you know what they make the filling between the wafers in kitkats from?
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 AM
you know what they make the filling between the wafers in kitkats from?
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
crushed defective kitkats
been that way for decades
I do not know what they filled the first bars with
what if we make it illegal to be fishless
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
what if we make it illegal to be fishless
in context it might mean "pippin" but it literally means "little queen" so a possible translation would be PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
in context it might mean "pippin" but it literally means "little queen" so a possible translation would be PINEAPPLE PRINCESS
remember the risk of sending one of your sons to be a Varangian amongst all those Greeks and having a Discovery that makes it harder to get an heir out of him?
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
remember the risk of sending one of your sons to be a Varangian amongst all those Greeks and having a Discovery that makes it harder to get an heir out of him?
our moustachios would become tangled
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
our moustachios would become tangled
I just assumed that was because I regard myself as fundamentally unworthy of love
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I just assumed that was because I regard myself as fundamentally unworthy of love
a detail: six toe pads on each print
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
a detail: six toe pads on each print
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
also, McDaniel had owned a kangaroo at one point (fucking Americans I swear to god) and contrasted its narrow head with the creature, so probably a wider, rounder head ("apelike" in some descriptions
Her periodical. Her occasional. Happens about every six weeks (I also keep getting caught out by the five day week)
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Her periodical. Her occasional. Happens about every six weeks (I also keep getting caught out by the five day week)
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
Mainly relevant because the dragon lady laid her occasional egg and had it served to her human boyfriend for breakfast and doesn't really get why that might be an issue
really dug myself a hole by mentioning menstrual cycles at all in a world where the moon only orbits five times a year so that's not a logical name for them at all
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
really dug myself a hole by mentioning menstrual cycles at all in a world where the moon only orbits five times a year so that's not a logical name for them at all
"cheese" is also in the name of "American Cheese" and yet
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"cheese" is also in the name of "American Cheese" and yet
maybe this whole thing has been a convoluted plan to replace non-violent marijuana offenders in the prison industrial complex
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
maybe this whole thing has been a convoluted plan to replace non-violent marijuana offenders in the prison industrial complex
I think they should squeak like a turtle with its beloved shoe
November 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I think they should squeak like a turtle with its beloved shoe
No, they seek out blood
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
No, they seek out blood
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
People seeking out meat at night are known as hot singles in your area
for philosophically indefensible reasons, no less
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
for philosophically indefensible reasons, no less
They actively seek out meat at night
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
They actively seek out meat at night
the hippo thing actually got less unusual now we know they're active carnivores
October 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the hippo thing actually got less unusual now we know they're active carnivores
see, the main narrative I've heard of her was putting on a brave face while JFK worked methodically through the secretarial pool but it sounds like she was way too busy having fun to worry about what her husband was doing
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
see, the main narrative I've heard of her was putting on a brave face while JFK worked methodically through the secretarial pool but it sounds like she was way too busy having fun to worry about what her husband was doing
someone posted a picture of the guy who pepper shot the priest and he had a stain on his pants
"looks like the guy pissed himself"
nope, stain was too small. Guy got off on the sense of power.
"looks like the guy pissed himself"
nope, stain was too small. Guy got off on the sense of power.
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
someone posted a picture of the guy who pepper shot the priest and he had a stain on his pants
"looks like the guy pissed himself"
nope, stain was too small. Guy got off on the sense of power.
"looks like the guy pissed himself"
nope, stain was too small. Guy got off on the sense of power.
that means you need to buy four swords, right?
October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
that means you need to buy four swords, right?
object permanence is a skill you have to develop and train at, I guess
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
object permanence is a skill you have to develop and train at, I guess
not a pre-teen, but a re-teen
October 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
not a pre-teen, but a re-teen