Mac Fox
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Urban(e) fox | he/him 🏳️🌈 | NSFW | Portland, Oregon | Telegram: t.me/macthefox | say hi :3
Couple sitting behind me on the bus arguing over how to time-manage their polycule, god I love Portland
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Couple sitting behind me on the bus arguing over how to time-manage their polycule, god I love Portland
I hope there’s a special place in hell for people who cut in line
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I hope there’s a special place in hell for people who cut in line
Set a timer for my tea, because sometimes I'll forget about it and accidentally leave my mug of tea steeping for hours
Timer goes off
I go to get my tea and realize I never poured the hot water into the mug
Why is my brain like this????
Timer goes off
I go to get my tea and realize I never poured the hot water into the mug
Why is my brain like this????
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Set a timer for my tea, because sometimes I'll forget about it and accidentally leave my mug of tea steeping for hours
Timer goes off
I go to get my tea and realize I never poured the hot water into the mug
Why is my brain like this????
Timer goes off
I go to get my tea and realize I never poured the hot water into the mug
Why is my brain like this????
A nice thing about the Olympics is having live tv to watch at 4am
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 PM
A nice thing about the Olympics is having live tv to watch at 4am
Me any time I walk into a party
February 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Me any time I walk into a party
Jestermaxxing home cooking until I get framemogged by some Asian cuisine and my cortisol spikes because of executive dysfunction
February 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Jestermaxxing home cooking until I get framemogged by some Asian cuisine and my cortisol spikes because of executive dysfunction
My favorite social media micro-trend of the moment is conservatives going to San Francisco for the Super Bowl and discovering it’s actually really nice there
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
My favorite social media micro-trend of the moment is conservatives going to San Francisco for the Super Bowl and discovering it’s actually really nice there
Bonkers weather for early February
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Bonkers weather for early February
Why is the Green Line always the most dysfunctional MAX line?
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Why is the Green Line always the most dysfunctional MAX line?
Nothing ever happens and it's probably one of the greatest reality shows of all time
my toxic trait is how much I miss Terrace House
February 5, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Nothing ever happens and it's probably one of the greatest reality shows of all time
The Best Way to This Hospital is By Aerial Tram!
YouTube video by Miles in Transit
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Most of the country freezing and covered in ice, meanwhile
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Most of the country freezing and covered in ice, meanwhile
And they say rural America can’t have good urbanism
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
And they say rural America can’t have good urbanism
I would lowkey be a little insulted if I wasn’t in one of these Homeland Security files somewhere
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa":
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
www.kenklippenstein.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I would lowkey be a little insulted if I wasn’t in one of these Homeland Security files somewhere
At the close of Portland Wiener Week, I’m still convinced the traditional Chicago-style hot dog may the the pinnacle of the hot dog arts
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 AM
At the close of Portland Wiener Week, I’m still convinced the traditional Chicago-style hot dog may the the pinnacle of the hot dog arts
I love how clearly you can see the Northeast Corridor line on a map of New Jersey election results
February 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I love how clearly you can see the Northeast Corridor line on a map of New Jersey election results
what makes, some one Type . like this,,
all th time
all th time
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
what makes, some one Type . like this,,
all th time
all th time
You don’t really appreciate just how much contactless payment has sped up bus boarding until you get stuck behind someone trying to pay with cash
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
You don’t really appreciate just how much contactless payment has sped up bus boarding until you get stuck behind someone trying to pay with cash