Michaela Joffe
@joffeorama.bsky.social
Writer, artist, game designer.
Itch - https://joffeorama.itch.io/
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guys its funnier if he's BAD at giving blow jobs. I don't know how to explain this to you all. you should know this.
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
guys its funnier if he's BAD at giving blow jobs. I don't know how to explain this to you all. you should know this.
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The Bard's Tale III. Wasteland. Wolfenstein 3D. Jazz Jackrabbit 2. Out Of This World. Baldur's Gate II. Neuromancer. Battle Chess. Rock & Roll Racing. And, let us not forget: Super Noah's Ark 3D!
Rebecca's work is everywhere in this industry, and she deserves our support and our love.
Rebecca's work is everywhere in this industry, and she deserves our support and our love.
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October 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Bard's Tale III. Wasteland. Wolfenstein 3D. Jazz Jackrabbit 2. Out Of This World. Baldur's Gate II. Neuromancer. Battle Chess. Rock & Roll Racing. And, let us not forget: Super Noah's Ark 3D!
Rebecca's work is everywhere in this industry, and she deserves our support and our love.
Rebecca's work is everywhere in this industry, and she deserves our support and our love.
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Somebody posted this in a Discord server I'm in and I have to share it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Somebody posted this in a Discord server I'm in and I have to share it.
Das Fursuiten Duten
LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Das Fursuiten Duten
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oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
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I found this excellent report on the hidden costs of ceding control of community health systems to religiously-run institutions with maps showing communities where they are the only option. It also lays out how this can facilitate discrimination.
communitycatalyst.org/wp-content/u...
communitycatalyst.org/wp-content/u...
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I found this excellent report on the hidden costs of ceding control of community health systems to religiously-run institutions with maps showing communities where they are the only option. It also lays out how this can facilitate discrimination.
communitycatalyst.org/wp-content/u...
communitycatalyst.org/wp-content/u...
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I appreciate this graphic. It's also noteworthy that depending on region and insurance, a Catholic hospital may be the only option. If you're an LGBTQ+ person or are pregnant and in need of emergency care, there's a high likelihood a Catholic hospital will fail to treat you with best practices.
Many people dismissed the announcement Catholic hospitals will ban gender-affirming care nationwide under the assumption that there will be other options. In reality, Catholic hospitals make up as much 46% of options in some states. This map is 2020, prior to Trump’s assault on safety net hospitals.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I appreciate this graphic. It's also noteworthy that depending on region and insurance, a Catholic hospital may be the only option. If you're an LGBTQ+ person or are pregnant and in need of emergency care, there's a high likelihood a Catholic hospital will fail to treat you with best practices.
oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oh you hate samus' new friend, the wisecracking loser guy who won't shut up? well what if instead he was a wisecracking loser LADY who won't shut up! jabbering away with her stupid idiot jokey lines, ruining your immersion, samus has to fuck her just to shut her up. I've lost my train of thought.
look, is it FUNNY that there's an epstein email where he says trump blew clinton? yes. its objectively funny. is it funny for homophobic reasons? no. its funny for physical comedy reasons, like in the way mr bean giving a blowjob would be funny. do I want to think about the concept for too long? no.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
look, is it FUNNY that there's an epstein email where he says trump blew clinton? yes. its objectively funny. is it funny for homophobic reasons? no. its funny for physical comedy reasons, like in the way mr bean giving a blowjob would be funny. do I want to think about the concept for too long? no.
bluesky: this user has been banned for suggesting that noted blood thief Dr Pedophile be tricked into playing Those Endearing Young Charms on an exploding piano.
bluesky's dweebs: I don't understand the problem. moderation isn't easy at scale, this was morally correct. I too am scared of pianos.
bluesky's dweebs: I don't understand the problem. moderation isn't easy at scale, this was morally correct. I too am scared of pianos.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
bluesky: this user has been banned for suggesting that noted blood thief Dr Pedophile be tricked into playing Those Endearing Young Charms on an exploding piano.
bluesky's dweebs: I don't understand the problem. moderation isn't easy at scale, this was morally correct. I too am scared of pianos.
bluesky's dweebs: I don't understand the problem. moderation isn't easy at scale, this was morally correct. I too am scared of pianos.
*pouting lingerie woman* "Ever since Qnorbo, every night's the same..." Better learn to crochet BITCH cause Qnorbo's here to stay! He's gotta grab all the Rainbow Drops in Fancy Land, and with 32 bits of brain gnarblin', ball blustin' puzzle action across 4 CRAZY worlds? kiss your boyfriend goodbye!
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
*pouting lingerie woman* "Ever since Qnorbo, every night's the same..." Better learn to crochet BITCH cause Qnorbo's here to stay! He's gotta grab all the Rainbow Drops in Fancy Land, and with 32 bits of brain gnarblin', ball blustin' puzzle action across 4 CRAZY worlds? kiss your boyfriend goodbye!
I don't have a "stim" I have "bits"
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I don't have a "stim" I have "bits"
if you work for the nyt you should definitely keep posting. you will definitely make everyone love and respect you again if you just keep posting. your assorted crimes and failures will definitely not be used against you after the revolution, forcing you to live on the worst island or a cave.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
if you work for the nyt you should definitely keep posting. you will definitely make everyone love and respect you again if you just keep posting. your assorted crimes and failures will definitely not be used against you after the revolution, forcing you to live on the worst island or a cave.
journalists understand class solidarity. thats why they always, always circle the wagons to defend each other from criticism no matter if it means defending horrific bigotry, corruption and conflict of interest, or participation in pedophilic conspiracy. thats why they’re called “nature’s assholes.”
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
journalists understand class solidarity. thats why they always, always circle the wagons to defend each other from criticism no matter if it means defending horrific bigotry, corruption and conflict of interest, or participation in pedophilic conspiracy. thats why they’re called “nature’s assholes.”
if we’re going to get a new wave of feminism out of all this I think it should be louder, angrier and have a wikipedia subsection titled “Notable Fires”
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
if we’re going to get a new wave of feminism out of all this I think it should be louder, angrier and have a wikipedia subsection titled “Notable Fires”
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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And her father ofc sided with the "little boy"🤢
She deserves so much better...
She deserves so much better...
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And her father ofc sided with the "little boy"🤢
She deserves so much better...
She deserves so much better...
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If I speak
A middle school boy created deepfake AI CSAM of his fellow classmate, a 13 year old girl. The girl pleaded with the school but they did nothing and instead put her on a bus with the perpetrator. She ended up hitting him and was expelled but nothing happened to the boy.
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
www.wsaw.com/2025/11/12/g...
Girl, 13, expelled for hitting classmate who made a deepfake porn image of her, lawyers say
A 13-year-old student was expelled from a Louisiana middle school after hitting a male classmate who she said created and shared a deepfake pornographic image of her, according to her family’s lawyers...
www.wsaw.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
If I speak
“mental object ie mobject” is the kind of stupid that is going to stay with me for years as an unwanted mental stim and I hate it.
"skin as part of brain?"
This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
“mental object ie mobject” is the kind of stupid that is going to stay with me for years as an unwanted mental stim and I hate it.
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i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles.
are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?
are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i feel like one thing that we should be making abundantly clear from now on is that the majority of anti-trans consent manufacturers are goddamn pedophiles.
are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?
are you going to believe what a bunch of pedophiles say about us? what does that say about you?
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
for my birthday my gf and I watched the muppet movie. then I broke down each scene we had just finished watching, in exhaustive detail, in order to demonstrate all the occult symbolism that had been woven into the narrative. then she gave me the best blowjob.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
for my birthday my gf and I watched the muppet movie. then I broke down each scene we had just finished watching, in exhaustive detail, in order to demonstrate all the occult symbolism that had been woven into the narrative. then she gave me the best blowjob.
everyone is focusing on the bears' constant shitting and needlessly self-congratulatory rhetoric around their clean asses, but you know what's probably the most fucked up part of the lore? nicknaming one of your three kids "Favorite child." no amount of ply can wipe that kind of parenting away.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
everyone is focusing on the bears' constant shitting and needlessly self-congratulatory rhetoric around their clean asses, but you know what's probably the most fucked up part of the lore? nicknaming one of your three kids "Favorite child." no amount of ply can wipe that kind of parenting away.
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wait, are you telling me the NYTimes possessed news-worthy evidence that it suppressed in favor of a different narrative that was more preferable to their editors?!? 😲 /s 🧵
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
wait, are you telling me the NYTimes possessed news-worthy evidence that it suppressed in favor of a different narrative that was more preferable to their editors?!? 😲 /s 🧵
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I take back all the shit I said about representation earlier it's actually pretty important yall
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I take back all the shit I said about representation earlier it's actually pretty important yall