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Joel Jambon
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Freelance Musician (piano & singing). Work at hotel in French Quarter, live in Faubourg Marigny
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
October 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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There's no more fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk than the one they're giving him right now: nominally Christian survivors on the same grift clambering over one another for more publicity, capped by the shambling, lurching embodiment of everything they long to be. You couldn't write anything meaner
September 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pixy Styx
The Bee Cheese
Make a band food:

Flan Halen
August 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Gonna create chatGPT 8 but its not an AI, its just a chatroom that gets people who are using AI for social connection to talk to each other instead.
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Briss In Pocket
I Ouch Myself
Tart Me Up
Change (replace or add) one letter, ruin a song:

"You’re So Van"
"Time After Tim"
"Helm!"
August 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Entered a BDSM competition for best submissive and I was tied for first place
August 8, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship.

Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.
April 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The most enraging but also weirdly the only encouraging thing about that latest Once In A Generation (if only) crash is this one is so fixable. There’s no Covid, no subprime lending, just a dumb move that could be undone tomorrow. One man’s ego is the only obstacle.
April 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
So fantastic. (And glad they posted the whole song and not just a clip!)
From the 1982 MDA telethon, I challenge you to keep the surreal dissonance of this performance of “Jessie’s Girl” from burrowing deep into your brain…
March 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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This one’s resonating with people so heres some advice for right now right now
March 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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BREAKING: A Royal Caribbean ship, chartered by an LGBTQ+ vacation company, rescued 11 refugees adrift in the Gulf of Mexico for days today.
VACAYA CEO Randle Roper told me about the harrowing rescue at sea.

www.advocate.com/news/gay-cru...
BREAKING: LGBTQ+ cruise rescues 11 refugees adrift in the Gulf of Mexico
Video footage from the ship shows a yellow rescue boat traveling between the refugees’ vessel and the cruise ship, bringing them aboard in small groups.
www.advocate.com
February 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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A fundamental story of the last decade is that a lot of basically incompetent people got fed up by competent people telling them they were wrong, constructed a more welcoming alternative ecosystem of competency cosplayers, and then somehow turned the whole government over to them.
February 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I don’t want him to die. I want him to suffer; beg, plead, suffer some more, continue to beg, plead, continue suffering, feeling constant excruciating pain in every atom of his tan encrusted carcass, and only when everyone responsible is held accountable and balance is restored, then he can die
January 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Make a band meatier.
R.E.M.
(but the r stands for rib and the m stands for marbled)
Make a band meatier.

Limp Brisket
Make a band meatier.

Ok. The Meatier Puppets.
January 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Snowing in New Orleans! This is freakin’ crazy!
January 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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If Republicans are OK with the "Roman Salute" that Musk did then please start using it from now. Exactly how he did it. Begin your press conferences this way. Your Youtube shows. Go for it. Do it in Europe when you're traveling.
January 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Fact: Wilson Phillips’ first 3 singles were "Hold On,"
"Release Me," and "Impulsive.” 😆
January 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Despicable hypocrite
November 23, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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"Let's stop giving Mike Johnson and John Kennedy a pass on their hypocrisy: They claim they’re guided by faith and the Constitution, so reporters should start asking them about that more often," new by me. robertmann.substack.com/p/lets-stop-...
Let's stop giving Mike Johnson and John Kennedy a pass on their hypocrisy
They claim they’re guided by faith and the Constitution, so reporters should start asking them about that more often
robertmann.substack.com
November 21, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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The Loge, by Mary Cassatt, 1878-80, @CoachBrianKelly
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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This blurb for a New York mag article reads like a star wars scroll
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM