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YOU HAVE WON A HAM
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tramp stamp of a BIG ouija board
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
how are we going to tell them
October 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
flora is twelve years old but she likes my husband to pick her up and hold her upside down like a baby chump
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
so there's been a shadowy figure doing evil emperor palpatine stuff showing up every so often and they finally find him and...... it's just some guy we've never seen before. and then this happens
September 18, 2025 at 6:12 AM
even googles ai thinks copilot sucks. copilot, the ai assistant microsoft installs every time your computer updates, so you can never get rid of it permanently
August 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
a bum roll is a special cushion ladies tied round their waists to make their butt and hips look huge. Claire's anus is not addressed in canon but i believe she had one all her life
August 6, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my psych nurses made this for me
June 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
amen
June 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
this was taken later that day. why can't i ever get lipstick to lie smooth
June 5, 2025 at 9:37 AM
when i was young we only had one, two princes max
June 5, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i just learned about overlining the cupids bow to get filler style kylie jenner lips and uhhhh. hmmmm
June 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
this is the only time i've ever engaged with chat gpt and it is thr most disgusting perversion of everything good since satan made monkeys to mock god
May 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
knitted wig for a dog barrister. i don't know anymore
May 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i found this knitted elizabeth i wig style hat for babies on etsy. what
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
April 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
who want a sponge job
April 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
my dad in the 70s, telling his girl they're done
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
zoomed in on the profile pic of user olivethomasproject... yeah it's Amy pierce
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
so this guy michael wrote a book about tragic dead hollywood girls. two years before appearing on ghost inside my child, amy pierce messages him for more pics. they do the show together in 2014 and she acts like she doesn't know him. SCANDAL
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
these are the roundest, happiest sparrows I've ever seen
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
bess is followed around the neighbourhood by moose, a sweet black and white gentleman who worked out that bess knows where to go for treats and pats. moose is stalked by bonnie, a dark triad psychopath who has tricked me into getting bit by her TOO MANY TIMES
February 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
we keep cat treats in the car for her. she'll jump inside if she can and sit on the dashboard until we lure her out with even more treats
February 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
introducing bess, aka lovely lovesome bess, bessamyn, bessybaby, bessica etc. a cat who lives on our street and adopts a new student flat every year, bess also considers our car her property and follows us home for bikkies and catnip
February 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i'm turning forty this year
February 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I literally walked five feet from her and found a bra in that size that didn't look like this
January 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM