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Johnny Fishsticks
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Not my first rodeo but I still don’t know what I’m doing. Queer cowboy, trans masc Texican, wrangling various agonies.

Semi-paid Intern: Bobby WaffleCone
Ice Cream Connect: @willpauer.com
Main: @majima.club

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Being a phantom thief and stealing hearts (but not blasting farts like Bobby WaffleCone)
A large orange tabby and white kitten sitting on a green cardigan and looking to the side, pretending he did not just rip an absolute paint peeler of a fart.
January 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Quote Skeet with a movie you like that starts with the letter A
#moviesAtoZ
Movie poster for Alien, a black background showing a partially hatched egg with glowing green substance leaking out, hovering over a grid of bodies with a green glow on the horizon. The word ALIEN is in simple bold white letters across the bottom. The cat is the hero.
January 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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one of these small chunks of ice wishes you a pleasant thursday. i’ll let you choose which one.
A gathering of ice chips in the middle of some tree branches
January 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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found these stickers at the post office today and I very much appreciate the sentiment but I do not approve of whoever ran over them and then went back for a second time like they were the thing from jeepers creepers
Two cute stickers with rainbows and hearts on them that say “I hope this makes you smile” on a roll on top of a crocheted beanie covered in cat hair.
January 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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why don’t they make these in adult sizes? seems like it would be a lot more convenient than my usual fart garment
A simple line drawing of a baby onesie with a little pocket on the front labeled “Package fart garment” just below the “Icon” heading
January 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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A picture of your pet when you first got them and now

amazing how fast he went from the NICU to semi-paid intern, this country is amazing
A tiny orange and white kitten with a huge head, about 10 days old, being held up gently by a hand and mewing quietly because he wants his bottle. The same kitten 6 months later laying in a person’s arm in roughly the same pose on his back looking very sleepy. He is like a human child compared to a tiny fetus, with about the same brain power.
January 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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and now we wait
Three PlayStation controllers on an entertainment center by a TV. The one on the left is a blue and black PS5 controller. The one in the middle is a PS4 controller that looks like it’s been graffitti’d. The one on the right is sort of a cross between a PS and a PS2, is also blue and sort of translucent. It also smells like raspberries because it’s made of gummy. The charging cord has been set underneath it. Husband is on the way home.
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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we interrupt Tuesday to bring you some alarming news
Image of an empty lake with a Breaking News type screen over it. LIVE BREAKING NEWS LOCAL PIRATE SHIP VANISHES 12:56 NO SERIOUSLY WHERE DID IT GO THIS IS A PRIVATE LAKE
January 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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good morning from Bobby WaffleCone who just discovered OAT MILK exists
Extreme closeup of the wide golden eyes of an orange and white kitten who looks like he has seen the face of god when really he just licked some oat milk
January 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Monday Breaking News:
LIVE Breaking News: Local Tryhard At It Again 12:42 why is he like this oh my god don’t make eye contact associated image: a block of smoked Gouda cheese, a third of which has been cut with the wrapper still on.
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM