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Jack Newhouse
@chirurgic.bsky.social
I ain't no snitch
October 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It doesn't matter what the truth is. If enough people are saying something, the computer will confirm it for them.
September 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
see, I'm imagining a lanky dragon man (a la my expert drawing here x.com/Chirurgic/st...) in a dark blue coat, languidly peering from the bowl of a clockwork-powered gondola as it flies through fog-shrouded canyons between hexagonal pyramids of carved stone, which might be a little much
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
they're doing the Bit
September 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
this person's job is making NSFW audio
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Carbonara, Alfredo, Tiramisu and Ciabatta can be traced back to the 1940s (possibly an Italian way to use American rations of bacon and eggs), 1900s, 1960s and 1980s (as an Italian take on a French baguette, for tourists) respectively
June 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Thinking of making something similar with my statue of dibella. Maybe as more of a niche
March 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
(pictured)
March 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
if only you'd gone a little further west...
January 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Plus at a certain point it took on a rhythm
January 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Lol, got a whole three hours in before getting so angry at a zionist my arms started shaking

I call it an omen or something
December 31, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Can anyone help with sources for this Wikipedia article about belief in the messianic return of a Portuguese king?
December 26, 2024 at 11:11 AM
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
November 12, 2024 at 10:40 AM
but did he serve it the proper way
October 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
The face of a mighty hunter who caught a big fat mouse and brought it in for me at 3am (I was shocked mostly because I've seen her fail to hunt a bug that was 3cm from her outstretched paws)
October 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I may have to see the booty
October 22, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Real heads have it saved for situations
October 19, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Blanked on Henry Kissinger's name and learned if you Google "war criminal US secretary of state" you get this infobox
October 13, 2023 at 8:06 AM
@jon-snow-420.bsky.social

how come you never had prophecies

Is it because you are not also a sex criminal claiming to fight sex criminals
October 10, 2023 at 6:11 PM
Did my part
September 20, 2023 at 12:57 PM