I hope it has the desired effect.
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My wife and I like to leave behind clues that we're a couple on the run when leaving budget hotels. Empty hair dye boxes, cut-outs of passport photos, randomly annotated maps. Never get to see e fruits of our work, but I hope it has the desired effect.
Robert Miles Children will always be a classic.
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Robert Miles Children will always be a classic.
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Next time your EU flight is delayed, INSIST on your fax messages. (Someone should set up a fax number that anyone can send to when this happens, then write a book about the messages they get).
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Next time your EU flight is delayed, INSIST on your fax messages. (Someone should set up a fax number that anyone can send to when this happens, then write a book about the messages they get).
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