Brendan
@brendanmcaleer.bsky.social
Ludicrous misuse of the language. Bylines at Car and Driver, Road and Track, Hagerty, Autocar, Driving.ca, etc
Pinned
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait no Violets are, famously, violet
Oh I get it love is blind
Violets are blue
Wait no Violets are, famously, violet
Oh I get it love is blind
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait no Violets are, famously, violet
Oh I get it love is blind
Violets are blue
Wait no Violets are, famously, violet
Oh I get it love is blind
Walking into IKEA. Oh hey, breakfast is only a buck. Wait. Uh-oh.
*lineup of 200 people*
*lineup of 200 people*
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Walking into IKEA. Oh hey, breakfast is only a buck. Wait. Uh-oh.
*lineup of 200 people*
*lineup of 200 people*
*explains current events to brake pedal*
February 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
*explains current events to brake pedal*
Third in line behind Bif Naked at a Safeway in Kits or Kerrisdale.
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Third in line behind Bif Naked at a Safeway in Kits or Kerrisdale.
Breaking: very serious financial system thinks moon is path to cheese
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Breaking: very serious financial system thinks moon is path to cheese
typical Honda handles like it's on rails
The car was removed from the tracks around 1:30 p.m. & normal service has resumed! Our Intrusion Detection Warning system did its job by alerting our command center of a fence breach & obstruction. Thank you to Fairfax County Fire/Rescue for their assistance!
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
typical Honda handles like it's on rails
um yeah duh it's electric
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
um yeah duh it's electric
All right who wants to see decade-plus shots from Mazda's Irvine underground garage?
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 AM
All right who wants to see decade-plus shots from Mazda's Irvine underground garage?
I set up this photoshoot for a story about Elsie MacGill, the first female aeronautical engineer, responsible for 10% of total WWII Hurricane production, and oh yeah drove stick despite being a polio survivor.
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I set up this photoshoot for a story about Elsie MacGill, the first female aeronautical engineer, responsible for 10% of total WWII Hurricane production, and oh yeah drove stick despite being a polio survivor.
It’s still about 30 min before cat’s dinner time. She staring at me with an expression like
For sale
Food dish
Never used
For sale
Food dish
Never used
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
It’s still about 30 min before cat’s dinner time. She staring at me with an expression like
For sale
Food dish
Never used
For sale
Food dish
Never used
In an argument I have made at length, this is an entire generation's 1932 Ford coupe.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
In an argument I have made at length, this is an entire generation's 1932 Ford coupe.
Toast marshmallows and try not to break the Space-Time continuum.
So this plumber eats mushrooms to fight evil turtles to rescue a princess.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Toast marshmallows and try not to break the Space-Time continuum.
Is that watercress? Whoever made this is the worst Norwegian since Vidkun Quisling.
Originally read this as "and other godless toppings on this Norwegian pizza"
February 9, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Is that watercress? Whoever made this is the worst Norwegian since Vidkun Quisling.
Post a banger that isn’t in English.
Warning: get ready to run through walls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e061...
Warning: get ready to run through walls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e061...
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Post a banger that isn’t in English.
Warning: get ready to run through walls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e061...
Warning: get ready to run through walls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e061...
Congratulations to the Super Bowl Champion
*checks notes*
Frasier Crane
*checks notes*
Frasier Crane
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Congratulations to the Super Bowl Champion
*checks notes*
Frasier Crane
*checks notes*
Frasier Crane
Super Bowl LX is okay, but I would recommend Super Bowl Sport or Super Bowl GT for enthusiasts.
February 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Super Bowl LX is okay, but I would recommend Super Bowl Sport or Super Bowl GT for enthusiasts.
David McMurtry to his test driver
February 8, 2026 at 11:57 PM
David McMurtry to his test driver
Reposted by Brendan
Starring in Issue 5 of Copacetic, it’s a Golf you’ve probably driven. Well, digitally at least. The HPA Motorsports R32, which won best-in-show at SEMA 2004, and was then licensed by Polyphony to appear in Gran Turismo.
In shops this week, or order here: copaceticmagazine.co.uk/product-cate...
In shops this week, or order here: copaceticmagazine.co.uk/product-cate...
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Starring in Issue 5 of Copacetic, it’s a Golf you’ve probably driven. Well, digitally at least. The HPA Motorsports R32, which won best-in-show at SEMA 2004, and was then licensed by Polyphony to appear in Gran Turismo.
In shops this week, or order here: copaceticmagazine.co.uk/product-cate...
In shops this week, or order here: copaceticmagazine.co.uk/product-cate...
Funny thing this AM. Went up to the Cypress lookout to get some sunrise shots and there was an older guy up there doing a Timelapse with a big setup. When I went to take a picture he said “Film Camera!” excitedly and whipped out a pocket digital and took several pictures of *me*
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Funny thing this AM. Went up to the Cypress lookout to get some sunrise shots and there was an older guy up there doing a Timelapse with a big setup. When I went to take a picture he said “Film Camera!” excitedly and whipped out a pocket digital and took several pictures of *me*