i help other carpenters build their personal brand. what

maybe the guy meant to say elon is funnier looking than you (which is not hard) (he is funnier looking than any person)

thank you very much my friend

credit me

“It’d be a real shame if something were to happen to this mole…because you don’t see my skin guy and maybe have him cut you eeeeeeh”

we're sending you through da big ring. Gonna find out what your lungs are hidin'.

i trick you. i turn you bambino

guy knows everything there is to know about doin mammograms on cats. and you only got two titties, be a breeze for him. comparatively

you go to the oncologist and put down a takeout bag full of cash, the oncologist casually picks it up and leaves another takeout bag with your tumor in it. this happens at burger king

‘he knows his stuff, but he’s a wildcard. don’t make eye contact. make sure you compliment those ugly fuckin chairs in his waiting room, he loves those fuckin things’

The average mook can only capiche twice when they're in here, so you gotta break it down for them into little teeny-tiny words, see.

no, he can't see you right away! you gotta wait. you let HIM call YOU. you show RESPECT

you know joey putz? guy can do anythin with an ass. little tony's the pussy guy, all my guys go to little tony when their goomar needs her pussy did. you blow a little guy in there, tony makes that guy go away. or if you want he makes that guy grow arms an legs, makes him the size of a real baby guy

yeah, i know people with all kinds of different mental illnesses and not one of them/us has been forced into being a pedophile

i was diagnosed with bipolar disorder for a while. i guess failing to prey on a child bumped me down to atypical depression