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@dangerousotter.bsky.social
Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨🔬
Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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Throwback to when I regularly went downtown
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Throwback to when I regularly went downtown
Falling asleep while writing is a new achievement I've unlocked working on this book
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Falling asleep while writing is a new achievement I've unlocked working on this book
I have been living on my own since 20 or so and my mom just bought me a rug without asking me first. We are going to have to restate some boundaries...
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I have been living on my own since 20 or so and my mom just bought me a rug without asking me first. We are going to have to restate some boundaries...
Both very cold and snuggly. I am going to burrito myself up so good!
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Both very cold and snuggly. I am going to burrito myself up so good!
Am I the only one who changes into jeans when I take the dog out at night? I will not be caught in my JCrew Christmas sleep pants.
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Am I the only one who changes into jeans when I take the dog out at night? I will not be caught in my JCrew Christmas sleep pants.
I'm going to ask if they have a rewards program or punch card.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I'm going to ask if they have a rewards program or punch card.
I am upgrading the phrase from when it rains it pours, to when it pours it floods.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am upgrading the phrase from when it rains it pours, to when it pours it floods.
I just tried to plug in my tea mug into the phone charger? I need sleep.
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just tried to plug in my tea mug into the phone charger? I need sleep.
Once again I'm not convinced owning is better than renting. Called the plumber because I thought I smelled a faint whiff of sewer gas.
We're now $6k later (likely more depending on what the techs say tomorrow) and my hallway toilet is...sitting in the hallway.
We're now $6k later (likely more depending on what the techs say tomorrow) and my hallway toilet is...sitting in the hallway.
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Once again I'm not convinced owning is better than renting. Called the plumber because I thought I smelled a faint whiff of sewer gas.
We're now $6k later (likely more depending on what the techs say tomorrow) and my hallway toilet is...sitting in the hallway.
We're now $6k later (likely more depending on what the techs say tomorrow) and my hallway toilet is...sitting in the hallway.
Seine Angst ist meine Angst,
Seine Wut ist meine Wut!
Seine Wut ist meine Wut!
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Seine Angst ist meine Angst,
Seine Wut ist meine Wut!
Seine Wut ist meine Wut!
Not to brag, but I'll be getting in excess of 12" between tonight and tomorrow afternoon.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Not to brag, but I'll be getting in excess of 12" between tonight and tomorrow afternoon.
Feeling nervous because today is the first time my husky will have ever seen snow.
November 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Feeling nervous because today is the first time my husky will have ever seen snow.
To the man eating a bag of chili lime potato chips while at the gym check-in desk: How dare you??
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
To the man eating a bag of chili lime potato chips while at the gym check-in desk: How dare you??
Just dumped an entire container of cereal on the floor that I was planning to have. 😭
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Just dumped an entire container of cereal on the floor that I was planning to have. 😭
Let the bodies hit the floor (I fell asleep watching TV)
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Let the bodies hit the floor (I fell asleep watching TV)
She tolerates me ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
She tolerates me ☺️
Pissed off some product people at work. On that note I will be drinking the rest of today!
November 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Pissed off some product people at work. On that note I will be drinking the rest of today!
My sweet girl had her first heartworm shot. Long road to recovery ahead 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
My sweet girl had her first heartworm shot. Long road to recovery ahead 🥺
Days like today I wish there was a shower that cleaned my entire body like a car wash
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Days like today I wish there was a shower that cleaned my entire body like a car wash
Me snagging that extra hour
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Me snagging that extra hour
My coworker said he went to a dog themed event called Wag-a-ween...and like no one thought to workshop that?
November 1, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My coworker said he went to a dog themed event called Wag-a-ween...and like no one thought to workshop that?
I wonder if he's single (he's got a car...)
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I wonder if he's single (he's got a car...)
When they say "move fast and break things," both refer to people
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When they say "move fast and break things," both refer to people
What if we all just didn't today?
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What if we all just didn't today?
Heaven better be a 65° (18°C) sunny day in mid autumn, where every dog and their human are wearing matching vests.
October 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Heaven better be a 65° (18°C) sunny day in mid autumn, where every dog and their human are wearing matching vests.