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Goblin
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It’s all so so so stupid
January 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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Breaking News: President Trump said that the U.S. captured Nicolás Maduro, the Venezuelan leader, and that he is being flown out of the country. Follow live updates.
Live Updates: U.S. Captures Venezuelan Leader, Trump Says
President Trump announced that U.S. forces had carried out “a large scale strike against Venezuela” and were flying President Nicolás Maduro and his wife out of the country. The Trump administration had been building pressure on Mr. Maduro for months.
nyti.ms
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
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Virginia Heffernan wrote this shortly after the 2016 election and it still holds true
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Here’s a video of Charlie Kirk saying gun deaths are simply the price of the second amendment and that he fully supports those deaths if it means people get to keep their guns. youtube.com/shorts/BSMHT...
Charlie Kirk STANDS UP For The Second Amendment 👀🔥 #shorts
YouTube video by Turning Point USA
youtube.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I’m worried things can’t get stupider
September 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
July 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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May every single human being on this planet be safe.

May every single person be protected from harm.

May we bring into being a time in which we are all free from those who do evil— together, speedily and in our days.
June 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Communications lost with Gaza-bound aid ship Madleen after Israeli navy tells it to change course – live
Communications lost with Gaza-bound aid ship Madleen after Israeli navy tells it to change course – live
Freedom Flotilla Coalition says ship’s communications were jammed after Israeli defence minister threatened to ‘take all necessary measures’ to prevent the humanitarian ship from reaching Gaza
www.theguardian.com
June 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What will folks on here talk about when Twitter finally collapses
March 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Well, this is the most fucked up thing I've seen in... a few hours... This just came into my work email.

And the part about efforts to "disguise these programs by using coded or imprecise language" and how to report that should give everyone serious pause.

I am speechless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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What is socialism, if not the state owning the memes of production
January 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Inside of you are To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
Inside of you are two bees or not two bees
Inside you are 100 years of solitude
January 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“Going to the office is parallel play for Boomers”
January 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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well that turned out to be a bit of an understatement
January 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There looks to be a real one, now
That "Official Mark Hamill" account so many of you rubes are following has misspelled his name
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
That "Official Mark Hamill" account so many of you rubes are following has misspelled his name
November 16, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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November 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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i think that the people interested in recriminations and score settling right now aren’t seriously grappling with the magnitude of what happened and the implications for the rest of our lives. most of us will probably die living in the political order that will emerge out of this election.
November 6, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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July 21, 2024 at 6:10 PM