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@dangerousotter.bsky.social
Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨‍🔬
Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬

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Throwback to when I regularly went downtown
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'm going to ask if they have a rewards program or punch card.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
She tolerates me ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My sweet girl had her first heartworm shot. Long road to recovery ahead 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me snagging that extra hour
November 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I wonder if he's single (he's got a car...)
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I am searching for dog fedoras (yes you heard me) and I came across this guy. I'm cackling right now.
October 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Some woman on our walk said she really liked the message of my sweater.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My sweet little candy corn
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This fish has seen some shit
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm crying trying to generate an image of gestures with AI. I didn't ask for a "jerking off with a smirk" but somehow that's what I got.
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Straight to jail.
October 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Ever have one of those days where you're filled with rage and can't quite pinpoint why?
October 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This baby is the cuddliest husky in existence. She may also be getting her winter nose 🥺
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Someone needs to tell her to calm down!
September 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Peaceful Sunday vibes
September 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's basically a long dinner party with tiaras and I loved it
September 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"You better not be a super gay french inspector cat puppet with a raccoon sidekick when I get there..."

Me:
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
She is so embarrassing

(she barked at it and kicked up dirt)
September 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Truer words have never been spoken
September 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Some of you whenever a man gives you the bare minimum attention
August 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sorry I can't hear you over the global village coffeehouse playlist I'm listening to!
August 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My guy saw the key art for Law and Order: SVU yesterday and asked out loud "is that Caitlin Jenner?"

(I gave him a ton of shit don't worry)
August 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Now / Then 🥹
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My sweet guy watching over my sweet girl
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM