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John Kohlstrand
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Writer. Editor. Former newspaper journalist. Former Ohio Statehouse staff. Born and raised in South Detroit. Ay ziggy zoomba.
"Miserlou," Dick Dale. Obvs.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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President Trump has removed tariffs on coffee and bananas to make breakfast affordable for the American people. Why don’t Biden and Obama do this?

by Hugh Hewitt
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Is this, perhaps, an effort to give wobbly Republicans an excuse to oppose releasing the Epstein Files, so as “not to interfere with an ongoing investigation”?
Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.
Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Exactly. If the original USFL could go back and fix their mistakes, I’m pretty sure they would have stuck to spring.
Competing with NFL and college football in the fall. NBA in the spring. What could possibly go wrong?
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
This seems like a bad idea. The United States is not Europe. Summer is a wonderful season for soccer here.
BREAKING NEWS: MLS owners have officially voted to flip to a fall-to-spring season, aligning with top leagues around the world, per @paultenorio.bsky.social.

The league will begin play in the new format in 2027.
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Seems clear that Pulte 1) broke the law while going on fishing expeditions for baseless mortgage fraud claims 2) immediately removed everyone who tried to investigate that wrong-doing.
Exclusive | Fannie Mae Watchdogs Probed How Pulte Obtained Mortgage Records of Key Democrats
FHFA’s acting inspector general handed probe report to U.S. attorney office that had indicted New York Attorney General Letitia James
www.wsj.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Former Bowling Green player is again a head coach, at least for now.
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So, it has been a weird week at my go-to grocery.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Sic semper tyranis
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger has won the Virginia governor’s race, defeating Republican Winsome Earle-Sears and becoming the state's first female governor.
Virginia governor’s race will test Trump and Democrats nationally — and make history
Democrat Abigail Spanberger is facing Republican Winsome Earle-Sears in the Virginia race for governor.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Nine legendary sports themes along with … the not-so-legendary Amazon Prime TNF theme. It sticks out like a sore thumb in this piece by the Jeff Bezos-owned @washingtonpost.com.

So weird.
The 10 best sports theme songs of all time — and what makes them great
Our list of the greatest sports theme music includes John Tesh’s iconic “Roundball Rock,” several dark riffs on football and a whole lot of nostalgia.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I wrote about the South, the War, SNAP, and how they are all connected.

jasonherbert.substack.com/p/what-the-c...
What the Civil War has to do with SNAP
Why some working class whites push back against food for the poor
jasonherbert.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oof. This is a tough position for Ohio House and Senate Democrats. I don't envy them right now.
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Thought the Times had been hoaxed. Turns out to be so much better than that
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Change one letter ruin a candy.

Shittles
Change one letter ruin a candy.

100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy

Wounds
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Think about this for a minute
Breaking on MSNBC:

Two federal prosecutors have been placed on leave at the direction of the White House after filing a sentencing memo seeking 27 months in prison for a pardoned Jan. 6 rioter who brought illegal guns and ammunition to President Obama's house in 2023.
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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🚨 This is a five-alarm fire for Colorado families. Republicans are about to let YOUR health care premiums DOUBLE.
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It was fraudulent to quote Ronald Reagan's actual words says the guy who fabricated audio of @schumer.senate.gov and video of @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social in a sombrero.
What the Ronald Reagan ad that got Trump so angry was really all about | CNN Business
President Donald Trump has canceled trade negotiations with Canada over what he called a “fake” ad that featured parts of an anti-tariff speech delivered by conservative hero and former President Rona...
www.cnn.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I can't believe this is real
EPA Commissioner Lee Zeldin announces his agency is launching a major investigation into the right-wing conspiracies about chemtrails and weather manipulation to get to the bottom of it.
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
From the Franklin Delano Roosevelt Memorial.
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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6 years ago...

🤔
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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The Trump shit video is basically this, but I will reiterate that if a Dem is critical of conservative voters it’s a generational scandal and when Republican pols literally post themselves shitting on their opposition virtually the entire elite politics and media class treats it as fine and normal
October 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM