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Wake up, babe. “Pope Bars 2025” just dropped.
Pope Leo appears to be singing into a microphone The late Pope Francis appears to be rapping into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
October 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Do you love Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies deck but wish it had more Charles Dickens? “Oblique Expectations” is for you. 273 cards filled with vague aphorisms and public domain artwork, the perfect gift for the creative person in your life.
Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel. Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel. Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel. Line drawing from a Charles Dickens novel.
April 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Above Zurich
View of Zurich from Uetliberg View of Lake Zurich and the Alps from Uetliberg View of Lake Zurich and the Alps from Uetliberg
March 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Screen capture of TSLA stock price
March 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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25 Favorite Science Fiction Novels
No particular order, no explanation, just covers. Comments welcome.
Day 1/25
Ancillary Justice,
Ann Leckie
🪐 📚 🚀
The cover of the novel Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie
March 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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An excerpt from Mr. Milchick’s performance review from the tv show Severance. The heading is “Uses Too Many Big Words” Mr. Milchick from the tv show Severance with the caption “They’re just jealous of me. It’s my right to ascertain things. You should talk to them about their being upset about my… ascertenation.“
February 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Happy birthday from my cat (and me) to yours!
A long-haired white cat, sleeping
February 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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If you see this, quote with a bridge from your gallery
The Clifton Suspension Bridge in Bristol UK
January 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Nazaré, Portugal
Nazaré, Portugal
November 26, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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Una looking very snuggly.
A fluffy white cat curled up on a duvet in late afternoon sunlight.
November 5, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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Wildfire season in Portugal
Street scene with an unnaturally red sun in the sky
September 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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First album you bought with your own money.
The Doors Greatest Hits album sleeve
August 11, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Reminds me of one of my favorite tweets.
A tweet from Dan Barker that says: Russell Brand’s writing feels like someone is about to shout “PARKLIFE!” at the end of every sentence.
July 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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If you see this, post something yellow.
A handwritten poster in Spanish advertising for players for a new rock band. Seen in Mexico City in December 2022.
May 22, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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Using an image or a gif, show a movie you are sure you have seen more than 10 times.
Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce in a scene from L.A. Confidential.
May 15, 2024 at 10:57 AM
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Corner shot of a red building with the words “UMI ICHI” on one side. “SHARK MUSEUM” is on the other side, along with an outline drawing of a shark and some Japanese writing. This is the Shark Museum in Kesennuma, Japan.
February 18, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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Candy hearts with Succession quotes. Idea from Amy Ash @lolennui.bsky.social
Green candy heart with the words "U LITTLE SLIME PUPPY"
February 15, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Green candy heart with the message "I WONDER IF THE SAD I’D BE WITHOUT YOU WOULD BE LESS THAN THE SAD I GET FROM BEING WITH YOU"
February 15, 2024 at 3:22 AM
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Squirrel Picnic Table Day 2: No activity.
A miniature wooden picnic table with a red umbrella mounted on an evergreen tree trunk. The table surface is covered with peanuts in the shell.
February 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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A white long haired cat sitting on a wood floor near a red rug. A white long haired cat looking into an open drawer A white long haired cat sitting on a windowsill A white long haired cat sitting on a black pleather couch
January 29, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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An image of singer Joey Fatone with the caption “Joey Pantone” and 8 labels indicating very approximate Pantone color values for different parts of the image.
December 30, 2023 at 9:29 PM
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This is a joke that maybe two of my friends will get.
AI face merge of the rapper, Bun B, and the drummer of Cheap Trick, Bun E. Carlos, with the superimposed caption “Bun B. Carlos”
December 22, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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Milhouse Van Houten without his eyeglasses
December 21, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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penny-penny, then. Closest I could find is this penny-penny-farthing
Tandem penny farthing bike with two large wheels and one small wheel
November 24, 2023 at 2:13 PM