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dangerousotter.bsky.social
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@dangerousotter.bsky.social
Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨‍🔬
Editing my book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬

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Oh you're a people pleaser? Name three people you've pleased today and why I'm not one of them.
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Renovated multiple rooms this weekend. Now for some floor time.
February 15, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I have to say I've made fewer "eugchhh" sounds seeing the couples photos this year. Growth?
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Good god my mom is so passive aggressive. "I brought dish soap because I didn't know if you had any."
February 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Happy Valentine's Day, internet boyfriends 💌
February 14, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Going to dinner with my parents on Valentine's weekend. Why, yes! I will be having an edible beforehand.
February 14, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I don't think my father has ever been in a good mood when he visits me. Like ever.
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Me: Asks an insightful question
Him: "Oh what an interesting question"
Him: 🦗🦗🦗

It's difficult out there making friends y'all.
February 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I need all of Italy to apologize for this one. It's "whom."
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Love when a food package is like "per serving." Girl STFU.
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
It's been 0 days since I almost typed "good boy" in a work deck while texting
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
It's been 0 days since I almost typed "good boy" in a work deck while texting
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
If someone doesn't make me lemon basil ricotta pancakes I will die.
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I'm changing the faces in the illustrations in my book to be people I know. Maybe I'll add in some of my internet boyfriends, too 😌
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I miss my coworker on the customer acceleration team that set up a sync with the data science team on AI initiatives as:

📆 CAT AI/DS Sync
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Please father, may I have some vittles? It's been a cruel winter.
February 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Couldn't be me pining after unavailable men!
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I really hate all the creepy robots these tech edgelords think we need or want.
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's so obvious when two gays who've hooked up run into each other in the gym. The stunted dialogue!
February 8, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Every time I get dressed this mirror tries to get fresh with me.
February 7, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Feeling complex feelings today. Best to just rot online about it!
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My friend just googled "what after spinster."
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
I need a European husband. It's time to scoot.
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Trying to get back into playing every day.

🎹 Chopin - Ballade No. 4
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 AM
It's wild how many MDs I know that are heavy drinkers/partiers.
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM