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👨‍💻 Product guy 🤓
🐈 Cat dad to Iris 😻
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📍 Seattle 🇺🇸
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Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Musk's hatred of Wikipedia is, for instance, just one facet of a larger project to destroy the very concept of veracity and shared knowledge.
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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It's hard to pick from the rogues gallery of murderous ideas, but sometimes I feel the most dangerous thing about modern conservatism is its transparent desire to destroy the fabric of truth in daily life.
Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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a visibly ailing president alternates between funneling billions to cronies and his children, dozing off during paeans to his own genius, going on shocking white supremacist tirades about the need to expel ethnic groups from the us, and building monuments to himself

US media: next, the jobs report
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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‘pantone’s color of the year is…’

‘…off white’
December 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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No label, no major publisher, nor Suno would give comment for this story. But after speaking with musicians, writers, and a dozen anonymous insiders, it’s clear that Nashville has become an AI town.

Read more from @charlieharding.bsky.social: www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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I mean, be honest with yourself. Does your notion that there's an "affordability crisis" come from you independently deriving the idea because your spending on food has increased 2% year over year, or is it because you've seen approximately 1000 writers and politicians you like and trust repeat it?
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I do not think politics should revolve around the socially-enforced rehearsal of instrumental lies
Correct, so why are you posting on main things that benefit the Trump administration? What benefit is it to say, yes the economy is good?
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Shocking…
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Holding out naive hope all these deals fall through and WB survives 🤞
🚨Paramount Skydance in letter to David Zaslav: “It has become increasingly clear, through media reporting and otherwise, that WBD appears to have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair transaction process.”
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Picture it: Diesel, Seattle, 2025. Taco Tuesday.

Some bear pops a pepto tab and 3/4 of the bar starts sniffin and looking around like “oh someone got the good stuff”
an elderly woman in a blue sweater and hat says picture it sicily 1922
ALT: an elderly woman in a blue sweater and hat says picture it sicily 1922
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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no movement incapable of producing takes that bad is capable of doing anything useful
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
In addition to my main job, I’m now at 6 different gigs in the last couple months. I really am getting to old for this. But I’m having fun? And complaining. But enjoying being busy, and working in the arts again.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Maybe we should bring back dialup. Broadband seems to have been a mistake. Maybe 1mbps. As a treat.
Do you ever think about how the only thing separating us from our 90s selves is a few internet rectangles?
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Mate: hey mate can you stop by and feed my pets for me while I’m away

Me: you betcha! 👍🏻
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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“you’ll be visited by three spirits.”

the three spirits:
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Diesel with Christmas lights and deco feels less “holiday spirit” and more “community theatre production of Phantom of the Opera”
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Holy ratio
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I drove drunk and ran over several kids but I can’t tell you how many because of the fog of war
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Hegseth has the demeanor of a man who genuinely believes slicked-back hair and a macho jawline makes him bulletproof and untouchable. The kind of man who was built to break down crying as the harshest possible sentence is handed down
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Work selfie(s)
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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"Joe Biden helped people, and we're putting an end to that."

Stellar argument
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM