@johnguarente.bsky.social
Conductor, music educator, baritone, amateur chess player, other things that defy categorization
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When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When I was on Silicon Valley, we didn’t think robot nazis would be here until at least 2030.
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Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
July 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation Sets Off Fireworks To Commemorate Surviving Another Day
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Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter
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June 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Report: It Probably Fine That 5-Year-Old Just Whizzed By On Lyft Scooter
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theonion.com/report-...
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Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel
June 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel
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I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
June 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I did an event in DC & there was a party for donors etc after. Was talking to 2 ppl & I said "Things are so bad." They said "No this is how it is. Things swing one way, then another. It's normal."
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
That's when I realized why Dems are toothless. They have no idea what this is. Frogs boiling in water.
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🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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“We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron.”
March 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“We must join with him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron.”
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"We noticed you from across the room."
"We don't like your vibe."
"We don't like your vibe."
March 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"We noticed you from across the room."
"We don't like your vibe."
"We don't like your vibe."
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There’s no helping some people.
March 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
There’s no helping some people.
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I don’t know how to break it to people that I don’t give the smallest shit about college basketball.
March 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I don’t know how to break it to people that I don’t give the smallest shit about college basketball.
@threat-notation.bsky.social got one for you…
March 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@threat-notation.bsky.social got one for you…
I think a lot of folks are using the word “reticent” when they really mean “reluctant.” End transmission.
February 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I think a lot of folks are using the word “reticent” when they really mean “reluctant.” End transmission.
It’s really funny and disturbing to me that even Elon Musk cannot find childcare. Also, can anyone babysit this Sunday?
February 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It’s really funny and disturbing to me that even Elon Musk cannot find childcare. Also, can anyone babysit this Sunday?
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