The Tweeter Formerly Known as akachela
@akachela.bsky.social
Chaotic good professional hater // she/her
My work rolled out Gemini and now even though I have it turned off in settings, every time I open a GDrive folder it tries to give me a summary of the contents at the top based entirely on folder and file names that is entirely useless and yet takes up a good 1/5 of the window
February 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
My work rolled out Gemini and now even though I have it turned off in settings, every time I open a GDrive folder it tries to give me a summary of the contents at the top based entirely on folder and file names that is entirely useless and yet takes up a good 1/5 of the window
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
Imagine a spherical data center in a frictionless, perfectly cooled vacuum and you're already 90% of the way there!
This would have been a good point for someone to have asked, is that really how things work? Or is vacuum in fact an excellent insulator? www.ft.com/content/a5cf...
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Imagine a spherical data center in a frictionless, perfectly cooled vacuum and you're already 90% of the way there!
Fuck hockey, I want a heated rivalry for Olympics men's ice skating short program
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Fuck hockey, I want a heated rivalry for Olympics men's ice skating short program
Love that the RG&E page on managing your bill to keep energy costs down uses Gen AI images that drive up your bill www.rge.com/winter-energ...
www.rge.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Love that the RG&E page on managing your bill to keep energy costs down uses Gen AI images that drive up your bill www.rge.com/winter-energ...
So far from Olympic curling I've learned it's very important to yell "CURL CURL CURL!" Not sure if it's at the stone or your partner
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
So far from Olympic curling I've learned it's very important to yell "CURL CURL CURL!" Not sure if it's at the stone or your partner
people from *Fairport* are bullying the Webster racists, this is white on white violence and it's hilarious 😂
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
people from *Fairport* are bullying the Webster racists, this is white on white violence and it's hilarious 😂
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I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
Just rewatched the halftime show and it is just a masterpiece. The storytelling and history. The number of set pieces. The artistic ingenuity to get around the logistic limitations of the number of carts allowed. The choreography and costuming. The camera work. I am still in awe
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Just rewatched the halftime show and it is just a masterpiece. The storytelling and history. The number of set pieces. The artistic ingenuity to get around the logistic limitations of the number of carts allowed. The choreography and costuming. The camera work. I am still in awe
Age verification: the responses to multiple of these are making me feel OLD
Also after a power outage having to call the time and temperature line multiple times and shout the time to mom while she reset every clock in the house
Also after a power outage having to call the time and temperature line multiple times and shout the time to mom while she reset every clock in the house
Age verification?
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
I own a Pikachu pedometer because my grandma didn't know what I meant when I said I wanted Pokemon Yellow Version.
Age verification?
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
I was born while Hurricane Katrina was doing its thing.
20 years ago.
Two decades prior to now.
Hurricane Katrina will be old enough to drink this year.
:3
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Age verification: the responses to multiple of these are making me feel OLD
Also after a power outage having to call the time and temperature line multiple times and shout the time to mom while she reset every clock in the house
Also after a power outage having to call the time and temperature line multiple times and shout the time to mom while she reset every clock in the house
Damn girl do you know how nuts you have to be to make Piers Morgan look like the level headed sane person
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Damn girl do you know how nuts you have to be to make Piers Morgan look like the level headed sane person
This entire thing is terrifyingly anti-woman, anti-minority, puritanical fascist insanity. Can we fucking take it seriously this time around?
It was alway going to come to this.
The Heritage Foundation has released an update to Project 2025. An 86-page "Saving the Family" which mentions porn 109 times, and blames it for undermining the family and, by extension, birth rates and the health of nation.
The Heritage Foundation has released an update to Project 2025. An 86-page "Saving the Family" which mentions porn 109 times, and blames it for undermining the family and, by extension, birth rates and the health of nation.
Saving America by Saving the Family: A Foundation for the Next 250 Years
www.heritage.org
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
This entire thing is terrifyingly anti-woman, anti-minority, puritanical fascist insanity. Can we fucking take it seriously this time around?
I haven't shopped at Target in over a year but never technically deleted my Circle account. They sent me a survey out of the blue today. I told them the only way I'm coming back is if they go Woke 2 and announce Bullseye the dog is gay now
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I haven't shopped at Target in over a year but never technically deleted my Circle account. They sent me a survey out of the blue today. I told them the only way I'm coming back is if they go Woke 2 and announce Bullseye the dog is gay now
My dad has worked in project management/regulatory for medical device companies for 25 years now and for my whole life his stories have made me want to stay as healthy and require as minimal medical intervention as possible 🙃
When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
My dad has worked in project management/regulatory for medical device companies for 25 years now and for my whole life his stories have made me want to stay as healthy and require as minimal medical intervention as possible 🙃
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Probably unfair to rats to compare Libertarians to rats fleeing a sinking ship here
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Probably unfair to rats to compare Libertarians to rats fleeing a sinking ship here
Since we're all proposing ideas for the next Woke Halftime Show may I nominate Kesha and her super slutty gay backup dancers
February 9, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Since we're all proposing ideas for the next Woke Halftime Show may I nominate Kesha and her super slutty gay backup dancers
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
This representation was obvious from showing Bad Bunny's Grammy speech on the tv right beforehand, and everyone who thought/is still insisting it's meant to be Liam is giving "all minorities look the same" energy tbh
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 AM
This representation was obvious from showing Bad Bunny's Grammy speech on the tv right beforehand, and everyone who thought/is still insisting it's meant to be Liam is giving "all minorities look the same" energy tbh
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
Instantly iconic. I'm obsessed. Halfway through I turned to my friend and said "can we go to a Bad Bunny concert?"
this might be the greatest halftime show since when it started raining while Prince was performing Purple Rain
February 9, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Instantly iconic. I'm obsessed. Halfway through I turned to my friend and said "can we go to a Bad Bunny concert?"
The PRODUCTION 😍
Bad Bunny officially has the greatest set game of any artist I'eve ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The PRODUCTION 😍
Everyone at my party SCREAMED when we spotted Pedro
Jessica Alba, Pedro Pascal, Karol G, Young Miko, David Grutman, Cardi B and Alix Earle attend #SuperBowl LX (Photo: Kevin Mazur/Getty Images)
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Everyone at my party SCREAMED when we spotted Pedro
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america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous