Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty

there is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

You don't hear so much about the Bermuda Triangle these days. It's almost like all the conspiracy theorists mysteriously vanished......

really makes you think 🤔

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

Remembering for some reason how surprised everyone was at how quickly and comprehensively the USSR disintegrated, like it had already rotted from the inside and all that was left was a facade that seemed impressive and enduring but was hollow as papier-mache.

😚 💖 #muppets

Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.

I'm just watching the Vincent Price cooking show (a gift for Christmas) and he's just made a chess set out of cheese.

Marriage is mostly one person yelling something from the other room and the other person yelling back “I can’t hear you because you are in the other room”.

Okay, friends. Time to dish.

In case you were wondering where to shop for holiday gifts for Senator Bob Menendez...

www.cnbc.com/2023/12/15/c...

Wife, upon seeing news of the Guilani verdict: You know, you can sing "Schadenfreude" to "That's Amore".
Me: 🎶 When Trump's fixer guy / cops a nine-digit fine / schadenfreude! When he's too broke to rent / even the landscaping tent / Schadenfreude! 🎶