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Racking up my Skyliner miles
If this were the case, shouldn't there have been more unity around the vote in Senate? Instead we have Schumer issuing mealy mouthed statements saying why he wouldn't vote for it, other prominent dems railing against it, and even the ones that did vote for it couldn't find a cohesive explanation why
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Even if we take this at face value (which we absolutely should not), it means Durbin, the lame duck octogenarian senate minority whip, went completely rouge in caving to the republicans. Isn't this cause for removal from party leadership?
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's like fucking Charlie Brown and the fucking football. Every. Damn. Time.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I mean at least 77M people are apparently as stupid as he thinks they are.
Like shoppers aren't going to notice that this is a blatant lie. He must think we're as stupid as he is.
November 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hawaii and Alaska are the only far-flung states.
Do we have some kind of wildly different understanding of what far-flung means? It’s literally very far from most Americans and it’s intellectually far insofar as most Americans cannot name a senator from Maine let alone someone running in a primary to be the next one.
I wouldn't call Maine a "far flung state". It's dismissive of fellow Americans and also happens to represent one of the best pickup opportunities for the Dems in the '26 Senate races
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When I was 17 I got a small tribal tattoo of a panther head on my ankle. The face is in profile making it even harder to discern. Whenever anyone notices it they ask me what it means, mistaking it for Japanese Kanji. That is a regrettable tattoo. Nazi symbols are a giant red flag.
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Not a single founding father rapped while on stage - ⭐" - This guy, probably
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
October 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
To be clear, he was the ICE Detainee shooter.
An important read about the background and possible motivation of the ICE shooter. His friends describe him as an extremely online edge lord, with no strong political leanings.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
The ICE Shooter’s Motive
Joshua Jahn's friends speak
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"wants to solve autism" my ass! What the hell kind of framing is this anyways? First, autism isn't a "problem." Second, he doesn't want to solve shit. He wants to make money for his cronies and take his cut. Any illusion that he cares about this is just Bobby's hand up his ass pulling the strings.
September 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.

It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Skagway, AK
E: Prague, CZ
S: Willemstad, Curaçao
W: Skagway, AK
Furthest I've been:

N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
Farthest I've been:

N: Ludington, MI
E: El Yunque national forest, Puerto Rico
S: Cusco, Peru
W: Los Angeles, CA
August 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The E stands for Embezzlement
“Chuck E.’s busy right now.”

A man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese was arrested at a Tallahassee, Florida, location of the children’s restaurant chain. He is facing charges of credit card fraud.
‘Come With Me, Chuck E.’: Mouse Arrested for Credit Card Fraud
At a Tallahassee, Fla., Chuck E. Cheese location, a police officer told children: “Chuck E.’s busy right now.”
nyti.ms
July 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Why does this move me more than anything hanging in the Met
July 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What athlete’s expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
July 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This hits the nail directly on the head
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
One of my favorite annual events all for a good cause! I have fantastic prints from years past throughout my house.
STOP HATE FUNDRAISER 2025
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June 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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STOP HATE FUNDRAISER 2025
Limited edition art, auctions and free giveaways raising money for The Trevor Project!

DONATE NOW: give.thetrevorproject.org/ParkStop
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June 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I remember it being a big deal when my middle school made someone turn their Nirvana Nevermind t-shirt inside out.
I had to turn my Beavis and Butthead and my Co-Ed Naked Volleyball shirts inside out, you fucking schmendrick.
The Supreme Court has declined to hear a Massachusetts student's challenge to his middle school’s prohibition on him wearing a T-shirt bearing the slogan “There are only two genders.”
May 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Post an iconic blonde
April 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Go to space? In this economy?
Gayle King Defends 11-Minute Space Flight After ‘Disrespectful’ Backlash:

"My question is, have y’all been to space? Go to space or go to Blue Origin and see what they do and then come back and say, ‘This is a terrible thing.'"
Gayle King Defends 'Expensive' 11-Minute Space Flight After 'Disrespectful' Backlash
Gayle King defends Blue Origin space flight after herself, Katy Perry, and the other participants received backlash for going to space for 11 minutes.
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April 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Somebody got something in return. He basically printed money for his cronies.
So we tanked the stock market on purpose for a week before folding without getting anything in return, do I have that right?
April 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Hub - The Nexus
Lands:
Dreamport - Featuring Dreamfinder and Figment
Muppetland
S.E.A.
Robot City - The home of SMRT-1, R-3X, and more.
Sonny Eclipse extended universe.
If Disney decided to build an Epic Universe-style theme park, which five properties would you pick? 🤔
April 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM