Maybe he was out taming bamboo.

Or "f--- ton."

As for football: I think Eddie George will figure it out, but it isn't pretty right now. (At least we beat Toledo!)

Welcome back. The three points earned at Minnesota State seems encouraging.

His Sunday pressers used to get him on page 1B relentlessly at the Rochester D&C. We eventually changed the rules so that he could be bumped deeper in the Metro section for nothingburgers.

If she was 21, she was a woman. Even in Alabama.

YouTube done us dirty, Chris.

My neighbor was a PATCO air traffic controller at Detroit Metro. The strike was illegal. (Federal workers are legally prohibited from striking.) Reagan gave the air traffic controllers 48 hours to return to work, and those who didn't were fired, including my neighbor.

Xitter turns brains into mush. You should stay here.

Just a misdemeanor? Goodness.