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Jimtastic Voyage
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I have permanent resting stroke face. Married to my best friend.
Music is life.
Somebody: "How are you feeling?"

Us.
April 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
theonion.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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It's not a bad idea to go to the local Walmart or big box retailer and buy lots of consumables now. From toothpaste to soap, anything you can find storage space for, buy before they have to replenish inventory.

Even if it's made in the USA , they will jack up the price and blame it on tariffs.
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Howdy from Wisconsin.
April 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
January 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I hope this cardiologist doesn't start chanting "Kali Ma" like my old one used to
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
January 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Space alien: Take me to your leader.

Me: I’d rather not.
January 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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This makes my blood boil in ways I cannot describe.
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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This was very blatantly a Nazi salute. Don't let them convince you otherwise.

They are going to try to tell you what you saw, you didn't really see, OR it wasn't REALLY that it was something else, and you are interpreting it wrong OR they will say it's fake and AI.

DO NOT BE GASLIT
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The only way to tolerate Walmart, is probably by consuming mind-altering substances first.
May 26, 2024 at 1:25 AM
There should really be an award category for this, somewhere.
enjoy these sports illustrated covers featuring the muppets: a thread
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
theonion.com
January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Bluesky has jumped up to over 28 million users!!

Welcome, new humans!

Hi, I’m God.
Billionaires should not exist.
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
January 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love this woman so damn much ❤️
January 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
January 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Tattoo content 😎
January 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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There's always a few trolls
Yes we are the actual @AltYelloNatPark from Twitter
Yes we really do conduct field work in Yellowstone
Yes we are a registered 501c3 in good standing
Yes we passed peer review 😎
Yes our DBA is AltYelloNatPark™

Yes you can read all about our work at
AltYelloNatPark.org
The Polar Zoo @AltYelloNatPark
AltYelloNatPark.org
December 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
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No, I did *not* make a whole cup of herbal tea and then fall asleep before drinking it last night; I left an offering to my ancestors that was accidentally on my nightstand instead of my altar 😤 mind your own business smh
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM