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Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨‍🔬
Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬

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Throwback to when I regularly went downtown
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Falling asleep while writing is a new achievement I've unlocked working on this book
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I have been living on my own since 20 or so and my mom just bought me a rug without asking me first. We are going to have to restate some boundaries...
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Both very cold and snuggly. I am going to burrito myself up so good!
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Am I the only one who changes into jeans when I take the dog out at night? I will not be caught in my JCrew Christmas sleep pants.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I'm going to ask if they have a rewards program or punch card.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I am upgrading the phrase from when it rains it pours, to when it pours it floods.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I just tried to plug in my tea mug into the phone charger? I need sleep.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Once again I'm not convinced owning is better than renting. Called the plumber because I thought I smelled a faint whiff of sewer gas.

We're now $6k later (likely more depending on what the techs say tomorrow) and my hallway toilet is...sitting in the hallway.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Seine Angst ist meine Angst,
Seine Wut ist meine Wut!
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Not to brag, but I'll be getting in excess of 12" between tonight and tomorrow afternoon.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Feeling nervous because today is the first time my husky will have ever seen snow.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
To the man eating a bag of chili lime potato chips while at the gym check-in desk: How dare you??
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just dumped an entire container of cereal on the floor that I was planning to have. 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Let the bodies hit the floor (I fell asleep watching TV)
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
She tolerates me ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pissed off some product people at work. On that note I will be drinking the rest of today!
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My sweet girl had her first heartworm shot. Long road to recovery ahead 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Days like today I wish there was a shower that cleaned my entire body like a car wash
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me snagging that extra hour
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
My coworker said he went to a dog themed event called Wag-a-ween...and like no one thought to workshop that?
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I wonder if he's single (he's got a car...)
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When they say "move fast and break things," both refer to people
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What if we all just didn't today?
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Heaven better be a 65° (18°C) sunny day in mid autumn, where every dog and their human are wearing matching vests.
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM