jodiewrites.bsky.social
@jodiewrites.bsky.social
Middle aged cottage-core wolverine. Big love and deep rage.
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?

My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why doesthis feel like a @neonheartbeat.bsky.social poast
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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3) The effort is the juice! The effort is the high! Mastery of a skill is an unparalleled buzz. "Having written" is nice yes, we all joke about that, but *the making is the pleasure*. Men who've never experienced that, trying to steal it because ironically *they do not know its value*, is a sin.
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Tired: Big Naturals

Wired:
December 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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All I want for Christmas is some precedented times.
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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So after we got over that whole McCarthyism crap in the 50s, we got the freedom of the 60s and the weirdness of the 70s and I just really hope I'm around to see straight men in makeup and crop tops and heels in 2040, dancing to Space Disco with long hair and mustaches once we're through ALL THIS.
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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The right to abuse children is central to Christian white nationalism + patriarchy.

Sesame Street + Mr. Rodgers + universal childcare + healthcare are revolutionary for a reason.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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meme potential is through the roof
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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"As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free," goes harder than any Civil War song has any right to go.
December 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
And most of those people are people who are related to you and can't believe that you would actually stand up for yourself! They can go kick rocks!
One of my fundamental beliefs is that I should not have to talk to people who have been cruel to me. You might be surprised to learn how often -- and vociferously -- people disagree with me about that.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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I say this with absolute sincerity:

A Muppets miniseries in the same vein as Max Landis' "Boy's Night" webcomic.

@jametc.bsky.social would draw it.
Okay, you get to write ONE dream comic mini-series, featuring characters you did not create.

What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Skill issue tbh if I woke up in a room full of swords I would simply become More Lesbian (guy in the picture There Is Still Time)

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
I think about this post constantly
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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This is awesome. Print is such a good way to get around a bunch of distribution (and surveillance!) mechanisms that seem otherwise mandatory in this very gross economy. It is really nice to see it spelled out like this.

It works great for us, and it'll work great for other places!
404 Media is making a print zine! About the surveillance technologies used by ICE. 16 pages, riso printed. Shipping early January. Features reworked versions of our best reporting and a few new things. We're very excited! And hope to do more if people like it:

www.404media.co/404-media-is...
404 Media Is Making a Zine
We are publishing a risograph-printed zine about the surveillance technologies used by ICE.
www.404media.co
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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If Benoit Blanc is such a great detective, why hasn’t he noticed these are all the same guy
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Doesn't require 8 liters of water per card
if you're into AI "advisors" and find their insights helpful, may I non-ironically recommend seriously considering: tarot

- connection to your subconscious
- therapeutic or confessional as need be
- patterns of meaning
- self-determined takeaways
- no need to google facts afterwards
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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late night, coffee-fueled graphic design. i'm not going to explain #lucanisdellamorte #spitedellamorte
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM