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Joe (Wintermean)
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cheetah.bsky.social
I was born in April 1805

Napoleon was master of Europe

Only the BRITISH FLEET stood before him

Oceans were now battlefields
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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mothersbasement.bsky.social
American Fascism is so fucking lame, bro. Mussolini called back to Rome. Nazis made up this whole batshit aryan mythology to paper over Germany’s actual history as backwater barbarians. MAGA’s just like “remember when ads were full of white people and cars didn’t have pussy liberal crumple zones?”
October 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
mods are asleep, post rare datas
Stunt double, presumably, playing Lt Cmdr Data while Brent Spiner, nearby, is dressed as Lore. They're in a Star Trek hallway.
July 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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brendanmcaleer.bsky.social
At this point just posting Mazda Porters to help the TL
A green Mazda Porter kei truck. It's got round headlights and looks slightly like a cartoon bear. A green Mazda Porter kei truck. In this case the front air duct is open and resembles a nose. An early Porter kei truck in black and white. No front air intake. A green Mazda Porter kei truck, front on. There's a yellow kei truck with stacked headlights in back of shot that also looks fun.
July 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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kleinman.bsky.social
FREEZE FRAME
Well them Duke boys gotta be wondering right now whether they should be doing more to lower carbon emissions
accuweather.com AccuWeather @accuweather.com · Jun 23
Video captured the moment a road buckled and sent a car flying as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday.
June 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online
The Chicken Lady
June 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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qasimrashid.com
At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them.

ABC might as well be state media.
June 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social • 1d People keep saying, about the Elon vs. Trump drama, "the girls are fighting." You realize that's misogyny, right? And it's not clever. Mocking two egomaniacal billionaires shouldn't come at the expense of women. If your insult relies on misogyny, it's not the burn you think it is.
June 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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rubinallergy.bsky.social
Autism is not a disease and these kids are not damaged, despite what HHS Secretary Kennedy says.
April 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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buny.bsky.social
this really is what it’s like
Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.
March 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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ktwfc.bsky.social
Chrono Trigger
March 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
March 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
Hell yeah brother real quick though who is deciding who is a “gang member” and what the “crimes” they committed are and what “legal status” means right now?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · Mar 17
I’m totally fine with deporting gang members who commit crimes who don’t have legal status.

I just don’t want Tom Homan or an ICE agent grabbing anyone off the street and flying them to a prison in El Salvador while claiming they are all of those things with zero due process.
March 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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esqueer.net
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
Aimonetti Justin Aimonetti, Justin W. Justin.W.Aimonetti@doge.eop.gov Altik Jacob Altik, Jacob R. Jacob.R.Altik@doge.eop.gov Armstrong Anthony Armstrong, Anthony J. Anthony.J.Armstrong@doge.eop.gov Balajadia Jennifer Balajadia, Jennifer Jennifer.Balajadia@doge.eop.gov Beynon Alexandra Beynon, Alexandra T. Alexandra.T.Beynon@doge.eop.govBiasini Riccardo Biasini, Riccardo N. Riccardo.N.Biasini@doge.eop.gov Bobba Akash Bobba, Akash N. Akash.N.Bobba@doge.eop.gov Boizelle Ashley Boizelle, Ashley S. Ashley.S.Boizelle@doge.eop.gov Bryant Emily Bryant, Emily L. Emily.L.Bryant@doge.eop.gov Burnham James Burnham, James James.Burnham@doge.eop.gov Coristine Edward Coristine, Edward H. Edward.H.Coristine@doge.eop.gov Davis Steven Davis, Steven M. Steven.M.Davis@doge.eop.gov Elez Marko Elez, Marko Marko.Elez@doge.eop.gov Farritor Luke Farritor, Luke E. Luke.E.Farritor@doge.eop.gov Fox Joshua Fox, Joshua Joshua.Fox@doge.eop.gov Hanley Joshua Hanley, Joshua A. Joshua.A.Hanley@doge.eop.gov Holmes Stephanie Holmes, Stephanie M. Stephanie.M.Holmes@doge.eop.gov Killian Gautier Killian, Gautier C. Gautier.C.Killian@doge.eop.gov Kmiec Keenan Kmiec, Keenan D. Keenan.D.Kmiec@doge.eop.gov Lahera Nicholas Lahera, Nicholas Nicholas.Lahera@doge.eop.gov Lindemann Kendall Lindemann, Kendall M. Kendall.M.Lindemann@doge.eop.gov Musk Elon Musk, Elon R. erm71@who.eop.gov Peters Noah Peters, Noah Noah.Peters@doge.eop.gov Rajpal Nikhil Rajpal, Nikhil Nikhil.Rajpal@doge.eop.gov Ramada Adam Ramada, Adam Adam.Ramada@doge.eop.gov Raynor Austin Raynor, Austin L. Austin.L.Raynor@doge.eop.gov Schutt Kyle Schutt, Kyle L. Kyle.L.Schutt@doge.eop.gov Shaotran Ethan Shaotran, Ethan Ethan.Shaotran@doge.eop.gov Smith Brad Smith, Brad M. Brad.M.Smith@doge.eop.gov Stanley Christopher Stanley, Christopher A. Christopher.Stanley@doge.eop.gov Wick Jordan Wick, Jordan K. Jordan.K.Wick@doge.eop.gov Wiles Susan Wiles, Susan S. Susan.S.Wiles@doge.eop.gov
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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willharrisinva.bsky.social
Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.

R.I.P., George
March 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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joltzz.bsky.social
This right here is a New Years masterpiece if anybody is looking for a NYE pic.
December 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I don’t know why I did this but it sort of works
Riker saying the clitoris thing
December 20, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
y’all know what time it is
It’s the scene with the cue cards from love actually only with the introductory cards from master and commander on them
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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vanoreo.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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thoughtrise.bsky.social
umberto eco's sentiment about buying "too many" books absolutely applies to games 🙏
picture of Umberto Eco in a room of wall-to-wall books that says: “Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say . about home libraries: "It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones. "There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion. "If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the ‘medicine closet’ and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That's why you should always have a nutrition choice! "Those who buy only one book, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to books, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love books know that a book is anything but a commodity."
November 27, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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aftermath.site
Bring back the UMD, you cowards:

aftermath.site/sony-new-pla...
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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mbhare.bsky.social
Repost this if Trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons (below, a diverse collection of implicitly trans people wielding trans pride flags and also huge scifi arm cannons)
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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joeberkowitz.bsky.social
My life was much better 5 seconds ago, just before I found out Snake Plissken’s real name is “Bob”
November 20, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
Your body, my Choi *dude getting gunned down*
November 8, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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lockit.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 4:31 PM