Xander O’Connor
@xanderoconnor.bsky.social
I’m a writer and SAG actor of no repute but my wife and toddler like me so that’s nice. I think you’re pretty neat too, friendo!
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
acting bio/clips/representation:
https://resumes.actorsaccess.com/866894-2403462
I do swear and such so caveat emptor lol.
Pinned
a new fun lil 90 second video for *both* my friends and my numerous enemies.
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
the correct thing to do is repost and give it likes on YouTube, obviously. and smash that sub button so my vids can dom you on the regs.
I DESTROYED THE WHITE HOUSE
youtube.com/shorts/i91ZC...
i know how she feels; one time my lawyer told me i could totally astrally project and things. went. poorly.
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i know how she feels; one time my lawyer told me i could totally astrally project and things. went. poorly.
it comes with a gogurt-like pouch of vaseline for some reason.
Apple has made a $230 iPhone sock 😅 the iPhone Pocket is actually a knitted bag, and Apple will start selling it on Friday www.theverge.com/news/818328/...
Apple made a $230 crossbody… sock
The iPhone Pocket isn’t really a pocket at all.
www.theverge.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it comes with a gogurt-like pouch of vaseline for some reason.
this is true and great and all (and evokes the classic Groucho Marx line about clubs that would admit him)…BUT elides the fact that Musk *also* brings followers/sycophants and algorithms and such that make sure he pollutes wherever he goes at a *much* larger scale than his own odious presence could
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
this is true and great and all (and evokes the classic Groucho Marx line about clubs that would admit him)…BUT elides the fact that Musk *also* brings followers/sycophants and algorithms and such that make sure he pollutes wherever he goes at a *much* larger scale than his own odious presence could
i’d like to use this reply to @shoe.bsky.social (and the subsequent parts from me about permissive LA fashion) to say:
i would (and do!) dress better for literally anything other than being in my own house or doing a quick grocery run.
someone feel free to give me a writing job (or just look at
i would (and do!) dress better for literally anything other than being in my own house or doing a quick grocery run.
someone feel free to give me a writing job (or just look at
i’m 42 and this is a not-uncommon quick grocery store run fit:
(It’s both LA so never that cold and I have an EV that is great at cooling itself before I get in so never that meaningfully hot so this works year round if I want)
(Oh and the more common variant is more exercise-y because I will oft
(It’s both LA so never that cold and I have an EV that is great at cooling itself before I get in so never that meaningfully hot so this works year round if I want)
(Oh and the more common variant is more exercise-y because I will oft
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i’d like to use this reply to @shoe.bsky.social (and the subsequent parts from me about permissive LA fashion) to say:
i would (and do!) dress better for literally anything other than being in my own house or doing a quick grocery run.
someone feel free to give me a writing job (or just look at
i would (and do!) dress better for literally anything other than being in my own house or doing a quick grocery run.
someone feel free to give me a writing job (or just look at
welcome to bluesky. if the idea of "Riker without a beard" means anything to you and/or is abhorrent, you're in the right place.
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
welcome to bluesky. if the idea of "Riker without a beard" means anything to you and/or is abhorrent, you're in the right place.
jesus fucking christ.
the second verse in question starts at about 1:16 but it's worth listening to the whole thing to give yourself a sec to get into the silly vibe before it becomes apex comedy in the second half.
the second verse in question starts at about 1:16 but it's worth listening to the whole thing to give yourself a sec to get into the silly vibe before it becomes apex comedy in the second half.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
jesus fucking christ.
the second verse in question starts at about 1:16 but it's worth listening to the whole thing to give yourself a sec to get into the silly vibe before it becomes apex comedy in the second half.
the second verse in question starts at about 1:16 but it's worth listening to the whole thing to give yourself a sec to get into the silly vibe before it becomes apex comedy in the second half.
i can’t pay attention to the dog because of the insane fit he’s sporting (complimentary).
maybe a new dapper villain is dropping?
maybe a new dapper villain is dropping?
Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i can’t pay attention to the dog because of the insane fit he’s sporting (complimentary).
maybe a new dapper villain is dropping?
maybe a new dapper villain is dropping?
man contains multitudinous skeets
not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
man contains multitudinous skeets
i was always more into Jedi, Sith, lightsabers etc than space battle stuff in Star Wars but a) obviously Jane is not wrong here; and b) both the prequel trilogy (crazy battle at beginning of ep 3) and even sequel trilogy (Poe’s trash talk scene) have some cool space stuff.
It is fundamentally perfect and makes me want to run through a wall youtu.be/xPZigWFyK2o?...
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i was always more into Jedi, Sith, lightsabers etc than space battle stuff in Star Wars but a) obviously Jane is not wrong here; and b) both the prequel trilogy (crazy battle at beginning of ep 3) and even sequel trilogy (Poe’s trash talk scene) have some cool space stuff.
lessons were learned.
tasty, gooey lessons, at least.
tasty, gooey lessons, at least.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
lessons were learned.
tasty, gooey lessons, at least.
tasty, gooey lessons, at least.
saw a convertible with the license plate
MUSTNGG
and was like, ok, reasonable approximation of the word Mustang, whatever.
then realized it was a BMW and now i don’t know what the bhell is happening, like, in general.
MUSTNGG
and was like, ok, reasonable approximation of the word Mustang, whatever.
then realized it was a BMW and now i don’t know what the bhell is happening, like, in general.
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
saw a convertible with the license plate
MUSTNGG
and was like, ok, reasonable approximation of the word Mustang, whatever.
then realized it was a BMW and now i don’t know what the bhell is happening, like, in general.
MUSTNGG
and was like, ok, reasonable approximation of the word Mustang, whatever.
then realized it was a BMW and now i don’t know what the bhell is happening, like, in general.
i’d never advocate for violence but i would be fascinated to know how far people can take this “throw a foodstuff at the secret police and get acquitted” thing.
both how hard the object is thrown and what the foodstuff is.
what is pepper spray if not weaponized food? fight spice with savory!
both how hard the object is thrown and what the foodstuff is.
what is pepper spray if not weaponized food? fight spice with savory!
November 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i’d never advocate for violence but i would be fascinated to know how far people can take this “throw a foodstuff at the secret police and get acquitted” thing.
both how hard the object is thrown and what the foodstuff is.
what is pepper spray if not weaponized food? fight spice with savory!
both how hard the object is thrown and what the foodstuff is.
what is pepper spray if not weaponized food? fight spice with savory!
maybe make it spicy too.
“Hot Enough to Melt ICE”
ok, maybe *some* bad ideas in brainstorming/riff-skeeting
“Hot Enough to Melt ICE”
ok, maybe *some* bad ideas in brainstorming/riff-skeeting
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
maybe make it spicy too.
“Hot Enough to Melt ICE”
ok, maybe *some* bad ideas in brainstorming/riff-skeeting
“Hot Enough to Melt ICE”
ok, maybe *some* bad ideas in brainstorming/riff-skeeting
Reposted by Xander O’Connor
You may be able to indict a ham sandwich but you cannot convict one
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You may be able to indict a ham sandwich but you cannot convict one
Reposted by Xander O’Connor
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've seen this go by a few times on TikTok now and I have to say, I love this idea. We need a way to convince people to keep running even if they don't win, maybe building the loss into it as a troll move is the secret.
"get a load of this clown" is a cutting a great thing to say...but is adjacent to uncomfortable phrasing like what i am reskeeting here.
we...don't actually want to "get clown loads".
although i'm not on blooski dot webapp to kink shame, of course.
we...don't actually want to "get clown loads".
although i'm not on blooski dot webapp to kink shame, of course.
nice! (regarding the PR)
lol! (regarding this clown we are all getting a load of)
lol! (regarding this clown we are all getting a load of)
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"get a load of this clown" is a cutting a great thing to say...but is adjacent to uncomfortable phrasing like what i am reskeeting here.
we...don't actually want to "get clown loads".
although i'm not on blooski dot webapp to kink shame, of course.
we...don't actually want to "get clown loads".
although i'm not on blooski dot webapp to kink shame, of course.
Reposted by Xander O’Connor
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
if i've learned anything from movies, it's that you probably *shouldn't* open a big ole portal in NYC.
but if i've learned anything from video games, it's good to think with portals.
a lot to process. i'll be in my hypobaric chamber, farting through it.
but if i've learned anything from video games, it's good to think with portals.
a lot to process. i'll be in my hypobaric chamber, farting through it.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:47 PM
if i've learned anything from movies, it's that you probably *shouldn't* open a big ole portal in NYC.
but if i've learned anything from video games, it's good to think with portals.
a lot to process. i'll be in my hypobaric chamber, farting through it.
but if i've learned anything from video games, it's good to think with portals.
a lot to process. i'll be in my hypobaric chamber, farting through it.
i will add that a cool "trick" to use (with some restraint) is that the cashier or whatever isn't allowed to use slightly-naughty words or riffs but *you*, the customer, are (and they can't get in trouble for what you say).
so you may find that a casual swear word, like you'd use with any other
so you may find that a casual swear word, like you'd use with any other
i share all this sentiment. while i'm sure the provenance of the "two wolves inside you thing" is dubious AF, i will say from personal experience that being chill in general and super nice to everyone you meet (especially if they are working in some capacity when you meet) is an unalloyed, lovely
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i will add that a cool "trick" to use (with some restraint) is that the cashier or whatever isn't allowed to use slightly-naughty words or riffs but *you*, the customer, are (and they can't get in trouble for what you say).
so you may find that a casual swear word, like you'd use with any other
so you may find that a casual swear word, like you'd use with any other
405 for a *triple*.
(Can’t reply on that thread despite being a follower so sticking this here. Talking Bowman bench press.)
(Can’t reply on that thread despite being a follower so sticking this here. Talking Bowman bench press.)
Im sorry it was 405+. Legend
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
405 for a *triple*.
(Can’t reply on that thread despite being a follower so sticking this here. Talking Bowman bench press.)
(Can’t reply on that thread despite being a follower so sticking this here. Talking Bowman bench press.)
my best friend is a professional sports gambler and is quite good at it and lol, the hypocrisy: if he identifies a good bet and starts placing max bets on it, they will take it down.
“please bet on sports all the time oh wait not like that, that’s unfair to a smol bean (giant) gambling website!”
“please bet on sports all the time oh wait not like that, that’s unfair to a smol bean (giant) gambling website!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
my best friend is a professional sports gambler and is quite good at it and lol, the hypocrisy: if he identifies a good bet and starts placing max bets on it, they will take it down.
“please bet on sports all the time oh wait not like that, that’s unfair to a smol bean (giant) gambling website!”
“please bet on sports all the time oh wait not like that, that’s unfair to a smol bean (giant) gambling website!”
nice summary of the fucking total blue-out last night!
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
nice summary of the fucking total blue-out last night!
inject this (and related sentiments and vibes) into my goddamn veins.
then probably throw out the needle due to grossness.
then probably throw out the needle due to grossness.
whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
inject this (and related sentiments and vibes) into my goddamn veins.
then probably throw out the needle due to grossness.
then probably throw out the needle due to grossness.
i don’t really like taking baths but i guess i can make an exception if instead of water…
Republican bloodbath.
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i don’t really like taking baths but i guess i can make an exception if instead of water…
LATimes is saying Prop 50 passed!
East and West Coasts being Beast and Best Coasts.
You love to see it.
East and West Coasts being Beast and Best Coasts.
You love to see it.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
LATimes is saying Prop 50 passed!
East and West Coasts being Beast and Best Coasts.
You love to see it.
East and West Coasts being Beast and Best Coasts.
You love to see it.