Lia L'Assassin ★ 𝟜.𝟘
@designassassin.bsky.social
Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor 😉 Creative. Wordsmith. Design,Tech, 📷/🎶 Nerd. ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 In 🖤
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The only way to tolerate Walmart, is probably by consuming mind-altering substances first.
Let me rip those walls off you.
You look even better nakeder ♡
You look even better nakeder ♡
January 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Let me rip those walls off you.
You look even better nakeder ♡
You look even better nakeder ♡
New Year's Eve is just an excuse to wear fancy clothes and pretend we've got our shit together.
December 31, 2024 at 8:22 PM
New Year's Eve is just an excuse to wear fancy clothes and pretend we've got our shit together.
Happy New Year Misfits! May your happiness be as contagious as measles. Your 2025 be filled with love, health, healing, and opportunities as plentiful as the phone notifications you ignore. May you get all you wish for, exist in your chosen timeline. AND may that email never find you!🔥
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Happy New Year Misfits! May your happiness be as contagious as measles. Your 2025 be filled with love, health, healing, and opportunities as plentiful as the phone notifications you ignore. May you get all you wish for, exist in your chosen timeline. AND may that email never find you!🔥
No. Only good things 😉
December 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
No. Only good things 😉
Santa's naughty list is just a list of all the people he wants sitting on his lap longer. Not only does Santa exist, he is, in fact, a pervert.
December 25, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Santa's naughty list is just a list of all the people he wants sitting on his lap longer. Not only does Santa exist, he is, in fact, a pervert.
Merry Christmas, Happy ho hos, Festivus, Hanukkah, holidays –or KFC Day in Japan 🌲 Enjoy the food comas, stay safe 🎁 If your presents is required, and you just can't; yes you can. Just believe in your elf.
December 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Merry Christmas, Happy ho hos, Festivus, Hanukkah, holidays –or KFC Day in Japan 🌲 Enjoy the food comas, stay safe 🎁 If your presents is required, and you just can't; yes you can. Just believe in your elf.
Why bother to wrap gifts, when you can just wrap me in you?
December 24, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Why bother to wrap gifts, when you can just wrap me in you?
Quite apropos that I lost several peanut M&M's down my cleavage, and it is 'Chocolate Covered Anything Day,' so we can add boobs and bras to the list
December 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Quite apropos that I lost several peanut M&M's down my cleavage, and it is 'Chocolate Covered Anything Day,' so we can add boobs and bras to the list
Dr. Seuss gets a rap/hip-hop makeover
Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶
Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶
December 16, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Dr. Seuss gets a rap/hip-hop makeover
Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶
Mr. Brown's got nothing on this beat 🎶
People who ask if "your boobs are natural," implies they have thoughts they could be supernatural
December 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
People who ask if "your boobs are natural," implies they have thoughts they could be supernatural
With you, I am more than merely
the sum of my parts; I am whole ♡
the sum of my parts; I am whole ♡
December 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
With you, I am more than merely
the sum of my parts; I am whole ♡
the sum of my parts; I am whole ♡
Would you prefer being repossessed?
No? Then settle that exorcism bill.
No? Then settle that exorcism bill.
December 13, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Would you prefer being repossessed?
No? Then settle that exorcism bill.
No? Then settle that exorcism bill.
No babe, the Crocs stay on during sex.
Now take those jorts off, and c'mere!
Now take those jorts off, and c'mere!
December 13, 2024 at 8:01 PM
No babe, the Crocs stay on during sex.
Now take those jorts off, and c'mere!
Now take those jorts off, and c'mere!
The perfect dessert does exist...
December 13, 2024 at 6:58 PM
The perfect dessert does exist...
Five onion rings, Four spam mails,
Three paper planes,
Two nippley nips,
And a raccoon, on your front lawn 🎶
Three paper planes,
Two nippley nips,
And a raccoon, on your front lawn 🎶
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Five onion rings, Four spam mails,
Three paper planes,
Two nippley nips,
And a raccoon, on your front lawn 🎶
Three paper planes,
Two nippley nips,
And a raccoon, on your front lawn 🎶
The end of the year is basically:
Sept: goths pre-gaming for October
Oct: pumpkin everything, Halloween
Nov: 55 days of Mariah Carey
Thanksgiving
28 days of Black Friday
Dec: 26 days of muttering 'fuck this' under your breath - a lot, breather before NYE, and then a 3 month January
Sept: goths pre-gaming for October
Oct: pumpkin everything, Halloween
Nov: 55 days of Mariah Carey
Thanksgiving
28 days of Black Friday
Dec: 26 days of muttering 'fuck this' under your breath - a lot, breather before NYE, and then a 3 month January
December 2, 2024 at 7:03 PM
The end of the year is basically:
Sept: goths pre-gaming for October
Oct: pumpkin everything, Halloween
Nov: 55 days of Mariah Carey
Thanksgiving
28 days of Black Friday
Dec: 26 days of muttering 'fuck this' under your breath - a lot, breather before NYE, and then a 3 month January
Sept: goths pre-gaming for October
Oct: pumpkin everything, Halloween
Nov: 55 days of Mariah Carey
Thanksgiving
28 days of Black Friday
Dec: 26 days of muttering 'fuck this' under your breath - a lot, breather before NYE, and then a 3 month January
Welcome to Monday. Enjoy your stay.
December 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Welcome to Monday. Enjoy your stay.
Turns out I'm still really shite at catching up on here. I'm time poor. I'll get to you all... Until then, patience, Grasshopper 🥹
December 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Turns out I'm still really shite at catching up on here. I'm time poor. I'll get to you all... Until then, patience, Grasshopper 🥹
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
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December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
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theonion.com/american-exp...
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Eating toffee is pushups for your face
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Eating toffee is pushups for your face
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Alexa…. Skip to Friday
December 2, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Alexa…. Skip to Friday
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Bouncing on it granny style
(my knees hurt)
(my knees hurt)
December 2, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Bouncing on it granny style
(my knees hurt)
(my knees hurt)