Schiappa
@joeschiappa.bsky.social
Comedy person and professional talker
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Joe Camel should be a walk around character at Six Flags
March 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Joe Camel should be a walk around character at Six Flags
PFT in a Broadway musical immediately
If you or someone you love also has video of me singing this song from last year’s VarieTourpia, please send it to varietopia@gmail.com. Your video will be part of a project and you WILL be entitled to me thanking you!
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Paul F. Tompkins sings Olivia Rodrigo’s “Vampire” at Varietopia, Charleston, SC 11/23/24
YouTube video by Electric_Esoterica
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March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
PFT in a Broadway musical immediately
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now that every writer’s been forced to pivot to a one-man-show newsletter, every post is like ‘i wrote about Anora (2024), the end of the USSR, vladimir putin, child labor laws, Alf, and the postmodernism of fredric jameson ❤️’
March 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
now that every writer’s been forced to pivot to a one-man-show newsletter, every post is like ‘i wrote about Anora (2024), the end of the USSR, vladimir putin, child labor laws, Alf, and the postmodernism of fredric jameson ❤️’
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
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Biggest lie I tell is when someone recommends a piece of media to me and I say " oh hell yeah I'll put it on the list!"
There is no list I'm gonna watch the same dozen shows and two dozen movies I always do
There is no list I'm gonna watch the same dozen shows and two dozen movies I always do
March 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Biggest lie I tell is when someone recommends a piece of media to me and I say " oh hell yeah I'll put it on the list!"
There is no list I'm gonna watch the same dozen shows and two dozen movies I always do
There is no list I'm gonna watch the same dozen shows and two dozen movies I always do
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He looks like he’s trying to figure out if the copyright page is part of the novel or not.
March 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
He looks like he’s trying to figure out if the copyright page is part of the novel or not.
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Getting through the 8 second waltzy part in the middle of God Only Knows before it goes back to being good.
March 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Getting through the 8 second waltzy part in the middle of God Only Knows before it goes back to being good.
We’re Sun Chips, And The USDA Said We Can Be Called Vegetables – Weekly Humorist
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February 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac
February 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Looks like this wedding invite says Godzilla Plus One
January 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Looks like this wedding invite says Godzilla Plus One
Your Info Has Been Found On Some Dark Chocolate Web Sites
January 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Your Info Has Been Found On Some Dark Chocolate Web Sites
I am excited for Dune 2's Oscar noms because it was the only movie I saw last year and probably the only movie I will have seen in years to come.
January 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am excited for Dune 2's Oscar noms because it was the only movie I saw last year and probably the only movie I will have seen in years to come.
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“There are just two basic stories in horror, two simple ones—evil is outside and evil is in here.”
Happy birthday, the master himself, John Carpenter …
Happy birthday, the master himself, John Carpenter …
January 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“There are just two basic stories in horror, two simple ones—evil is outside and evil is in here.”
Happy birthday, the master himself, John Carpenter …
Happy birthday, the master himself, John Carpenter …
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In an effort to bring you a little emotional relief and hard-earned joy in a time when we desperately need both, thanks to very generous support from our friends at NEON, we invite you to join us for expanded FREE programming in our beautiful Eagle Theatre. 🎟️: bit.ly/4hem70H
January 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In an effort to bring you a little emotional relief and hard-earned joy in a time when we desperately need both, thanks to very generous support from our friends at NEON, we invite you to join us for expanded FREE programming in our beautiful Eagle Theatre. 🎟️: bit.ly/4hem70H
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Found this poster while going through stuff, it might be the most important thing I own.
January 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Found this poster while going through stuff, it might be the most important thing I own.
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crying lmfaooooooooooooooooo
January 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
crying lmfaooooooooooooooooo