John Koluder Mellencamp
@johnkoluder.bsky.social
Ideally just #iufb, #iubb & soccer stuff. But probably not.
(not related to the Cougs)
(not related to the Cougs)
Say it with me kids … “Big Ten refs are cowards.”
Most evergreen statement in the world.
Most evergreen statement in the world.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Say it with me kids … “Big Ten refs are cowards.”
Most evergreen statement in the world.
Most evergreen statement in the world.
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This MACtion club has Everything.
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This MACtion club has Everything.
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nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
I’ve been trying to figure out what kind of look Saban is going for here and I’ve settled on “hill country revenue agent”
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
nick saban looks like the father in a hallmark movie who just told the family the banks about to foreclose on their family farm unless they can sell 7000 bottles of apricot jam
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If Michigan beats Ryan Day with just field goals, Lou Holtz will bring us all presents at midnight
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If Michigan beats Ryan Day with just field goals, Lou Holtz will bring us all presents at midnight
Midwest Male Uniform is undefeated. Glad to see the kids are carrying on the tradition.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Midwest Male Uniform is undefeated. Glad to see the kids are carrying on the tradition.
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Some assistant coaches have tried to do the Take A New Job While Coaching The Old Playoff Run thing. Do you know the only one of them to fuck it up so badly, he got shoved out the door right before the title game? That would be none other than Lane Kiffin
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Some assistant coaches have tried to do the Take A New Job While Coaching The Old Playoff Run thing. Do you know the only one of them to fuck it up so badly, he got shoved out the door right before the title game? That would be none other than Lane Kiffin
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Lane Kiffin is Bobby Petrino but younger and handsome, that’s it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Lane Kiffin is Bobby Petrino but younger and handsome, that’s it.
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He's going to spend the entire playoff run recruiting his own players to leave with him. Untenable situation for the school. This show's PR campaign for Kiffin is unbelievable
Kirk Herbstreit implores Ole Miss administrators to allow Lane Kiffin to coach the Rebels — if he leaves for LSU — and let him finish what he and his players started.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He's going to spend the entire playoff run recruiting his own players to leave with him. Untenable situation for the school. This show's PR campaign for Kiffin is unbelievable
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Me, the last 32ish hours.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me, the last 32ish hours.
Oh this Egg Bowl is really Egg Bowling right now.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh this Egg Bowl is really Egg Bowling right now.
Best. Breakfast. Ever.
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Best. Breakfast. Ever.
IYKYK
IYKYK
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Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Straight-up sociopath.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Happy Thanksgiving 2025, y’all 🦃
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 2025, y’all 🦃
So we’re all watching the minute-by-minute Louvre Heist show right now, correct?
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So we’re all watching the minute-by-minute Louvre Heist show right now, correct?
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
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wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Routest Oney Route One goal you’ve ever seen
🚨 GOALKEEPER ASSIST IN THE MLS PLAYOFFS!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The Routest Oney Route One goal you’ve ever seen