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Johnny Fishsticks
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Not my first rodeo but I still don’t know what I’m doing. Queer cowboy, trans masc Texican, wrangling various agonies.

Semi-paid Intern: Bobby WaffleCone
Ice Cream Connect: @willpauer.com
Main: @majima.club

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MS: I've noticed that all the way through this conversation David, you've referred to him in the present tense. DL: You have to keep Angelo alive. I believe life is a continuum, and that no one really dies, they just drop their physical body and we'll all meet again, like the song says. It's sad but it's not devastating if you think like that. Otherwise I don't see how anybody could ever, once they see someone die, that they'd just disappear forever and that's what we're all bound to do. I'm sorry but it just doesn't make any sense, it's a continuum, and we're all going to be fine at the end of the story.
January 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Hello friends. I originally made these to surprise folks and have a nice time, but this seems like a day to sell them to benefit our Corporal “Fritters” Chub. Please consider buying one in memory of David Lynch, to support Chub, or to tell people you support compassionate and healthy hearts.
Fix Yr Heart Bracelet - Johnny Fishsticks's Ko-fi Shop
“Fix your hearts or die.” David Lynch had a huge impact on me, and my stepfather - coincidentally named David - is the one who first showed me Twin ...
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January 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"fix your hearts or die" is one of the greatest quotes ever said by anyone, in any context

and it applies now, more than ever, to far too many people to count
josie.zone 🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · Jan 16
Sleep well, king 👑
Twin Peaks: And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.
January 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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alexgorlando.bsky.social
It remains to be said.
David Lynch as Gordon Cole from Twin Peaks season 3 saying "fix your hearts or die"
November 17, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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Hello friends, our BFF Corporal Chub is very very sick and we would like you to look at our ko-fi and maybe buy some stickers with Bobby’s ‘s face on them. #kofigoalchallenge
Support Johnny Fishsticks on Ko-fi! ❤️
Poorly knitted scarves and other wacky stuff to support our mission of spreading joy and whimsy to the world in these troubling times - plus cat pics!
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January 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Being a phantom thief and stealing hearts (but not blasting farts like Bobby WaffleCone)
A large orange tabby and white kitten sitting on a green cardigan and looking to the side, pretending he did not just rip an absolute paint peeler of a fart.
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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getting out of jail for a murder i confessed to but didn't commit, then beating the everloving shit out of like 500 yakuza
January 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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okay I have a nice idea for trying to be nice to texas lawmakers but also if they are mean about my nice gesture it will make them look like ghoulish puppy eaters so really everyone wins
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Thanks to the feature where my phone takes multiple frames of a picture, I was able to capture this moment where she starts yelling at me for perceiving her
A photo of the same black and white tuxedo cat in the quoted skeet, inside of her cardboard. Gingerbread house with fake fur that looks like snow on the roof and around the door, with her mouth slightly open as she meows in protest upon seeing my phone out
January 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Restocking tomorrow!
-Every Day I Get Emails
-Plushie Collector
Gray tee with white ink printed graphic of a cat smiling with one teardrop on its cheek, looking at computer screen with infinity symbol email inbox. Text "every day i get emails" White tee with blue ink printed graphic of a cat drawn in a cute style holding various plushies. text "plushie collector"
January 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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kittens are almost entirely made up of crimes and bad judgment
January 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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brentwaggoner.bsky.social
Bye, sexuals!
January 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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fashion, snow, and John Rambo
happy birthday, pat benetar – Johnny Fishsticks Loves You
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January 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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i bought one for my partner a couple christmases ago, she loves it and wears it all the time 🥰
January 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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new blog post - j.k. Simmons has reached the age with the funny sex number
happy birthday, j.k. simmons – Johnny Fishsticks Loves You
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January 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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found these stickers at the post office today and I very much appreciate the sentiment but I do not approve of whoever ran over them and then went back for a second time like they were the thing from jeepers creepers
Two cute stickers with rainbows and hearts on them that say “I hope this makes you smile” on a roll on top of a crocheted beanie covered in cat hair.
January 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Quote Skeet with a movie you like that starts with the letter A
#moviesAtoZ
Movie poster for Alien, a black background showing a partially hatched egg with glowing green substance leaking out, hovering over a grid of bodies with a green glow on the horizon. The word ALIEN is in simple bold white letters across the bottom. The cat is the hero.
January 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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i am here to tell you that I have personally purchased this magnificent piece and it has brought me much joy but unfortunately no krakens (yet)
January 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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daddyjew.bsky.social
*slaps a forever stamp on your forehead* there, you’re mine now
January 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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munespice.bsky.social
tomato lads! 🍅
An illustration of frogs as tomatoes and one actual tomato frog
January 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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one of these small chunks of ice wishes you a pleasant thursday. i’ll let you choose which one.
A gathering of ice chips in the middle of some tree branches
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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but you need the poop to be raw so you don’t cook the stuff what boosts your immune system
genefortexas.bsky.social State Rep. Gene Wu @genefortexas.bsky.social · Nov 27
No, we're not going to Mars any time soon!

Why? WHY?

Because we're a society run by people who don't understand that RAW MILK is just milk with uncooked cow shit in it.
January 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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found these stickers at the post office today and I very much appreciate the sentiment but I do not approve of whoever ran over them and then went back for a second time like they were the thing from jeepers creepers
Two cute stickers with rainbows and hearts on them that say “I hope this makes you smile” on a roll on top of a crocheted beanie covered in cat hair.
January 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM