John Kohlstrand
@johnkohlstrand.bsky.social
Writer. Editor. Former newspaper journalist. Former Ohio Statehouse staff. Born and raised in South Detroit. Ay ziggy zoomba.
"Miserlou," Dick Dale. Obvs.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Miserlou," Dick Dale. Obvs.
From the Franklin Delano Roosevelt Memorial.
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
From the Franklin Delano Roosevelt Memorial.
The Tax Foundation will not love this panel! (But I’m here for it.)
October 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The Tax Foundation will not love this panel! (But I’m here for it.)
This is Max Miller's Halloween costume, I imagine.
September 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
This is Max Miller's Halloween costume, I imagine.
Album covers but with muppets.
August 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Album covers but with muppets.
The futuristic vibe speaks to this child of Detroit techno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
July 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The futuristic vibe speaks to this child of Detroit techno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
1986:
1986:
July 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“What perfect albums came out when you were 16?”
1986:
1986:
Jon Husted reaches for a deep cut here. From 1996:
July 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Jon Husted reaches for a deep cut here. From 1996:
Memphis wants out so badly they this is worth $200 million to them? Goodness.
July 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Memphis wants out so badly they this is worth $200 million to them? Goodness.
I got your name change right here, Donald.
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I got your name change right here, Donald.
This, too, is ominous.
June 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
This, too, is ominous.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average American has three friends.
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
April 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
For comparison, this was an April 15, 2010, Tea Party protest in front of the Ohio Statehouse.
April 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For comparison, this was an April 15, 2010, Tea Party protest in front of the Ohio Statehouse.
A running theme, you might say.
April 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
A running theme, you might say.
A bit of a Millard Fillmore vibe there.
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A bit of a Millard Fillmore vibe there.
Another hot take from Grandpa Maga.
March 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Another hot take from Grandpa Maga.
It turns out he sold the brand more than 10 years ago, if that helps. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/n...
March 22, 2025 at 11:38 AM
It turns out he sold the brand more than 10 years ago, if that helps. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/19/n...
Let us know how this part works out.
March 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Let us know how this part works out.
In 1972, the Cleveland Plain Dealer not only had a fashion editor. They sent her to Rome.
March 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
In 1972, the Cleveland Plain Dealer not only had a fashion editor. They sent her to Rome.
I don’t read Japanese either, but I think I’ve figured this out.
March 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I don’t read Japanese either, but I think I’ve figured this out.
It doesn’t feel much like a plan you guys.
March 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
It doesn’t feel much like a plan you guys.