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Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨‍🔬
Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬

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I had the same thoughts, but am re-reading Book of Dust so my HDM-pilled brain read Consistorial Court of Discipline
November 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Lmao the plumbing guy said to me as he was wrapping up: "I've been doing this for 15 years, and I've never seen this. Why is your toilet tank bubbling?"
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Definitely going to get plowed ☃️
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
She looked up at me and said "da, was'sat?" in the most gorgeous Cockney accent
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
She is cute even though she keeps farting on me
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM