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in honour of the kill james bond podcast bringing it up in their latest episode here is my jason statham trans man cop thread
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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Imagine being the guy whose job it is to try and come into my mentions to say Elon Musk is funny. He is not as funny as your least funny friend, let alone me (very funny)
November 18, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Imagine being the guy whose job it is to try and come into my mentions to say Elon Musk is funny. He is not as funny as your least funny friend, let alone me (very funny)
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“It’d be a real shame if something were to happen to this mole…because you don’t see my skin guy and maybe have him cut you eeeeeeh”
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“It’d be a real shame if something were to happen to this mole…because you don’t see my skin guy and maybe have him cut you eeeeeeh”
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we're sending you through da big ring. Gonna find out what your lungs are hidin'.
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
we're sending you through da big ring. Gonna find out what your lungs are hidin'.
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only real italian americans know it's pronounced toñy sopraño
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
only real italian americans know it's pronounced toñy sopraño
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When you get mad at this account, this is who you’re getting mad at
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When you get mad at this account, this is who you’re getting mad at
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
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‘he knows his stuff, but he’s a wildcard. don’t make eye contact. make sure you compliment those ugly fuckin chairs in his waiting room, he loves those fuckin things’
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
‘he knows his stuff, but he’s a wildcard. don’t make eye contact. make sure you compliment those ugly fuckin chairs in his waiting room, he loves those fuckin things’
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The average mook can only capiche twice when they're in here, so you gotta break it down for them into little teeny-tiny words, see.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The average mook can only capiche twice when they're in here, so you gotta break it down for them into little teeny-tiny words, see.
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i think it would be funny if your GP acted like a shady guy introducing you to his mafia friends when he refers you to a specialist. he'd be like got a problem with the ear nose and throat i see. could be i know a guy could help you out with that
i'm starting the magnus archives and i'm laughing at the guy who gets a coffin delivered to his house with DO NOT OPEN carved on it. he's like what do I do? do not open bro. this could not be easier
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i'm starting the magnus archives and i'm laughing at the guy who gets a coffin delivered to his house with DO NOT OPEN carved on it. he's like what do I do? do not open bro. this could not be easier
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
CHOTINER: because you solved it
ME: the lament configuration, yeah
CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…
ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…
CHOTINER: …and that was your pain
ME: you’re making it trivial
the fail loneliness epidemic
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the fail loneliness epidemic
why does she look like she's lying
Just in case you're wondering how realistic Musk's "I will always love you" video might be...
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
why does she look like she's lying
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I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know people think Musk only bought Twitter to help the rise of fascism.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
While that’s important, I still think it’s secondary to his primary goal, which was to own the place where his fans praise him.
With AI, Musk’s use of the platform for love and validation is only getting more transparent.
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science fiction
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September 20, 2024 at 8:02 PM
science fiction
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very painful period god damn this sucks so bad fuck
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
very painful period god damn this sucks so bad fuck
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the core of christian doctrine is to multiply the loads and snitches
when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes
November 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
the core of christian doctrine is to multiply the loads and snitches
when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
when jesus was a kid his mum had to do way too much laundry and washing up. because he multiplied the loads and the dishes
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inspired obviously by this tumblr classic
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
inspired obviously by this tumblr classic
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[Wessex, 1025 CE]
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
[Wessex, 1025 CE]
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
BROTHER CAROLUS MARCUS: Hwaet! Ye goede Lord hath inspired in me full many notions in wise of distribution of groats 'twixt thegn and fyrd
AELFRIC OF BEORMINGAHAM: [drawing sword] SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH
i put some kind of stupid expensive honey and rose scented hair oil on and it smells so good i don't want to wash my hair ever again
went into the new mecca shop and came out smelling of fifty different excellent perfumes that work together to create a powerful bioweapon
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
i put some kind of stupid expensive honey and rose scented hair oil on and it smells so good i don't want to wash my hair ever again