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Jack Newhouse
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I ain't no snitch
It's cool that if I mow the small strip of grass out front of my house my hands are going to shake for the next few hours for no apparent reason
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Disgusted. Sickened. Full of rage. Just realised that while the other major moons of Saturn are named after various specific titans, the largest is just named after titans as a concept. What the FUCK???
October 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Pippin is stupid. Breakfast is called breakfast because you break the overnight fast caused by sleeping. You can't have a second breakfast because you haven't stopped eating long enough to call it a fast. It's something else.
two men are standing next to each other with the words but the second breakfast below them
Alt: Pippin asking about "second breakfast" like an idiot with no grasp of etymology
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_v...
Ernst vom Rath - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It doesn't matter what the truth is. If enough people are saying something, the computer will confirm it for them.
September 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
they're doing the Bit
September 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It's
The
End of the world
And we're doing it
For the Vine
September 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When a sheep is pregnant farmers say she is "in lamb" even though the lamb is in her
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Question: in a fantasy world where Latin never existed, is it appropriate to use words like labia and clitoris?
July 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
there was a very real chance that I would have woken up to well-wishes tomorrow morning and been surprised to realise it was my birthday

what have I become???
July 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
got a week's no-no corner on the other site for telling someone who thought there were good guys on both sides of the American Civil War to die choking on a bale of cotton
July 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
*scooping up tomato soup*

"Ladle in red..."
June 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There's a growing subgenre called SoftBoy. SB.

achewood.com/2005/06/13/t...
June 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Feeling like a fool. Accidentally reconstructed hermeticism from first principles.
March 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Seen these rumblings regarding a US-Russia settlement in Ukraine before, tbh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_...
Munich Agreement - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
For anyone who's still living with that scene from Final Destination

www.nzherald.co.nz/rotorua-dail...
Watch: Logs fly after trailer dramatically detaches on highway
The video shows cars swerving to avoid flying timber and debris.
www.nzherald.co.nz
January 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
just heard they banned Tik-Tok, what the fuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tik-Tok...
Tik-Tok (Oz) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Do you ever think about how until the Fellowship got to Edoras, Gandalf was apparently just regularly borrowing the fastest horse in the world without asking, probably for months at a time
January 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Today is 2025 in Aotearoa
a man wearing a helmet says today is friday in california
ALT: a man wearing a helmet says today is friday in california
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December 31, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Can anyone help with sources for this Wikipedia article about belief in the messianic return of a Portuguese king?
December 26, 2024 at 11:11 AM
My mother calling the cheese "haveafarti" has shifted from a joke to a linguistic tic. I'm not sure she realises she's doing it anymore.
December 24, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Look at how amazingly Israel made a modern city appear out of sand dunes!

They even managed to put a 3800 year old city right in the middle

cojs.org/founding-of-...
Founding of Tel Aviv, 1909 | Center for Online Judaic Studies
cojs.org
November 29, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by Jack Newhouse
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my (ero) patreon www.patreon.com/c/bluejasmin
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by Jack Newhouse
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My main p www.patreon.com/c/jdarnell
November 21, 2024 at 9:48 PM
At 83067 words, the first draft of the second volume of The Panther And The Heron is finally complete
November 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM