Joe Tank
@joetank.bsky.social
Wake up, babe. “Pope Bars 2025” just dropped.
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Wake up, babe. “Pope Bars 2025” just dropped.
What are your top 5 movie genres? I can only think of two at this hour.
- L.A. noir/noir adjacent period piece set in 30s-50s
- First they don’t like each other. They fight. But then they come to respect one another. And then they’re friends
- L.A. noir/noir adjacent period piece set in 30s-50s
- First they don’t like each other. They fight. But then they come to respect one another. And then they’re friends
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- spot the BBC actor historical
- Utena and things that are basically Utena
- US-Japanese horror movie cross-pollination had a monster baby
- Derek Jacobi is in this, right?
- cosy mystery, or Gundam, why not both?
- spot the BBC actor historical
- Utena and things that are basically Utena
- US-Japanese horror movie cross-pollination had a monster baby
- Derek Jacobi is in this, right?
- cosy mystery, or Gundam, why not both?
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? I can only think of two at this hour.
- L.A. noir/noir adjacent period piece set in 30s-50s
- First they don’t like each other. They fight. But then they come to respect one another. And then they’re friends
- L.A. noir/noir adjacent period piece set in 30s-50s
- First they don’t like each other. They fight. But then they come to respect one another. And then they’re friends
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Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Take note of all these people turning out for protests in small towns in red states.
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
Remember them the next time you’re inclined to write an area off because “they voted for this.”
I haven’t gone outside so far today. Did it rapture yet?
September 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I haven’t gone outside so far today. Did it rapture yet?
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Do you love Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies deck but wish it had more Charles Dickens? “Oblique Expectations” is for you. 273 cards filled with vague aphorisms and public domain artwork, the perfect gift for the creative person in your life.
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Do you love Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies deck but wish it had more Charles Dickens? “Oblique Expectations” is for you. 273 cards filled with vague aphorisms and public domain artwork, the perfect gift for the creative person in your life.
My top 5 film genres:
5. Relatable Beautiful Person picks Frumpy Beautiful Person over Beautiful Beautiful Person
4. In space, unseen threat kills all crew except one
3. Enemies to friends via kung fu
2. Ancient Rome: imperial family drama leads to bloodshed
1. Los Angeles period crime drama
5. Relatable Beautiful Person picks Frumpy Beautiful Person over Beautiful Beautiful Person
4. In space, unseen threat kills all crew except one
3. Enemies to friends via kung fu
2. Ancient Rome: imperial family drama leads to bloodshed
1. Los Angeles period crime drama
my favorite film genres:
5. a frog goes to Hollywood to become famous
4. heist of the famed “baseball diamond” goes awry
3. treasure must be retrieved from an island where Tim Curry is the only human
2. college gang stages show on Broadway despite leading man’s amnesia
1. Tiny Tim does NOT die
5. a frog goes to Hollywood to become famous
4. heist of the famed “baseball diamond” goes awry
3. treasure must be retrieved from an island where Tim Curry is the only human
2. college gang stages show on Broadway despite leading man’s amnesia
1. Tiny Tim does NOT die
my favorite film genres:
5. Let's Put on a Show!
4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life
3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other
2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives
1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
5. Let's Put on a Show!
4. Spunky Broad Absolutely Ruins Square Guy's Well-Ordered Life
3. Hot People Are Mean to Each Other
2. Regular People Are Just Trying to Live Their Lives
1. Crimes Are Occurring but the Real Crime is Systems of Power Inside and Outside the Law
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
My top 5 film genres:
5. Relatable Beautiful Person picks Frumpy Beautiful Person over Beautiful Beautiful Person
4. In space, unseen threat kills all crew except one
3. Enemies to friends via kung fu
2. Ancient Rome: imperial family drama leads to bloodshed
1. Los Angeles period crime drama
5. Relatable Beautiful Person picks Frumpy Beautiful Person over Beautiful Beautiful Person
4. In space, unseen threat kills all crew except one
3. Enemies to friends via kung fu
2. Ancient Rome: imperial family drama leads to bloodshed
1. Los Angeles period crime drama
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A Supreme Court Justice who rules that President Biden can’t forgive student loan debt without an act of Congress, and rules that President Trump and Not An Official Position Musk can cancel any Congressionally-enacted spending they personally dislike, that Justice clearly isn’t ruling based on law.
March 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A Supreme Court Justice who rules that President Biden can’t forgive student loan debt without an act of Congress, and rules that President Trump and Not An Official Position Musk can cancel any Congressionally-enacted spending they personally dislike, that Justice clearly isn’t ruling based on law.
25 Favorite Science Fiction Novels
No particular order, no explanation, just covers. Comments welcome.
Day 1/25
Ancillary Justice,
Ann Leckie
🪐 📚 🚀
No particular order, no explanation, just covers. Comments welcome.
Day 1/25
Ancillary Justice,
Ann Leckie
🪐 📚 🚀
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
25 Favorite Science Fiction Novels
No particular order, no explanation, just covers. Comments welcome.
Day 1/25
Ancillary Justice,
Ann Leckie
🪐 📚 🚀
No particular order, no explanation, just covers. Comments welcome.
Day 1/25
Ancillary Justice,
Ann Leckie
🪐 📚 🚀
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Oh, man, not Gene Hackman.
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
February 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Oh, man, not Gene Hackman.
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
2025 can just fuck right off.
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Gene Hackman...
Listen, it’s a good joke. It’s a great joke, even. But I need you to stop anyway.
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theonion.com/rest-of-part...
Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other
RALEIGH, NC—Breathing a sigh of relief as the pair of new acquaintances talked each other’s ears off without any extra input, the rest of the people attending a party Thursday reportedly thanked fucki...
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Listen, it’s a good joke. It’s a great joke, even. But I need you to stop anyway.
theonion.com/rest-of-part...
theonion.com/rest-of-part...
I found this thread very informative and clarifying
This site includes the "clear guidance" that Trump's EO 14168 mandated should be produced within 30 days to expand on the definition of sex in that order.
This is what the policies of the US Government will be based on. Let's take a walk through...
This is what the policies of the US Government will be based on. Let's take a walk through...
NEW: HHS launches anti-transgender campaign featuring Riley Gaines. It seeks to ban gender affirming care and require the federal health agencies to eliminate recognition of trans people.
womenshealth.gov/protecting-w...
womenshealth.gov/protecting-w...
February 20, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I found this thread very informative and clarifying
If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
January 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
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Between egg prices and tariffs on one of the world's largest coffee producers, Trump is launching the world's first ever War on Breakfast.
January 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Between egg prices and tariffs on one of the world's largest coffee producers, Trump is launching the world's first ever War on Breakfast.
@iberia-lae.bsky.social Hey Iberia, what’s up with flight 337 Madrid to Miami? It was supposed to leave 2.5 hours ago, and we haven’t had any real updates about what’s going on.
January 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
@iberia-lae.bsky.social Hey Iberia, what’s up with flight 337 Madrid to Miami? It was supposed to leave 2.5 hours ago, and we haven’t had any real updates about what’s going on.
I know society is getting less formal every year, but if you’re not at least a Count, it’s Nosferavous to you.
January 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I know society is getting less formal every year, but if you’re not at least a Count, it’s Nosferavous to you.
Wildfire season in Portugal
September 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Wildfire season in Portugal
First album you bought with your own money.
August 11, 2024 at 7:45 PM
First album you bought with your own money.
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buckaroos know this classic way
June 18, 2024 at 11:57 PM
buckaroos know this classic way