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“A guilty system recognizes no innocents.”
-Iain M. Banks, “The Player of Games”

Been thinking about this quote a lot lately
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I wrote about why cutting Kill Bill in half might have cost Uma Thurman an Oscar, and how the new 4 1/2-hour version makes whole the greatest performance of her career.
Kill Bill Is Back in Theaters in a New Version. It’ll Never Play the Same.
The Whole Bloody Affair changed the way I saw Tarantino’s epic revenge film—and so did the reporting about its making.
slate.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“Who was supposed to be the more intelligent form of life here?”
Her writing is so, so bad.
It probably seems like I'm taking these out of context but no.

She has a little vignette about attending a Trump rally in 2020, some shower thoughts about manta rays and then a dissection of January 6.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Hell yeah (Jin-Roh rocks)
Jin-Roh Anime Movie Gets 4K Restoration in March 2026 - IMDb
IMDb, the world's most popular and authoritative source for movie, TV and celebrity content.
m.imdb.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My spirit animal
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me to myself after an uncomfortable interaction with the UPS guy:
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Mfer arrived 2 days after the snow storm
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fog in the valley this morning
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Website Task Flowchart
xkcd.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Made the mistake of both having a cocktail and laying for 20 minutes on the new massaging table, and THEN trying to work out…
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy holidays also to everyone I’ve enjoyed the frequent or occasional discussion with on here (including/not limited to @rumpledchords.bsky.social @mburchett.bsky.social @pedsortho.bsky.social @parsnip.bsky.social @archivedspork.bsky.social @newmexicoman.bsky.social @yopauliefl.bsky.social etc)
Merry Christmas/happy holidays from the Big Joe D™️ family to my @itschristmastown.bsky.social homies at the Jasper Group, LLC
( @wifeguy.org @mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social )
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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“Once sprayed into the nostril, noroxone works quickly to free up opioid receptors in the brain, allowing compounds like heroin, fentanyl, oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and morphine to reattach and fatally interrupt respiration.”
FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Fucking Nazis
A new video captures masked ICE agents in unmarked vehicles swarming the mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew before hauling her away. There’s no way this was random.
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Merry Christmas/happy holidays from the Big Joe D™️ family to my @itschristmastown.bsky.social homies at the Jasper Group, LLC
( @wifeguy.org @mobute.bsky.social @davidjroth.bsky.social )
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ok, fine, I’ll coach Penn State
Ok, fine, I’ll run for senate
December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I don't care what the LA Times said. The LA Times is not your mother, I am, and I said you absolutely do NOT have permission to give terrible people your time or money.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Snow day!

(I still have to drive to work though)
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me to my topical lidocaine (yes I’m old and my joints hurt)
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Other countries:

Lapland: Come and visit Santa and his reindeer!

Czech Republic: Come and visit Wenceslas Square!

Ireland: We killed Santa. Would you like to see his grave?
You come down the chimney in the middle of the night in rural Ireland and well...
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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the thing about extra-time accommodations is that either they help you a lot or they don't matter much, and if they help you a lot that is evidence that you should get them
Even by the standards of The Atlantic, this is an extraordinarily weak evidence base for an article.

Data from a tiny handful of schools that isn't measuring the variable at issue and a few thin, secondhand anecdotes.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Passing out while your underlings are sucking up to you is a neat illustration of what unitary executive theory gets us.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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no one else has been so consistently artful in describing the last decade of conservative politics than David Roth, and for this accursèd talent the least he deserves is a Pulitzer defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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BEST FIRST FILM: Eephus
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM