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facially reconstructed cyborg Bond incoming
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
facially reconstructed cyborg Bond incoming
emergency nr because I'm going to see the movie on Friday. not strictly Noirvember fare but I do reserve a traditional cyberpunk carve-out so it's not bothering me that much
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
emergency nr because I'm going to see the movie on Friday. not strictly Noirvember fare but I do reserve a traditional cyberpunk carve-out so it's not bothering me that much
brother's wife's mom was telling me and showing me pictures of seeing the Eagles at The Sphere and then afterwards she was texting about it and meant to say something like "I got a kick out of" talking to me about it but instead said "I got off on it"
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
brother's wife's mom was telling me and showing me pictures of seeing the Eagles at The Sphere and then afterwards she was texting about it and meant to say something like "I got a kick out of" talking to me about it but instead said "I got off on it"
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Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Getting upset watching E.T. because he's always wanting to go "home" — never to work
would you like to hear ze news monsieur
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
would you like to hear ze news monsieur
that is one small building
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
that is one small building
my God this is satisfying
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
my God this is satisfying
I'm trying to decode the logic of the reference and I've determined that there isn't any
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm trying to decode the logic of the reference and I've determined that there isn't any
me surveying my domain
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
me surveying my domain
my mom re my dad's funeral: "I wish I didn't have to do any of this." teachable moment for my belief system of Fuckoffism
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
my mom re my dad's funeral: "I wish I didn't have to do any of this." teachable moment for my belief system of Fuckoffism
it's so funny to disagree with someone. you straight up think they have a stupid belief but you're just like ok
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
it's so funny to disagree with someone. you straight up think they have a stupid belief but you're just like ok
imagine saying you "love noir" and not knowing this...
IMPORTANT INFORMATION: Your local library can provide you with a wide variety of mid-century crime novels
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
imagine saying you "love noir" and not knowing this...
Batman was pretty much just repurposed Danny Elfman right, so it's out, no offense. the X-Men theme had some sort of plagiarism issue so I'm going to disqualify it too, as catchy as it is. that leaves us with the true songcraft masterwork of Joe Perry
This raises an important question! Which 90's animated superhero series had the BEST theme song?
- Spider-Man
- Batman: TAS
- X-Men
- Other
- Spider-Man
- Batman: TAS
- X-Men
- Other
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Batman was pretty much just repurposed Danny Elfman right, so it's out, no offense. the X-Men theme had some sort of plagiarism issue so I'm going to disqualify it too, as catchy as it is. that leaves us with the true songcraft masterwork of Joe Perry
currently annoyed that the Red Harvest stories are not included in the so-called Complete Continental Op collection I have been chipping away at for years. I have been wanting to reread the novel and it would have been cool to do so in its original serial form
November 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
currently annoyed that the Red Harvest stories are not included in the so-called Complete Continental Op collection I have been chipping away at for years. I have been wanting to reread the novel and it would have been cool to do so in its original serial form
I don't know who Ro Khanna is but this made me laugh a lot
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I don't know who Ro Khanna is but this made me laugh a lot
Castro W
Timeflies
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Castro W
I watched Timecrimes again (what a fun movie to show people who don't know it) and am thinking about the Cronenberg remake that was supposed to happen. I was really struck this time by how much potential this could have had
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I watched Timecrimes again (what a fun movie to show people who don't know it) and am thinking about the Cronenberg remake that was supposed to happen. I was really struck this time by how much potential this could have had
slim chance I will be back in Austin in time to see Gumby in a theater. I have made peace that it might not happen and have discarded some maximally annoying ways that I could pull it off but I see a narrow but achievable pathway towards success
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
slim chance I will be back in Austin in time to see Gumby in a theater. I have made peace that it might not happen and have discarded some maximally annoying ways that I could pull it off but I see a narrow but achievable pathway towards success
it's ironic that having a parent die can free you from virtually any obligation there is ... except for the funeral
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
it's ironic that having a parent die can free you from virtually any obligation there is ... except for the funeral
I still say he was involved
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I still say he was involved
might be losing my drive-in movie virginity this week
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
might be losing my drive-in movie virginity this week
my parents' (my mom's? yikes) house is situated so that if I am sitting in "my" room with the door completely open nobody can see the doorway. long story short, people in general tend to be extremely lax about throwing around nap accusations
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my parents' (my mom's? yikes) house is situated so that if I am sitting in "my" room with the door completely open nobody can see the doorway. long story short, people in general tend to be extremely lax about throwing around nap accusations
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Noirvember must go on
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Noirvember must go on