Josh Nazlian
@jnazty.bsky.social
Teacher, bad runner, trying to distract myself with sports as the world burns
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I always wonder how Nelli would be viewed if he came through at a team like last year’s Forest team. I imagine he’d be banging in goals for a more transitional team and valued at a ridiculous fee.
When we have a fast break opportunity and one of our midfielders picks up the ball, there’s no one I’d rather see ahead of them than Martinelli.
Seeing him about to make a run in behind into space feels like someone stepping up to the penalty spot.
Seeing him about to make a run in behind into space feels like someone stepping up to the penalty spot.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I always wonder how Nelli would be viewed if he came through at a team like last year’s Forest team. I imagine he’d be banging in goals for a more transitional team and valued at a ridiculous fee.
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Foden had so many chances today, if only he could have put them on a plate for himself
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Foden had so many chances today, if only he could have put them on a plate for himself
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On Marco van Basten, the demands of modern football, and some specific ways Arsenal can target Spurs.
The long game
On getting fit, navigating the schedule, and beating Spurs
billycarpenter.substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
On Marco van Basten, the demands of modern football, and some specific ways Arsenal can target Spurs.
“Smoke on planes. Smack stewardesses on the ass. Get blasted on whiskey-cokes. Bring back segregated airports. That’s how we make travel good again”—Duffy, probably
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Smoke on planes. Smack stewardesses on the ass. Get blasted on whiskey-cokes. Bring back segregated airports. That’s how we make travel good again”—Duffy, probably
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
Even if the numbers that are claimed here were true, it still accounts for just 1.65% of SNAP beneficiaries. It’s sensationalism and lying to allow for the starvation of people.
Brooke Rollins on food stamps: "We know the SNAP program is rife with fraud... what we've found is stunning. 186,000 deceased individuals receiving benefits, 500,000 getting 2 times the benefit, we found thousands of individuals getting benefits in 6 different states. It is one thing after another."
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Even if the numbers that are claimed here were true, it still accounts for just 1.65% of SNAP beneficiaries. It’s sensationalism and lying to allow for the starvation of people.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
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Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
November 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted.
Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.
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“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
Every accusation is a confession. It’s a rule that is always true with the GOP
Scalise: "Ronald Reagan said it best: Freedom is only one generation away from extinction if we don't fight to defend it. Those words of Reagan's still ring true today."
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Every accusation is a confession. It’s a rule that is always true with the GOP
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mikel merino when it's time to do some weird touch that has 1/100000 chance of coming off
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
mikel merino when it's time to do some weird touch that has 1/100000 chance of coming off
Vance has to downplay this because he probably agrees with most of—if not all of—it.
The leaked chats between Young Republican leaders were obviously disgusting.
JD Vance’s efforts to downplay the scandal and complain about “pearl clutching” made an awful story worse. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
JD Vance’s efforts to downplay the scandal and complain about “pearl clutching” made an awful story worse. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
JD Vance tries to downplay leak of disgusting Young Republican chats
For the vice president to suggest it’s “pearl clutching” to condemn those who were part of a racist group chat says a great deal about his judgment.
www.msnbc.com
October 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Vance has to downplay this because he probably agrees with most of—if not all of—it.
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Goebbles or Miller?
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Goebbles or Miller?
Alternative headline: Vice President bolsters the legacy of a misogynistic, xenophobic, and racist podcaster.
Vice President Vance has used his perch to bolster Charlie Kirk’s legacy since the Sept. 10 killing, solidifying his role as standard-bearer for his movement.
Vance leads Charlie Kirk’s mourning, cementing place in powerful movement
Vice President JD Vance has moved quickly to lead the public mourning for his friend, Charlie Kirk, solidifying his role as standard-bearer for his movement.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Alternative headline: Vice President bolsters the legacy of a misogynistic, xenophobic, and racist podcaster.
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Why didn't you just try to win, Arne?
Different stories
The narrative engine hits overdrive, already
redstory.substack.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Why didn't you just try to win, Arne?
As a Cowboys fan living in the US, I’m straight up not having a good time.
its fun seeing "americas team" honor the nickname by circling the toilet due to mismanagement by a dictatorial, dementia addled old man in a position of power hes unqualified for
August 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
As a Cowboys fan living in the US, I’m straight up not having a good time.
Susan Collins is the literal personification of “thoughts and prayers”
You're not going to believe this but Susan Collins is "extremely alarmed"
August 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Susan Collins is the literal personification of “thoughts and prayers”
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If you want to put back statues and memorials and names of Confederate traitors while tearing down museum exhibitions on slavery because they don't show the greatness of the nation... the nation whose history you're celebrating is whiteness. The kind of nationalist you are is a white nationalist.
August 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you want to put back statues and memorials and names of Confederate traitors while tearing down museum exhibitions on slavery because they don't show the greatness of the nation... the nation whose history you're celebrating is whiteness. The kind of nationalist you are is a white nationalist.
For anyone who lives outside the District, it’s vitally important to ask/demand that your representatives endorse DC statehood. It’s literal nonrepresentation for hundreds of thousands of Americans, for no legitimate reason.
President Trump is seizing control over DC police in a baseless act of political theater.
It's time to make Washington, DC a state to protect the rights of everyone who lives in our nation's capital.
It's time to make Washington, DC a state to protect the rights of everyone who lives in our nation's capital.
Norton slams ‘historic assault’ on DC home rule by Trump
Del. Eleanor Holmes Norton criticizes President Trump's crime crackdown as an attack on D.C.'s autonomy and calls for statehood.
thehill.com
August 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
For anyone who lives outside the District, it’s vitally important to ask/demand that your representatives endorse DC statehood. It’s literal nonrepresentation for hundreds of thousands of Americans, for no legitimate reason.
The easy answer to this is that most of his base just simply doesn’t understand this technology and/or its implications. Along with the whole cult thing.
The Trump admin is rolling out a nationwide health tracking system with Google, Apple, Amazon & CVS. Mental health, meds, vitals—all synced, all shareable. Where is the “don’t tread on me” “they’re tracking us” crowd?
July 31, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The easy answer to this is that most of his base just simply doesn’t understand this technology and/or its implications. Along with the whole cult thing.
Elon only does Nazi salutes, has ties to apartheid era beliefs and South African expats, has a breeding fetish, and thinks women are less than human. He’s a good, *completely* normal guy!
Elon Musk retweeted a post saying that women were "built to be traded" like property.
July 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Elon only does Nazi salutes, has ties to apartheid era beliefs and South African expats, has a breeding fetish, and thinks women are less than human. He’s a good, *completely* normal guy!
Every time something like this happens it’s a further endorsement of Mamdani
New York City real estate groups are forming super PACs to try to defeat Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic candidate for mayor. “Our goal is anybody but Mamdani,” the chief executive of Infinite Global Real Estate Partners wrote in an email obtained by The New York Times.
‘Anybody but Mamdani’: 5 Groups Emerge to Raise Millions in Attack Funds
Real estate titans and financiers are forming super PACs to try to defeat Zohran Mamdani. Some organizers say that they won’t succeed unless Mayor Eric Adams or former Gov. Andrew Cuomo drops out.
nyti.ms
July 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Every time something like this happens it’s a further endorsement of Mamdani