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@dangerousotter.bsky.social
Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨🔬
Editing my book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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Editing my book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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Oh you're a people pleaser? Name three people you've pleased today and why I'm not one of them.
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Oh you're a people pleaser? Name three people you've pleased today and why I'm not one of them.
Renovated multiple rooms this weekend. Now for some floor time.
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Renovated multiple rooms this weekend. Now for some floor time.
I have to say I've made fewer "eugchhh" sounds seeing the couples photos this year. Growth?
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I have to say I've made fewer "eugchhh" sounds seeing the couples photos this year. Growth?
Good god my mom is so passive aggressive. "I brought dish soap because I didn't know if you had any."
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Good god my mom is so passive aggressive. "I brought dish soap because I didn't know if you had any."
Happy Valentine's Day, internet boyfriends 💌
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Happy Valentine's Day, internet boyfriends 💌
Going to dinner with my parents on Valentine's weekend. Why, yes! I will be having an edible beforehand.
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Going to dinner with my parents on Valentine's weekend. Why, yes! I will be having an edible beforehand.
I don't think my father has ever been in a good mood when he visits me. Like ever.
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I don't think my father has ever been in a good mood when he visits me. Like ever.
Me: Asks an insightful question
Him: "Oh what an interesting question"
Him: 🦗🦗🦗
It's difficult out there making friends y'all.
Him: "Oh what an interesting question"
Him: 🦗🦗🦗
It's difficult out there making friends y'all.
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Me: Asks an insightful question
Him: "Oh what an interesting question"
Him: 🦗🦗🦗
It's difficult out there making friends y'all.
Him: "Oh what an interesting question"
Him: 🦗🦗🦗
It's difficult out there making friends y'all.
I need all of Italy to apologize for this one. It's "whom."
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I need all of Italy to apologize for this one. It's "whom."
Love when a food package is like "per serving." Girl STFU.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Love when a food package is like "per serving." Girl STFU.
It's been 0 days since I almost typed "good boy" in a work deck while texting
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
It's been 0 days since I almost typed "good boy" in a work deck while texting
It's been 0 days since I almost typed "good boy" in a work deck while texting
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
It's been 0 days since I almost typed "good boy" in a work deck while texting
If someone doesn't make me lemon basil ricotta pancakes I will die.
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
If someone doesn't make me lemon basil ricotta pancakes I will die.
I'm changing the faces in the illustrations in my book to be people I know. Maybe I'll add in some of my internet boyfriends, too 😌
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I'm changing the faces in the illustrations in my book to be people I know. Maybe I'll add in some of my internet boyfriends, too 😌
I miss my coworker on the customer acceleration team that set up a sync with the data science team on AI initiatives as:
📆 CAT AI/DS Sync
📆 CAT AI/DS Sync
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I miss my coworker on the customer acceleration team that set up a sync with the data science team on AI initiatives as:
📆 CAT AI/DS Sync
📆 CAT AI/DS Sync
Please father, may I have some vittles? It's been a cruel winter.
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Please father, may I have some vittles? It's been a cruel winter.
Couldn't be me pining after unavailable men!
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Couldn't be me pining after unavailable men!
I really hate all the creepy robots these tech edgelords think we need or want.
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I really hate all the creepy robots these tech edgelords think we need or want.
It's so obvious when two gays who've hooked up run into each other in the gym. The stunted dialogue!
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It's so obvious when two gays who've hooked up run into each other in the gym. The stunted dialogue!
Every time I get dressed this mirror tries to get fresh with me.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Every time I get dressed this mirror tries to get fresh with me.
Feeling complex feelings today. Best to just rot online about it!
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Feeling complex feelings today. Best to just rot online about it!
My friend just googled "what after spinster."
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
My friend just googled "what after spinster."
I need a European husband. It's time to scoot.
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I need a European husband. It's time to scoot.
Trying to get back into playing every day.
🎹 Chopin - Ballade No. 4
🎹 Chopin - Ballade No. 4
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Trying to get back into playing every day.
🎹 Chopin - Ballade No. 4
🎹 Chopin - Ballade No. 4
It's wild how many MDs I know that are heavy drinkers/partiers.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's wild how many MDs I know that are heavy drinkers/partiers.