Michaela Joffe
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joffeorama.bsky.social
Michaela Joffe
@joffeorama.bsky.social
Writer, artist, game designer.
Itch - https://joffeorama.itch.io/
but its also not funny if he hates doing it. its only funny if he was like "this is gonna be the best blow job of your life, bubba" and it was just a regular, terrible, cocaine-fueled straight cis guy blowjob and later at their rich asshole conventions he kept going "hey remember how good I was?"
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Reposted by Michaela Joffe
I found this excellent report on the hidden costs of ceding control of community health systems to religiously-run institutions with maps showing communities where they are the only option. It also lays out how this can facilitate discrimination.

communitycatalyst.org/wp-content/u...
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"how can you say you don't think obvious jokes and meany no-no posts are the EXACT same as the violent transphobia and racism bluesky moderation doesn't act on?" I dunno what to tell you. I guess I can say that because I'm not a fuckin' dweeb. You could try that, but first hey look a piano...
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*angry bikers standing in front of urinals* Are you MAN enough? If you can get through all 9 NIGHMARISH levels without forced bioduplication, YOU'RE A WOMAN and we need you to stop playing Qnorbo because our technology DOESN'T WORK on you. I'm sorry if this is the way you found out because its 2006.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
*doctor looking at an x-ray of Qnorbo Advance boxart in a skull* And you thought Qnorbo was addictive before? With 16 modes of play and DVD quality visuals, your new boyfriend will fall just as those before him. 8 new MEGA bosses that will put his reflexes to the ultimate test before assimilation.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
*various video game characters' shoes laying in smoking piles* Plumbers and hedgehogs beware. He's going to take their boyfriends, extract certain vital essences, then a few months later a nearly identical body returns that moves and speaks with an unmistakable wrongness. Qnorbo. Play to the MAX.
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
*photograph of a carrot taking up 90% of the page* Not just country girls are gonna have to make due. Qnorbo's back in his most outrageous adventure. 16 fast blastin' levels so extreme your boyfriend will be reduced to slurry as his nutrients join those of countless others in our collection vats.
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"8/10" -EGM, "Qnorbo is Puzzle-Rific!" -SuperPlay, "Return my husband, Qnorbo. Where is he?" -1up. Who are we to argue with the critics? Now you can Qnorb on the go with Qnorbo Pocket. All the face numbing action you can cram in the palm of your boyfriend's hand as he is absorbed into the collective
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Reposted by Michaela Joffe
And her father ofc sided with the "little boy"🤢

She deserves so much better...
November 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM