John Adler
@johnadler83.bsky.social
It's that time of year again, when people offer their negative thanksgiving food takes and accidently reveal that their family can't cook for shit
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It's that time of year again, when people offer their negative thanksgiving food takes and accidently reveal that their family can't cook for shit
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I watched this live and it was appalling and disgusting, just a gutter racist asking a gutter racist question. And there’s something seriously wrong with anyone who considers that “winning.”
The New York Times, where the popular mayor-elect of their city is a fringe figure, but the QAnon podcaster who asked him a racist question comes out as a "winner"
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
This newspaper hates its readers as much as Republicans hate their voters. And if you're still supporting either, you deserve it.
What a strange framing and characterization. How does one describe his blatantly dishonest, racist question about taxes as “press[ing] the Mayor-elect on his policy proposals”? In what way does this lying troll emerge as a “winner“?
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I watched this live and it was appalling and disgusting, just a gutter racist asking a gutter racist question. And there’s something seriously wrong with anyone who considers that “winning.”
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Just eat it (eat it), eat it (eat it)
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
THIS is exactly how Dems need to respond when they get asked a stupid fucking question like the one King brings up here. Laugh in their face and call it out. Get angry that you even have to entertain the idea
CNN: In the last couple of weeks or so, she's become kind of an ally on some issues. What do you make of this?
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
Auchincloss: No, John, she hasn't.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
THIS is exactly how Dems need to respond when they get asked a stupid fucking question like the one King brings up here. Laugh in their face and call it out. Get angry that you even have to entertain the idea
Watching Mamdani is like watching a 19 year old Juan Soto. Like it's stunning how good he is at this
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Watching Mamdani is like watching a 19 year old Juan Soto. Like it's stunning how good he is at this
LINUS: You gotta see this. You're going viral!
CHARLIE: What?
LINUS: Everyone on the internet is saying you can get any girl you want!
CHARLIE: Wait, really??
LINUS: Yeah, it's... [scrolling, reading more, frowning]. Oh
CHARLIE: What's wrong?
LINUS: Nothing, let's talk about something else
CHARLIE: What?
LINUS: Everyone on the internet is saying you can get any girl you want!
CHARLIE: Wait, really??
LINUS: Yeah, it's... [scrolling, reading more, frowning]. Oh
CHARLIE: What's wrong?
LINUS: Nothing, let's talk about something else
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
LINUS: You gotta see this. You're going viral!
CHARLIE: What?
LINUS: Everyone on the internet is saying you can get any girl you want!
CHARLIE: Wait, really??
LINUS: Yeah, it's... [scrolling, reading more, frowning]. Oh
CHARLIE: What's wrong?
LINUS: Nothing, let's talk about something else
CHARLIE: What?
LINUS: Everyone on the internet is saying you can get any girl you want!
CHARLIE: Wait, really??
LINUS: Yeah, it's... [scrolling, reading more, frowning]. Oh
CHARLIE: What's wrong?
LINUS: Nothing, let's talk about something else
Good thing I don't run a cable news channel because my dumb ass would be running wall to wall coverage of the current president demanding the execution of his political rivals and not airing the funeral of a VP from 20 years ago who was hated by everyone
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Good thing I don't run a cable news channel because my dumb ass would be running wall to wall coverage of the current president demanding the execution of his political rivals and not airing the funeral of a VP from 20 years ago who was hated by everyone
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instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
instead of saying this was good strategy, maybe senate dems should say: "the republicans were going to kill people by starving them to death, and because we aren't monsters, we decided to let this fight go. We'll keep fighting. Stop electing monsters."
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i think the argument the cavers should’ve made/should make is “i couldn’t let people starve - we made a run thinking they would fold on aca, but trump really is that psychotic”
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i think the argument the cavers should’ve made/should make is “i couldn’t let people starve - we made a run thinking they would fold on aca, but trump really is that psychotic”
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
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"should women work" but it really means "should men have to ever answer to or even encounter women who are not their wives, offspring, and/or other servile figures"
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"should women work" but it really means "should men have to ever answer to or even encounter women who are not their wives, offspring, and/or other servile figures"
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This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
Schumer had a chance to repudiate the gutter racism and Islamophobia of Cuomo's campaign and he just fucking didn't. And that is disqualifying. He should be ashamed and we the voters should make sure he feels that shame.
Reporter: Today is election day in New York City. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
Schumer: Look, I voted. And I look forward to working with the next mayor to help New York City.
November 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This to me is the game. I don’t care if Schumer doesn’t like Mamdani, but for him to stand silently by while sex pest Cuomo leans into gutter racism and Islamophobia while accepting endorsements from Trump, Musk and Miller is outrageous from the Senate Minority Leader.
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More Democrats should get more combative with the media, in particular by calling out questions that have an unspoken premise of "GOP voters are realer Americans than you," or in this case, "the president can break the law if voters in a city choose a mayor according to their own preferences."
In the 1st question of his brief interview with Mamdani. Anderson Cooper reports Trump’s strongman threats to punish NYC if the Mayoral candidate is elected, as if he gets to select where funding goes according to his whims, & then asks whether voters will find it “worth the hassle” to vote for him.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
More Democrats should get more combative with the media, in particular by calling out questions that have an unspoken premise of "GOP voters are realer Americans than you," or in this case, "the president can break the law if voters in a city choose a mayor according to their own preferences."
Ezra Klein thinks Blake Treinen is doing relief pitching the right way
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ezra Klein thinks Blake Treinen is doing relief pitching the right way
An annoying thing I've noticed Netflix doing to trick you into clicking on their shitty original projects is that they'll give it a title in big bold letters that matches an all time classic but then the subtitle quietly tells the whole story. It's always like
THE GODFATHER:
of pickleball
THE GODFATHER:
of pickleball
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
An annoying thing I've noticed Netflix doing to trick you into clicking on their shitty original projects is that they'll give it a title in big bold letters that matches an all time classic but then the subtitle quietly tells the whole story. It's always like
THE GODFATHER:
of pickleball
THE GODFATHER:
of pickleball
I have tried and I cannot think of a group of people who have less respect for themselves/their profession than the reporters covering the White House
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I have tried and I cannot think of a group of people who have less respect for themselves/their profession than the reporters covering the White House
man if my own *mother* got a nazi tattoo I'd stop talking to her and I sure as shit wouldn't vote to make her my senator
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
man if my own *mother* got a nazi tattoo I'd stop talking to her and I sure as shit wouldn't vote to make her my senator
The 2 biggest stars in the 2025 World Series will be:
A Dominican-Canadian son of a hall of fame ballplayer representing his home country
A Japanese born two way unicorn who might be the best player in MLB history
What a beautiful game!
A Dominican-Canadian son of a hall of fame ballplayer representing his home country
A Japanese born two way unicorn who might be the best player in MLB history
What a beautiful game!
October 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The 2 biggest stars in the 2025 World Series will be:
A Dominican-Canadian son of a hall of fame ballplayer representing his home country
A Japanese born two way unicorn who might be the best player in MLB history
What a beautiful game!
A Dominican-Canadian son of a hall of fame ballplayer representing his home country
A Japanese born two way unicorn who might be the best player in MLB history
What a beautiful game!
Not even a Mariners fan and I'm still sitting here 30 minutes later absolutely bummed the fuck out
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Not even a Mariners fan and I'm still sitting here 30 minutes later absolutely bummed the fuck out
It would be good for Dems to call this out and specifically shame the various news organizations the next time they appear on their airwaves
This is a complete abdication of journalistic responsibility. A president posting something this insane and disgusting should be front and center in the news.
Not a single mention of this across the Sunday shows as far as I could tell
October 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It would be good for Dems to call this out and specifically shame the various news organizations the next time they appear on their airwaves
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ooh well done
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ooh well done
Shohei
8 MLB seasons
ROY
5 All Stars
4 Silver Sluggers
4 MVPs
Back to back 50 HR seasons
First ever 50 HR, 50 SB season
160 OPS+
3.00 ERA, 1.043 WHIP in 100 GS
11.9 K/9, .661 winning %
143 ERA+
2025 NLCS MVP w/ 3 HR, 10 K in a series clinching game
Best there ever was. Best there ever will be
8 MLB seasons
ROY
5 All Stars
4 Silver Sluggers
4 MVPs
Back to back 50 HR seasons
First ever 50 HR, 50 SB season
160 OPS+
3.00 ERA, 1.043 WHIP in 100 GS
11.9 K/9, .661 winning %
143 ERA+
2025 NLCS MVP w/ 3 HR, 10 K in a series clinching game
Best there ever was. Best there ever will be
October 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Shohei
8 MLB seasons
ROY
5 All Stars
4 Silver Sluggers
4 MVPs
Back to back 50 HR seasons
First ever 50 HR, 50 SB season
160 OPS+
3.00 ERA, 1.043 WHIP in 100 GS
11.9 K/9, .661 winning %
143 ERA+
2025 NLCS MVP w/ 3 HR, 10 K in a series clinching game
Best there ever was. Best there ever will be
8 MLB seasons
ROY
5 All Stars
4 Silver Sluggers
4 MVPs
Back to back 50 HR seasons
First ever 50 HR, 50 SB season
160 OPS+
3.00 ERA, 1.043 WHIP in 100 GS
11.9 K/9, .661 winning %
143 ERA+
2025 NLCS MVP w/ 3 HR, 10 K in a series clinching game
Best there ever was. Best there ever will be
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The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Supreme Court’s majority right wing indicated in oral arguments that they think racism is over on the same day that the vice president defended the “I love Hitler” guy, and that the NYT reported that the current administration plans to accept only white, English-speaking refugees.
I have watched *thousands* of baseball games
I have read dozens of baseball books
I scroll through baseball reference dot com for fun like people scroll Instagram
I have never seen, read about, or researched any player that comes anywhere close to Shohei Ohtani. He is the Uni-est of Unicorns
I have read dozens of baseball books
I scroll through baseball reference dot com for fun like people scroll Instagram
I have never seen, read about, or researched any player that comes anywhere close to Shohei Ohtani. He is the Uni-est of Unicorns
October 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have watched *thousands* of baseball games
I have read dozens of baseball books
I scroll through baseball reference dot com for fun like people scroll Instagram
I have never seen, read about, or researched any player that comes anywhere close to Shohei Ohtani. He is the Uni-est of Unicorns
I have read dozens of baseball books
I scroll through baseball reference dot com for fun like people scroll Instagram
I have never seen, read about, or researched any player that comes anywhere close to Shohei Ohtani. He is the Uni-est of Unicorns