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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her • sie/ihr
🦀 i write code sometimes
☕ unfortunately this one too occasionally
🐧arch btw
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imagining this as a post that was supposed to come from an alt and it’s very funny
Mr Cuban,

I just wanted to quickly thank you. My husband has XXXX cancer, a rare gastrointestinal cancer. We are between insurance right now and when we went to pick it up we were informed it was $29,000. We were able to get it from CostPlus for $990. Thank you for saving my husband's life.
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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This Christmas, my mom has started phrasing her small requests as clickbait video titles.

You WONT BELIEVE how EASY it is to wrap these presents.

The fridge door is jammed and won't open. Can YOU solve this IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE?

Needless to say things are getting done in record time this year
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Have yourself a yuri little Christmas
Make those bitches gay
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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genuine progressives would dismantle the system that funnels wealth into a few ultra-rich pockets, so nothing. expect zero help on that front
I want to ask the flipside question: what will it take for wealthy progressives to fund the infrastructure and entities needed to identify, support, and sustain emerging voices on *our* side of the aisle?
Anti-trans demagogue and fifth place swimmer Riley Gaines earned $470,000+ last year from a conservative non-profit.

Notably, $420k was incentive-based.

A neat little window into the way the transphobic grift is being compensated.

I wonder what the per-post rate is?
December 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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this was part of a plan the organized far right made to begin their attack on taking out trans people out of academia, what a disgrace of a university to give in to this
December 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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So in the UK, they'll arrest you for supporting Palestine, and now we find they'll also arrest you for supporting those who support Palestine.

If you hold a Free Greta sign, will they arrest you for supporting someone who supports those who support Palestine?

British Matryoshka doll-ass fascism.
Greta Thunberg has been arrested on terrorism charges for speaking out in support of the Palestine Action hunger strikers.

FUCK this British government.

https://news.sky.com/story/greta-thunberg-arrested-at-a-protest-supporting-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-13486842
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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i'd be a lone wolf but im just a kitty cat
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Because of its lack of major publisher chess is perhaps the most popular indie game in the world
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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my only three dialogue options when you talk to me
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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yea i got havana syndrome. havana fat ass
So did Havana Syndrome get sorted out?
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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oh my god
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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"3.5% rule" "60% of nonviolent protests succeed"

You may have heard these cited as fact. But they stem from a single dubious source.

In the first in a series @thefreeradical.org debunks these, showing how they're propaganda to erase the power of militant, riotous revolt and peddle passive protest:
Liberation is a Riot, Part 1: Debunking the Sanitized Nonviolence Myth
Based on shoddy research, bad history and outright lies, status quo propaganda portrays a sanitized version of ‘nonviolent’ protest as the only option, to damaging effect. It’s time to debunk it, and ...
transnews.network
December 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Ominousness aside, there are some excellent band names in here
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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"but what if they can't draw" here's hideo kojima making level blockouts for metal gear solid 1 and 2 with LEGO

I am begging AI bros to use their brains for two seconds
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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this is a good battle to pick. the CEO mentioned using "AI" and got so much shit for it immediately that he's rattled and backpedaling. easy win there
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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there’s a large portion of people somehow posting about how this made them more islamiphobic which to me implies they endorse the shooting
So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Newsom has actively vetoed legislation that would have helped trans kids.
December 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Wow, a Hyperspace butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Ansha ever said was "I like butter"
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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pretty wild seeing just how far right the average conservative has gotten now that they all say that a standard nazi germany era policy is “moderate” in their bubbles
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I can’t think of a single time in history where people who believe they’ll be vindicated about how a persecuted minority is a deadly threat have actually been vindicated.
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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this joke plagues transphobes because it’s an incredibly cutting take on what the modern transphobic panic is, a hysterical panic based off of a lie that transness is fake and that there is an intentional effort from the right to prop up this wedge to destroy all LGBTQ rights
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM